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Topher Cantler | 11:39 PM on 02.20.2009 46 comments




Seth may be a cheap bitch. Maybe you have no trouble at all getting to him on hard mode, and then you spend 45 minutes dealing with his sucky-inny-spitty-outy bullshit. Maybe the fact that he blocks your unblockable attacks and rips you out of the middle of an EX combo to take half your life bar with one hit makes you feel frustrated, or that there's no justice in that final battle. That's okay. Because there's one very important fact that you should not lose sight of; one thing that, at the end of the day, makes you the winner even if you lose the match time and again. See folks,

Seth has no penis.


HAHA YOU HAVE NO PENIS, SETH! HAHAHA! You don't have a vagoo, either! HA! Class, please close your textbooks and turn to point and laugh at Seth, who has no penis, nor a vagina.



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garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 23:50
garison
2 Cblogs in a day from Tohper? Is this a world record!?
Tdiddy9182's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 23:57
Tdiddy9182
Touche mr Topher
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 00:05
Brian Szabelski
LOL. Poor bastard.
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 00:09
seigfreid
Seth is but one penis.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 00:22
Stella Wong
AHAHAHA oh god well played Mr. Cantler.
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 00:23
MatCD
Maybe that's the real reason he was trying to abduct Ryu. He's want to steal more than just his moves...
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 00:55
EarthbounderNess
I think with this knowledge in hand, Capcom needs to give us an update with special taunts for each character while facing Seth.

I don't even need to say what those taunts she be referencing.
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 01:08
mourning orange
I fight Seth on easiest difficulty.

S'How I roll.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 01:23
Electro Lemon
I don't know, Topher...

Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 01:38
Infinitys End
considering Seth doesn't need to procreate I don't see why he would have the use for a penis. He's not even asexual, he's non-sexual. Hell, can we even CALL him a "he"?
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 01:42
keener
seth absorbed both penises and vaginas... he has a pegina.
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 01:45
EarthbounderNess
Infinitys End is actually Seth in disguise trying to defense himself, everyone just ignore him and mock his lack of reproductive organ moreso!
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 02:06
TheCleaningGuy
Thanks Topher, but now my family will wonder why I'm shouting "YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS!" at my TV after losing 25 times in a row.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 02:34
Technophile
I would be amazing at martial arts too if I had the lack of sex organs to keep me focused all the time.

That being said, he's still a bastard.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 02:40
Tubatic
Yeah, SCREW THAT GUY!
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 03:10
ParaParaKing
Who needs genitalia, if he can suck like Seth?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 03:29
Sharpless
Seth is a giant penis. A living penis.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 05:48
Samit Sarkar
Perhaps he has a codpiece in there somewhere...
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 06:20
BS3 Owner
Capcom will add one via DLC.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 06:52
njsykora
Yeah he doesn't have a penis, but damn does that guy want you inside you.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 07:32
Dan CiTi
So this is why he's always like, BECOME A PART OF ME!

It's the only way he can make up for not having "it".
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 08:14
coffeesash
Skullomania took Ryu's penis away so maybe he took Seth's as well!

Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 08:47
Y0j1mb0
This blog is brilliant.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 09:14
atheistium
I love you topher.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 09:39
Jordan Devore
Hahaha. This eases the pain.
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 09:46
Senisan
I believe the loving is made within the yin-yang.
iconsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 11:38
iconsam
AAAAAHAHAHAHA!

I still fucking hate Seth.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 11:46
Bob Muir
This makes so much sense.
Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 12:29
Zac Bentz
Naw, he's just squeezing it between those meaty thighs and sucking it up into his own butthole.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 13:04
Justice
Seth is a bitch, but once you learn how to get pasta his moves, he's not that bad. He's nowhere near as cool as Gill though.

king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 14:03
king3vbo
He can't even J-J-J-JAM IT IN
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 14:09
Maurice Tan
But his arms stretch REALLY FAR! Wonder where he puts them...
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 15:23
Red TheHaze Veron
Why is the gaming talking about penises more and mroe these days?
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 15:39
Red TheHaze Veron
Why is the gaming community talking about penises more and mroe these days?
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 15:45
Red TheHaze Veron
Why is the gaming community talking about penises more and more these days?

Sorry have to repost a comment, Im running into something weird on the C-Blogs.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 16:18
Aaron Mxy Yost
The hammer is his penis.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 19:10
RAB
that guy is a weenie. once you figure out his pattern, he's pretty easy to get by. just keep blocking low, when he goes for that little "paralyze u" kick, he's vulnerable for you to just walk up and grab. he'll keep trying it, so just keep grabbing him. thats how i beat him on hardest.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 22:02
nademagnet
This blog makes me feel better about my inability to beat Seth.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 03:09
welkstar
Probably uses spores like a fern.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2009 09:06
Hitogoroshi
eheheheheheh "Vagoo"
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 04:43
TheToiletDuck
He doesn't have a penis.. for now but once he absorbs Cammy's powers...
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 09:26
funran
Fucking seth.
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