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Grabbing ass at Otakon 2007
Topher Cantler \| 8:40 PM on 07.24.2007	17 comments

Sometimes I bore easily. When I get bored, I look for ways to entertain myself. It's hard to imagine getting bored at Otakon, with all the batshit things going on around you, but there were times between panels and events when there wasn't much to do but take pictures. I of course took this opportunity to behave like a seven-year-old fucktard. My only regret is that the dozens of other ass grabbing pics we took were lost when most of our video turned out all shitty. It was SO much worse than what you're about to see. This is about 1/10th of the buttgrabs:

Dansu:

Then I got to spend a few minutes with Hitoshi Sakimoto, (Composer of music for FFXII, FF Tactics, My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke, etc.) and Hiroaki Yura, (One of the founders of Eminence, who specialize in videogame and anime music):

Also Nullsleep, brilliant chiptune artist:

I bought some stuff,

Then after that, me and the crew walked down to the harbor for dinner, where Pedro took this super-fucking-hi-res shot of the side of my head. I don't know why. Be glad I didn't upload the big one, it's scary. :(

And here's another ass grabbing pic. It's of Puppet, but it was too good to leave out.

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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15

Reeper says:
(# 0) on 07/24/2007 21:28

I lol'd

Pedro Blandino says:
(# 1) on 07/24/2007 21:29

i waited for you to run through the dancing girls to grab their ass wile you run.

Phist says:
(# 2) on 07/24/2007 21:35

Make sure you wipe off the AIDS after grabbage.

Topher Cantler says:
(# 3) on 07/24/2007 21:39

@Pedro- yeah, but like most fun games, Grabass has rules. The most important of which is: "Don't grab any ass that will get you sent to prison."

Jordan Grim Devore says:
(# 4) on 07/24/2007 22:19

Whoah wtf, people cosplay as Dr. Salvador aka my avatar!? The Sonic one is fucking hilarious.

boltox says:
(# 5) on 07/24/2007 22:37

That dude's(?) Vincent costume is pretty damn elaborate. At least from where I'm standing.

God Len says:
(# 6) on 07/24/2007 23:02

you didn't grab Hitoshi Sakimoto ass, pussy!

Topher Cantler says:
(# 7) on 07/24/2007 23:07

@Len- I didn't have to, he grabbed mine.

Tiff says:
(# 8) on 07/24/2007 23:24

there better be man-babies with .tiff eyes, topher charm, and robot buttocks poppin' out of your man-wombs

Faith says:
(# 9) on 07/24/2007 23:41

Topher, I've seen your pictures tons of times and still never said this - you one bad ass looking guy. I love the piercings.

topgeargorilla says:
(# 10) on 07/25/2007 00:13

vincent is kinda fat

oh, and what size are your gages?

I pussed out while in Europe (sizes are different), but wanna gage up.

oh, and those are some nerdy bastards.

skeletor says:
(# 11) on 07/25/2007 00:33

oh.. I like the pics of you dancing next to the cosplayer. Pretty disco worthy moves.

Topher Cantler says:
(# 12) on 07/25/2007 02:22

Thanks Faith. @Topgear- the lower ones are 0 and the upper ones are 6.

atheistium says:
(# 13) on 07/25/2007 06:40

:'( Do want...

RHibiki says:
(# 14) on 07/25/2007 06:48

I was actually standing about 2 feet to the right of the picture when you were grabbing sonic.

I hope you boiled your hands when you got home...i can't imagine the 8 different varieties of con SARS that were on your hand by the end of the day...

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