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FUCK YOU.
Topher Cantler | 12:53 AM on 08.11.2007 38 comments






Damn you, Puppet, you cursed me.

See you, space cowboy.



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AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
Ugh.. SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SR388's Destructoid Blog
Ouch that sucks!!! Towel trick or Sending away to MS should do the trick. Hopefully they will put one of those slim and sexy 65nm Falcon chips in there.
topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
bummer dude.
I don't even know what to say.

maybe you could get natalie portman and bury it in a cute little graveyard like in garden state. I bet that would cheer you up!
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
Damn, man. These 360s are falling like dominoes.
Tristero's Destructoid Blog
Is there anybody who this hasn't happened to?
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
^^^
Excellent song.
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
@tristero- It hasnt happened to me and I've had mine for just under a year now.


@hushgush- I lol'ed at the thermometer.
Tristero's Destructoid Blog
@coonskin

I'm about to get my first XBOX 360 in the mail and I haven't met anyone personally who hasn't had any problems. I'm glad to hear that yours is doing alright. Maybe some of your luck will rub off on me.

Poor Topher. Who's gonna talk shit about the next crappy Live Arcade game they give us now?
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
I think of it as a positive thing, now HushGush has more time to make quality graphics for Dtoid. Right, Topher? :)
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
TOHOHO DID IT! I SAWDED!!!
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
GAMEGOBLIN: l-o-fucking-l. good picture :D
-Blank-'s Destructoid Blog
:,'(
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
i feel your pain. mine didn't red ring, but it sure did broke. disc drive stopped reading discs. expect to be w/o a 360 for, oh, 2 months.
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
lol @ towel. i'm sorry topher, i'd be infuriated if that happened to me. atleast you still have your other consoles, i'm stuck with much less :]
bleep's Destructoid Blog
huh dis
lowercaseluke's Destructoid Blog
lollers I thought that thermometer was a pregnancy test.
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
Atheistium with the point.

This happened after you brought the dog into your homestead.

Horror approaches.
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
Man all these 360's dieing is begning to scare me a little. It hasent happend to mine yet and I would be sooo PISSED if it happend before I got to play Bioshock.
Kotua's Destructoid Blog
Dude that sucks. It also happened to me a while back.
Hopefully the towel trick will work for you.
It didn't for me.

BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
another one bites the dust. here's a cute picture to ease your pain.


entrager's Destructoid Blog
I'm still 360less, but my brother-in-law's launch box is still fine too.

Time to play Wii for a few weeks?
Pangloss's Destructoid Blog
My heart goes out to you. It happened to me around February, right in the middle of an 8-man LAN game of Gears. I was just a tad bit inconsolable.
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
Thank you, Bahamut, that's very kind of you.

I toweled it last night, now it plays for about 5 minutes before it dies again. Same thing with or without the HDD connected. I'll be ordering a coffin for it today.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Topher, don't towel it. If you do it too often, you will only totally fubar your internal components. Unless you know for sure you will get a totally different box from MS when you send it for repairs.
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
Nah, I just did it once or twice. Now it's just laying on the floor so I can give it dirty looks until the box gets here.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Ok, just to be safe :)
I hope you'll have it back soon! There is also a brazilian fix as short-term solution. Also not recommended..
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
Pew, that's not funny, my friend died that way
JLanphear's Destructoid Blog
My box is fine. I got mine early last year and it still works, but my friend bought one last month and it red-ringed the very first startup. It was so f'ing ghey.
LostCrichton's Destructoid Blog
Sorry to hear of your recent loss. Hopefully you'll be back up on XBL soon.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
Poor baby has Red Ringworm. Just give it some hot tea and toast and it'll be up-and-at-'em in no time.
Pedro Blandino's Destructoid Blog
is my xbox360 the last of the lunch batch not to red ring*knock on wood*??
Azereki's Destructoid Blog
I stole your post for my clog. Sorry. :(
//Shameless plug.
jdissofakinggreat's Destructoid Blog
jaja luzers. ib had my 360 4 over 2 years now & ib never had a problem . even on xbla 4 players all niters. so don't say that its all bad . suck it up princes
Amethystine's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, that sucks. I'm now on my 3rd Xbox 360. The first stopped reading anything and the second got the red rings. It's like a once a year thing with me now.


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Oh hai. I'm Topher. You might recognize me from such Destructoid articles as these here, or as the Managing Editor of Tomopop, or as the resident oyaji over at Japanator. Or maybe as "the dumb one" on Podtoid. But most of you probably know me as "the boring one" on RetroforceGO, our retro gaming podcast. If Modern Method Network was a row of Slurpee machines, I'd be the guy standing there with a little bit of every flavor in his cup. Except Podcastle. You need a monocle for that one.










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Ikaruga
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
Project Justice: Rival Schools 2
Metal Slug series
Taiko no Tatsujin
ICO
Street Fighter IV
Gokujou Parodius
DeathSmiles
Street Fighter Alpha 2
Street Fighter Alpha 3 Max
Mushihime-Sama Futari
Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
DoDonPachi series
Radirgy
Marvel Vs Capcom 2
Waku Waku Seven
Lumines
Capcom Vs SNK 2
Gem Fighter
Silhouette Mirage
Castle Crashers
Radiant Silvergun
Mega Man 2
Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike
Crisis Force
Persona 3
Rhythm Tengoku Gold
Earthworm Jim 2
Pop'n Music 15
TwinkleStar Sprites
We <3 Katamari
Final Fantasy Adventure
Shadow of the Colossus
Dead Rising
Axelay
River City Ransom
Immaterial and Missing Power
Half-Life 2
Portal
Mainichi Issho
Shikigami no Shiro II
Galaga
Vib Ribbon
Riiiidge Racer
Final Fantasy VII
Ketsui: Death Label
REZ
Gunstar Heroes
Little Nemo: The Dream Master
Super Stardust HD
Gran Turismo
Okami
Mariokart 64

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