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Fanboyism gone too far?
Tragic Hero | 8:51 PM on 12.25.2007 15 comments


I mean I knew they existed but didn't know any to have the balls to make such a "comical" website in the defense of Sony. Apparently thats what Sony Defense Force is, a website posting incorrect statistical numbers and totally biased reviews (giving Super Mario Galaxy a 1/10). They also like to post totally humorous charts like this:



If you have the time and want a good laugh click here.

EDIT: It is just satirical, nevertheless it is quite to the extreme.



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tehArtist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 21:35
tehArtist
WOW...just..wow..

I have just never seen..

I mean..wow..

I'm at a loss for words truly, and thats rare for me.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 21:51
Neonie
Old, but ya Sony Defense force is pretty retarded.
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 21:56
Bluefusion
Um...you guys do know they are like The Onion of the console world...right?
Unpro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 21:58
Unpro
see the mass effect review? Graphics: god awful, I'm sorry but the graphics are pretty sick, maybe not perfect but sick indeed. then i saw this:

"Truth be told, the Xbox 360 was stillborn in the UK. The only reason it was able to linger around for this past year is due to the fact that the PS3 has only just recently released in the region. Let’s also not forget the fact that in the UK the PS3 is priced $200 more expensive than the Xbox 360. Who can blame them for wanting to pay more for quality? Eight synergistic processors compared to three. Blu-Ray instead of DVD. nVidia instead of ATi. Free online with dedicated servers compared to 56k p2p garbage. Free wifi. Standard Hard Drives. 0% failure rate versus 75% failure rate. Is there any redeeming quality to the Xbox 360?"

I'm still laughing, you can have 500 CPU's in a system, the only thing that matters is if the games created actually take advantage of the power.
MusashiX2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 22:07
MusashiX2
it's a joke, people. all just satire.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 22:34
MrSadistic
Yeah what Musashi said. I hope you know it's just a spoof site, I mean it's not funny but yeah the web site is just a giant joke.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 22:43
Excel-2011
They're rather generous to the Wii and DS numbers. You'd think they would give them more of a negative slant than the 360 stat.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2007 23:00
king3vbo
You do know that SDF is making fun of Sony Fanbois, right???
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 00:07
taumpytears
SDfTW!
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 03:09
JRisJunior
i cant even go to that site without puking. i keep forgetting that its a satire all the time. hilarity ensues.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 06:37
ScottyG
I like how their links section has a Microsoft Defense Force link that goes to 1UP.

That shit is funny, yo. ^_^
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 08:20
Tragic Hero
Hmmmm...satire eh? Yeah that would make more sense than someone being that big of a fanboy. They put so much work into it though!
NyghtcrawleR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2007 00:56
NyghtcrawleR
Dud you can find anything on the internet? How can this surprise you? Big deal.
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