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Seth may be a cheap bitch. Maybe you have no trouble at all getting to him on hard mode, and then you spend 45 minutes dealing with his sucky-inny-spitty-outy bullshit. Maybe the fact that he blocks your unblockable attacks and rips you out of the middle of an EX combo to take half your life bar with one hit makes you feel frustrated, or that there's no justice in that final battle. That's okay. Because there's one very important fact that you should not lose sight of; one thing that, at the end of the day, makes you the winner even if you lose the match time and again. See folks,

Seth has no penis.


HAHA YOU HAVE NO PENIS, SETH! HAHAHA! You don't have a vagoo, either! HA! Class, please close your textbooks and turn to point and laugh at Seth, who has no penis, nor a vagina.
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2 Cblogs in a day from Tohper? Is this a world record!?
Touche mr Topher
LOL. Poor bastard.
Seth is but one penis.
AHAHAHA oh god well played Mr. Cantler.
Maybe that's the real reason he was trying to abduct Ryu. He's want to steal more than just his moves...
I think with this knowledge in hand, Capcom needs to give us an update with special taunts for each character while facing Seth.

I don't even need to say what those taunts she be referencing.
I fight Seth on easiest difficulty.

S'How I roll.
I don't know, Topher...

considering Seth doesn't need to procreate I don't see why he would have the use for a penis. He's not even asexual, he's non-sexual. Hell, can we even CALL him a "he"?
seth absorbed both penises and vaginas... he has a pegina.
Infinitys End is actually Seth in disguise trying to defense himself, everyone just ignore him and mock his lack of reproductive organ moreso!
Thanks Topher, but now my family will wonder why I'm shouting "YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS!" at my TV after losing 25 times in a row.
I would be amazing at martial arts too if I had the lack of sex organs to keep me focused all the time.

That being said, he's still a bastard.
Yeah, SCREW THAT GUY!
Who needs genitalia, if he can suck like Seth?
Seth is a giant penis. A living penis.
Perhaps he has a codpiece in there somewhere...
Capcom will add one via DLC.
Yeah he doesn't have a penis, but damn does that guy want you inside you.
So this is why he's always like, BECOME A PART OF ME!

It's the only way he can make up for not having "it".
Skullomania took Ryu's penis away so maybe he took Seth's as well!

This blog is brilliant.
I love you topher.
Hahaha. This eases the pain.
I believe the loving is made within the yin-yang.
AAAAAHAHAHAHA!

I still fucking hate Seth.
This makes so much sense.
Naw, he's just squeezing it between those meaty thighs and sucking it up into his own butthole.
Seth is a bitch, but once you learn how to get pasta his moves, he's not that bad. He's nowhere near as cool as Gill though.

He can't even J-J-J-JAM IT IN
But his arms stretch REALLY FAR! Wonder where he puts them...
Why is the gaming talking about penises more and mroe these days?
Why is the gaming community talking about penises more and mroe these days?
Why is the gaming community talking about penises more and more these days?

Sorry have to repost a comment, Im running into something weird on the C-Blogs.
The hammer is his penis.
that guy is a weenie. once you figure out his pattern, he's pretty easy to get by. just keep blocking low, when he goes for that little "paralyze u" kick, he's vulnerable for you to just walk up and grab. he'll keep trying it, so just keep grabbing him. thats how i beat him on hardest.
This blog makes me feel better about my inability to beat Seth.
Probably uses spores like a fern.
eheheheheheh "Vagoo"
He doesn't have a penis.. for now but once he absorbs Cammy's powers...
Fucking seth.

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