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Dear God,
ToxinMongoose | 3:59 PM on 08.21.2007 7 comments


Screw you. Love Tox.

Screw you guys too, Seriously! I didn't actually think people would bother to look upon me swearing at the almighty one for bugging me to create a blog. Bastards.

But, I guess you people actually want to hear the thoughts from the mind of the insane... You know, hell, seeing as some of my favorite games actually make little sense, I guess the best stories are from the insane, right?

You know, I haven't seen a decent Arcade game in years and I'm not talking about Time Crises 56. You get a week of decent play on those things before the sights go off and you stop getting the recoil from the handgun.

I'm talking about quartergorgers like Metal Slug, Aero Fighters, god, I even miss Marvel Vs. Capcom! I hate walking into arcades seeing rows of racing games, DDR, and, although I absolutely love shooters, I do crave something else in a while. In fact, now that I think about it, they've been taking out the puzzle machines in the laundromat, won't that be the day I walk in to do my laundry, and all they have sitting in the corner is Evil Night.

With all the concentration on Next-Gen consoles, has anyone heard anything about Next-Gen Arcades? I'd love a more intense Metal Slug, a new Puzzle Bobble... Hell, just give me the old puzzle bobble. Oh, even a sequel to Dungeons and Dragons would be awesome! With all the technology we have, what do you think we could do with pinball machines?

I've got a pile of quarters sitting here just waiting to be wasted.

Oh, and BTW: Screw you guys, Love Tox.

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Damn Squarenix bitches. Someone should slap them. Really.

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