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My review of your review of Jim's review
Topher Cantler | 12:17 PM on 12.06.2009 64 comments




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Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:22
Krow
... Fuck.

brb getting pancakes
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:23
MrSadistic
So.. you're saying I should my penis in it?
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:27
Xzyliac
This is just silly. It does however make me wish we scored things on a scale of pancake stacks.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:29
Handy
7/10 pancakes!

BIAS!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:34
Niero
<3 magnalon
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:41
phantomile
That Sterling's just not as clever as he-PANCAKES FUCK YES
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:45
Infinitys End
When's Retroforce coming back, dude? I keep wishing you guys will have a special Xmas episode this year...
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:52
Xzyliac
@RonBurgandy2010
Ahahahaha!
Flamma Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:53
Flamma Man
Seven Pancakes?

Bah.

It should be at least eight pancakes.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:56
GoldenGamerXero
@Magnalon

Andy was the third best troll to be banned this year. Only topped by Hoborg and Patriot Snake.

Ahhh Patriot Snake...
Sven Wohl's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:59
Sven Wohl
YES!!!
My thoughts exactly...
Ah, you never disappoint me Topher... never!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 12:59
Kraid
hot.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 13:01
Andrew Kauz
Needs more fruit topping.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 13:18
Takeshi
Needs more SHMUPS.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 13:25
robotbebop
This is bullshit! there's a picture of pancakes, yet you never use waffles! THEY'RE THE SAME BATTER!

If you had any journalistic integrity, you would have waffles here. Just shows how retarded this site is when all the trolls prefer boring flat pancakes over the superior texture and syrup-pooling features of Waffles.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 13:36
BS3 Owner
@ robotbebop

Did you not see what happened to the last guy that liked waffles?!

TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 13:49
TheToiletDuck
I had pancakes for breakfast this morning, this is relevant to my interests.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 13:50
Xzyliac
@robotbebop
Fuck you and your fagtacular waffles. Why don't you get the hell out pole smoking cum guzzler.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 13:51
hpv
7/11
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:02
robotbebop
@Xyliac, hurf durf u like pancakes u must be ghey. TYPICAL pancake fanboy response. Get out of here and go back to pastrytrailers.com, ignoramus.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:05
JTHomeslice
I agree.
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:12
GamesAreArt
If I was reviewing this review, I would give it a 10/10.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:18
TheCleaningGuy
Oh, Hellboy, you little scamp.
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:20
Trebz
I'd at least give it 9 pancakes.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:22
Monodi
Intriguing!
CaptainApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:22
CaptainApocalypse
Christmas Beedog plus pancakes = win.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:23
Xzyliac
@robotbebop
You're just jealous because you know waffles can't handle pancake exclusives like banana nut.

BTW I own both a griddle and a waffle iron so I WOULD KNOW!
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:24
Jesus H Christ
I see what you're trying to say Topher, but have you considered



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funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 14:54
funran
PANCAKES
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 15:02
Tubatic
fuck yeah!
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 15:10
RAB
this entire post is fucking delicious.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 15:26
Black Nexus
So I should have jims review with with a glass of orange juice, OK.
Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 15:58
Slowey
I hoped it was going to be a picture of pancakes when I clicked the title
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 16:31
JohZho
PAN-PAN-PAN-PAAAAAAANCAAAAAAKE!~
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 17:00
Xhumation
Pancakes?!

end of discussion as simple as that
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 17:00
RonBurgandy2010
This post is now all about food.

Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 17:06
Syn
HELLOOOO!? Number! WTF!? Dtoid sucks and I hate all of you and your fucking pancakes.

Except for the sexy time that Jesus H. Christ blesses us with.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 17:16
Xzyliac
@Jesus H Christ
Asians are unattractive. Someone had to say it.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 17:48
RonBurgandy2010
ASIANS ARE FUCKING HOT, SHUT UP!

Someone had to say it :P

Also:
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 18:12
grafkhun
French toast is better than pancakes and waffles combined together.
Visc's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 18:45
Visc
Pancakes and waffles combined you say.

*drool*
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 19:07
Xzyliac
@grafkhun
lol french toast. lol eggs and bread. not even batter lol. wut a joke. casual eaters.
D-503's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 21:03
D-503
You do the best reviews...
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 06:02
Monodi
@RonBurgandy2010

I went through several layers of laughter.
Megadev's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 10:35
Megadev
Maple syrup pancakes trump controversy every time.
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