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Ummm, any Final Fantasy game where the villain talks?
Patton speech in Patton is the defintion of epic...though I dunno if its what your looking for. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington delivers like woh. In fact do something where you have to talk like Jimmy Stewart that would be awesome.
I am error?
carl's speech from Caddyshack about the Dali Lama.
You could always do Alex Ryan's bathysphere speech from BioShock.
I've always found Link's dialog from any of the Zelda games to be riveting.
Most famous quote: "..."
dvddesign, I liked the part right after that when he said "hi-yaaa!" and swang his sword but that wasn't part of the monologue so I fail.
Two words.
Zero Wing.
Opps, it's actually Andrew Ryan. The speech is also really short, so I don't think you can use it.
@shipero
You're onto something... Wikiquote's got a big list of Andrew Ryan dialogue that, tbh, can just be strung together into one seamless monologue.
I believe we may have a winner.
Unless something more epic comes along in the meantime.
The rest of you, thanks!
or you should do some diablo lines,
"come, shtay awhile."
There aren't really any extremely long monologues in most games, it tends to go against their interactive nature. But yeah, the Patton speech that Cowzilla mentioned is pretty damn good.
Vagina Monologue: The Game
best monolog ever?
Bender talking about children. it was something like,
"Parents. Have you ever taken the time to tear your child away from the TV, sit them down next to you, and beat them?
Well fuck, I dunno. How bout one of Seymour's little speeches in FF 10? Dunno if he has any monologues though, they may all require a second person. Check it out.
It would be funny to take a song and read it lyric for lyric like you were speaking. The more bizarre the lyrics the better.
Also, Mel Gibson's speech to the soldiers in Braveheart. That shit gets me pumped. Plus, it's be cool to dress up like him.
I can't think of any other monologues. The only thing that comes close is one passage from near the end of 1984, but I know that doesn't help. And quite honestly, I don't recall it anymore or what page it appears on. I used to know... sorry. I fail.
Just recite the You've Got the Touch lyrics
I'd suggest the opening of Symphony of the Night. You could rewrite it into a monologue and it would be awesome.
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was...he was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California from La Holla to Leo Carillo, and up to Pismo. He died.. he died as so many young men of his generation before his time, and in your wisdom, Lord, you took him. Just as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe San, and Lan Doc, and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos.. in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been....we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Goodnight, sweet prince.
I think Andrew Ryan quote strung together would be epic
Pretty much anything Sam Jackson said in Pulp Fiction.
You could find some nice patriot type speeches from the Metal Gear games I'm sure, but I'd lean towards the Andrew Ryan speeches for more dramatic tension and flair.