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I am a girl gamer, and totally not a dude.
Totally Not A Dude | 2:05 PM on 02.23.2008 79 comments




Hello Destructoid. As you can see by my username, I am a girl, and totally not a dude. I have a vagina and breasts, and my body is quite shapely. I have been told that I am favorable to look upon. Sometimes I send pictures to boys who comment on my bloggings and forum posts, because that is what girls do on the internet. I am totally not a dude.

I play video games. They are entertaining and a lovely way to spend my time. I have consoles and handhelds, and games for my consoles and handhelds. I purchased them. I have a funny story about a video game store employee and his reaction to a girl purchasing video games. This story is so amusing. You laugh at funny stories. I laugh at funny stories. We have this in common. This implies that I will engage in sexual relations with you, as I am of course a girl on the internet, and totally not a dude.

Animals are cute, except for those animals that are not. As a girl, I have delicate sensibilities with regard to the harming of the cuter varieties of animals. I like pink things. Girls like pink things and cute animals. This proves that I am totally not a dude. I am a girl. Ha ha ha.

I include intricate smiley faces after everything I say for no reason. >=)P

I have been informed there are males here who will react to my posting with what appear to be harmless comments, but are in actuality clumsy attempts to begin wooing me. Fortunately, both of us know there is no harm in our flirting, as we are all the way across the internet from one another. That is, of course, if one of us is not a serial rapist. Then one of us would locate the other via Google, come to the other's house and engage in violent sexual relations with them. Murder would probably follow soon after. I am a girl though, not a serial rapist. I am totally not a serial rapist.

Please post in my comments. I will send you pictures of my female form in provocative poses, but the angles of the shots will be strange and awkward in an effort to appear artistic and unique. Unfortunately, everyone else does the exact same thing, but I am a girl on the internet, and totally not a dude or a serial rapist, and I will do these things anyway.

Here is a picture of me:



This picture is a real picture of me, a girl.



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007's Destructoid Blog


^This looks like a dude to me...
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
I agree entirly with 007
thomasa's Destructoid Blog
Definitely packing meat.
Arcanum's Destructoid Blog
trap?
Nah....
junkie's Destructoid Blog
This is a joke, right?
Mizruko's Destructoid Blog
OMG a girl this truly is big news...
power-glove's Destructoid Blog
Seriously, the person who came up with this stupid joke needs to die.
Arcanum's Destructoid Blog
Come on guys, you have your work cut out for you. 100 comments in the next 20 minutes.
CaffeinePowered's Destructoid Blog
Its a trap
demonelite's Destructoid Blog
$10 says its Wiisucks.
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
I cried at first, realized its a joke, loled a bit, now I'm meh. My guess is it's Sterling.
A Sexually Disturbed Jedi's Destructoid Blog
DO A BARREL ROLL!
PANZERDRAKO's Destructoid Blog
well, cook me something!
Harknett's Destructoid Blog
Sounds legit.
Kaos Angel's Destructoid Blog
I love the header!

And it's obviously this is a joke XD
Arcanum's Destructoid Blog
This is a JOKE?
You don't say....
A New Challenger's Destructoid Blog
Will you marry me?
No shutdown's Destructoid Blog
I was wondering when ackbar would show up...
Totally Not A Dude's Destructoid Blog
I am a girl. I am totally not a trap.
B-Radicate's Destructoid Blog
I vote electro lemon.
bbrigg1's Destructoid Blog
picture is shopped.

Here's the real one:

NeoPrime's Destructoid Blog


Internets is a lie. What's one more?

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!
Silverback 55's Destructoid Blog
In the great words of Eric Cartman...
"Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen. And make me some pie."

Oh and this is totally Wiisucks.
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
i vote Yoj1mb0
bbrigg1's Destructoid Blog
shit

Andrex's Destructoid Blog
Write about video games and you will be fine,

Welcome and Don't suck
youkilledmyguy's Destructoid Blog
Go die in a fire.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
I FULLY BELIEVE YOU.

Stop it, Lemon.
sleepingagain's Destructoid Blog
lol cross dressing trolls..
casualweaponry's Destructoid Blog
Screw this, I'm calling for help...


CannibalCalvin 's Destructoid Blog
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
OMG U IS A GAMER? U SHULD SHEWS ME UR BOOBZ LAWL ASL? SEX LAETERZ?
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Still in before Whiteboy and 13th Dragon!
Knives's Destructoid Blog
"I include intricate smiley faces after everything I say for no reason. >=)P "

Hey!! I do that all the time =(.
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
WILL U FRIEND ME! I NEED FRIENDZ! PLZ?! OMGZ BFF FEREVAR
weirdfunk's Destructoid Blog
SHAMELESS!!
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
Hide this garbage. You fail at being funny.
twister1988's Destructoid Blog
I have a feeling this will end up being copypasta everywhere now, also dumb troll is dumb


hmm but I guess I'm feeding it .... oh well
bitterbohemian's Destructoid Blog
sure...oh, BTW, I'm Uwe Boll.
insomnia's Destructoid Blog
You owe me a new keyboard.

P.S. The C-Blogs are very fickle.
Jonathan Holmes's Destructoid Blog
Pics please.
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
SHOW UZ UR TITAYS
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
It's a trick. Get an ax.
Segasonicdude's Destructoid Blog
this is very puzzling.....and very funny

Never Heard a Girl Talk like that before ....except those pesky Myspace Spam Bots that want you to join some Psudo-dating site
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
@ DTOID

Notice : There is NO story here...

@ youkilledmyguy

My thoughts exactly!
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
I hope this is some sort of satirical joke. Because if it isn’t, then GTFO my internets. For cereal.


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