The Sun newspaper, Britain's number one for cowboy builders, dole cheats and racists, has apparently reported today that videogames are responsible for the dramatic decline of the intelligence of kids from this once great nation.
Infact, the opening statement is SO loaded, I'm surprised there isn't already an angry mob with pitchforks and flaming torches waiting to lynch an unsuspecting game devloper.
"“Kids hooked on computer games have sent England plummeting down world league tables for reading,”
Well, that's some GREAT unbiased reporting, there. All this because England's children are now apparently fifteenth in the world for reading ability and an investigation has reportedly discovered that "more than a third of ten-year-olds spend at least three hours a day playing videogames".
So this, really, is more of the same. Yet more fuel to the fires of ignorance that the mainstream media WILL insist on bringing against the gaming industry. Yet again, it's quite obviously a case of the parents not raising their children to take more of an interest in the books they're apparently now snubbing in favour of games. Or at the very least, make them play Morrowind, or something.
I'd just like to stand as living proof against the above theory. I spent far more than three hours a day on videogames when I was younger, much like I do now. I'm also the proud owner of two A*'s at GCSE level for both English Language and Literature, and a B at A-Level (The grade there actually dropped because I was drunk, for most of it). How did I achieve this marvellous miracle when, by all reckoning, I should currently be drinking cider in a bus stop? Simple. I was read to as a young child.
No more than about half an hour a night usually, but through this introduction to language, I picked up literacy a lot earlier than my classmates. That's what these kids need; not to be told that they just can't play games.
Oh and finally, the Sun's really doing itself no favours. If there are no illiterate children growing into illiterate adults, no-one will read their newspaper.
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Will it ever end? You have got to be a big fucking idiot to assume videogames decline you mental capacity. If you want to blame something, blame movies or music. Shit, at least with videogames you have to use hand/eye coordination.
I can pick up any game on any system an learn the controls in 5 minutes. I have seen plenty of non-gamers take hours to learn the controls on the easiest of games yet they always seem to forget which button does which the next day.
My conclusion: Video games help hand/eye movement and memory.
How does playing games make me not have a father?
illegitamcy joke ftw
The sun is the biggest piece of bullshit since the Daily Mail.
If playing videogames is the only thing that has changed in the entirety of England since the goode olde days when England was ranked...higher, then this seems like a pretty methodologically sound study.
I am blehman's father. Sshhh.
Mass Effect increased my reading ability 10 fold!!!!
And your attraction to lesbian aliens.
Don't forget that.
I wondered how long it would be before The Sun got wind of this. I saw this on News 24 yesterday and just thought 'yup, there's the scapegoating again'.
@ToxicPrince
What happens if your attraction stats are maxed out? Where does the exp go for this? I need to know these things!
Sounds like Britain has a serious problem. You guys better put down Mario and relearn your alphabet.
Epic fail on The Sun's part
Yeah, having to read what people are saying does result in illiteracy
Also, menus