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I Didn't Like Portal or Bioshock
Totally Tubular Thomas | 7:34 AM on 04.07.2008 21 comments


First Post. Fuck all that 'oh ive been a lurker for a while decided to join blah blah fucking blah'.

I am prepared for the torrent of obscenities and general hatred that will be directed towards me for this - but I didn't think either Portal or Bioshock were as transcendently incredible as they were hyped to be. Now I don't know if this was because they didn't pander directly to my tastes, or because everyone didn't shut up about how amazing they were.

Has anyone here been affected by hype disappointing and leading to an ultimate distaste for the game in question?



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Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:03
Butmac
I'm fine with people not being into BioShock - but for pete's sake man - Portal is on top of the world looking down on creation. If your biggest gripe about a game is what OTHER people say about it then that's your first problem.

Also, welcome. I applaud your first post grammar and punctuation!
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:16
Alasdair Duncan
I think hype makes me wary, but I do my homework and I've been satisfied with the games I've played over the last few years. If you didn't like Bioshock or Portal, fine; that's your prerogative.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:17
JACK of No Trades
People that can't respect the creativity and excellent design in Portal and Bioshock have low intelligence and shouldn't be playing games.
ToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:21
ToiletDuck
I agree, Biocock wasn't anything new and wasn't worth half the hype it received, imho.

Portal on the other hand was something refreshing. Who knew sentries could be so cute?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:22
Tubatic
Care to expand on that? It would make for an interesting c-blog article, fleshed out.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:23
glipe
Sounds like typical anti-hype mentality. Don't let other people spoil a game for you by making you think it's going to be good or bad. You have based your opinion on how good they were with regards to your expectations and boy, can our expectations go high.

I suggest reading and understanding the Great Gatsby.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:26
Kryptinite
You're so edgy for not liking them.

@ali D

It's my prerogative, I do what I wanna do

IT'S MY PREROGATIVE!

Sorry, every time I see or hear that word that fucking song comes to mind.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:34
Gantz
Burn the Non-Believer!
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 08:58
Anus Mcphanus
It's fine if you don't like a game because no one can like every single game that's out there.

As for the "obscenities and general hatred" you would get it won't be for not liking a game, it'll be for not expanding your points and opinions and bumping other blogs down because as this post stands, it's more of a forum post than a blog and the forums are over there -------------------------------------->
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 09:03
Reeper
Shitty post is shitty.

Not liking a game because of what others say shows a lack of any ability to think for one's self. If you actually had experienced those two games for what they were and came out disappointed, then you should elaborate on why. Cereal.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 09:11
Alasdair Duncan
@Kryptonite:

Britney's version or Bobby Brown's? ;)
Butterflies and Hurricanes's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 09:14
Butterflies and Hurricanes
@Mcphanus: I agree

It's fine to not like a game, but for the proper sense of a blog a little explanation would be nice to turn it into a real post. No matter what the hype or the popularity of the game is, even if you like a game, there has to be reasons why, and the community would like to hear them... That's why it's a community.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 10:20
covah
the only thing I don't like about portal is the fact that people still think its hilarious. By now its just beating a dead horse

...THE CAKE IZ A LIE LOLOLOLOLOL MY BEST FRIEND IS THE COMPANION CUBE! I listen to "Still Alive" 24/7 while eating cake L)L!#)SLFKDFLDJFOSPIFJ !

come to think of it, I only mildly chuckled a few times during portal... its just a trend now
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:24
Aerox
I agree with ToiletDuck
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 11:45
njsykora
Grammar and spelling are to be applauded, but you need to explain a bit why you didn't like them. I didn't like Bioshock's gameplay, didn't think it did anything particularly exciting or special but stuck around the for the story. Portal however was my sole justification for buying The Orange Box.

You need to explain why you don't like Portal.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:09
RAB
i didn't like West Side Story
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:22
Conrad Zimmerman
@ RAB: But when you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day!
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 12:47
KyleGamgee
Hype can ruin. Great expectations are really hard to satisfy.

Portal was great because it was so damned funny.

SPOILER - I still can't get over bocoming a Big Daddy in BioShock. That freaked me the freak out.
Totally Tubular Thomas's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2008 19:16
Totally Tubular Thomas
Thanks for the feedback on the first post everyone, sorry it wasn't a more fleshed out blog, I really shouldn't write them at 1 in the morning. As to why I didn't like Bioshock - I thought the core FPS element of the game was under par, none of the weapons felt particularly powerful and every mission in the game felt like a get this, bring it to me, rinse, repeat. I didn't hate the game, I just really couldn't see why it was getting perfect 10's from everyone, when it was clearly not a perfect game in my eyes.

As for Portal, who the fuck feels emotionally attached to a box with hearts on it?
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