Hello Destructoid. As you can see by my username, I am a girl, and totally not a dude. I have a vagina and breasts, and my body is quite shapely. I have been told that I am favorable to look upon. Sometimes I send pictures to boys who comment on my bloggings and forum posts, because that is what girls do on the internet. I am totally not a dude.

I play video games. They are entertaining and a lovely way to spend my time. I have consoles and handhelds, and games for my consoles and handhelds. I purchased them. I have a funny story about a video game store employee and his reaction to a girl purchasing video games. This story is so amusing. You laugh at funny stories. I laugh at funny stories. We have this in common. This implies that I will engage in sexual relations with you, as I am of course a girl on the internet, and totally not a dude.

Animals are cute, except for those animals that are not. As a girl, I have delicate sensibilities with regard to the harming of the cuter varieties of animals. I like pink things. Girls like pink things and cute animals. This proves that I am totally not a dude. I am a girl. Ha ha ha.

I include intricate smiley faces after everything I say for no reason. >=)P

I have been informed there are males here who will react to my posting with what appear to be harmless comments, but are in actuality clumsy attempts to begin wooing me. Fortunately, both of us know there is no harm in our flirting, as we are all the way across the internet from one another. That is, of course, if one of us is not a serial rapist. Then one of us would locate the other via Google, come to the other's house and engage in violent sexual relations with them. Murder would probably follow soon after. I am a girl though, not a serial rapist. I am totally not a serial rapist.

Please post in my comments. I will send you pictures of my female form in provocative poses, but the angles of the shots will be strange and awkward in an effort to appear artistic and unique. Unfortunately, everyone else does the exact same thing, but I am a girl on the internet, and totally not a dude or a serial rapist, and I will do these things anyway.

Here is a picture of me:



This picture is a real picture of me, a girl.