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A message from Hamza CTZ Aziz
Topher Cantler | 11:04 PM on 02.21.2008 50 comments


My dear friend and colleague would like to apologize for the lack of a YTMND Thursday this week, as he is busy in San Francisco, attending GDC and going to parties and probably groping the boobs of unsuspecting young ladies and doing lots of other awesome stuff.

He asked me in the form of a (probably drunken) text message to deliver the following to you:

"Please make a cblog on my behalf because of no YTMND Thursday. I feel like shit for not being a part of the site this past week. Dtoid is my drug ... you should use this text in the post."

He then went on to say:

"Also, make sure everyone knows that Topher is handsome and makes a great steak. And when I get home I'm going to send him a Saturn from my store for free and a bunch of games for it, as a way to thank him for banning that failposter while I wasn't there. And a slurpee. And I'm going to send him my Dreamcast because I don't really play it that much and one of his is missing the modem because he bought it from that guy around the corner. And I'm also gonna buy him lunch when he comes to town and take him out for beers. Because he is handsome. And awesome. And RetroforceGO is the greatest podcast in the history of ever. And please visit Tomopop.com to check out all the rad toys they have there (Community blogs coming soon!) and I am lame for having fun at GDC without Topher."

That is all. Thank you Destructoid community, and enjoy your Thursday. <3



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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:33
Darren Nakamura
God, that so sounds like something he would say, too.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:34
DaedHead8
Come back Hamza! The Cblogs need you!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:36
MrSadistic
Oh man, damage control. It's worst than we thought!
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:39
bottled dark
you banned him?

thanks topher!
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:39
ceark
yeah, I think the first part is actually a rough translation of the 2nd part.

hamza come back!
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:41
Riser Glen
Dang. That CTZ is a pretty cool guy.
Whoever finished my sentence with a meme is a tool and should die.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:44
Colette Bennett
Don't start fucking accents, Hamza, or you may get arrested out there. <3
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:52
madninja
This steak he speaks of. Is it true.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:52
taumpytears
The pretty cool guy meme almost got my ass kicked today.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:56
Bob Muir
That totally sounds like something he'd say and not something added in by Topher to boost his ego!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2008 23:58
vexed alex
It's times like these that makes me appreciate Hamza. He leaves for a while and the c-blogs turn into a bleeding tampon. It's ridiculous.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 00:00
Topher Cantler
That's awesome Reaprar.

And yes, Madninja, the part about the steak is totally true, even if CTZ didn't actually write it.

He did write the first part though.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 00:07
Puppy Licks
oh thank god that failblogger is gone
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 00:11
pizzaface
I've been wondering where the fuck he's been. I'm telling his mother.
hammburglar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 00:18
hammburglar
im going to send you my dreamcast and anything else of your liking simply for banning the fail machine.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 00:19
The Bez
Thank you Topher sooo much for banning the fail poster
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 00:34
Toneman
Yeah, he failed waaaaaaaaay to much.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 00:36
topgeargorilla
I'll see Hamza on Saturday. Was gonna try to go to GDC tomorrow, but mother fucking cock sucking uni paper fucks my life away.

But saturday will be fun.

Do I stay all night and get hammered? Then go to the college paper to finish layout?

or do I stay at the party till 2, then drive an hour home, crash, then go to the college paper?
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 00:37
Chad Concelmo
Oh wait, I just got a text from him as well: I want to French you, Chad.
*locking hotel room door*
Rogue Trooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 00:39
Rogue Trooper
Chad, you better get out your baseball bat.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 01:23
tazarthayoot
I just got a telepathic message from him...nah it was just gas.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 01:34
Dynamic Sheep
I wish i was awesome enough to get a Saturn mailed to me.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 01:36
Topher Cantler
@Chad- he sent me the same text, saying he wanted to french you. He's serious, you better lock the deadbolt too.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 01:37
king3vbo
Thats my Hamza
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 02:25
Samit Sarkar
For banning that punk, you are my hero, Topher. For cereal. It’s good to know that while some people are boozing it up and slacking off, you’re here to right the ship.

Also, I call shenanigans on Hamza’s “texts”! according to Microsoft Word, the entire message amounts to 971 characters, which would require 7 text messages. Hell, I’m impressed he even fully typed out all the words in the first two (the first three sentences) which total 187 characters. Mad props to you both (I hate internet shorthand, especially when used in text messages).
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 02:33
Justice
Somebody got banned?
Huzzah!
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 02:43
topgeargorilla
whose the fail kid that got banned?

I miss all the drama..... :(
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 03:00
ceark
man. I look forward to hamza getting back. Also seeing him saturday and drinkin' his beer.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 03:56
atheistium
I also believe Topher is a handsome fellow.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 04:09
HarassmentPanda
Yeah, I just got an email from CTZ saying he was "faded," seems he wasn't lying.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 06:17
Neonie
Wow, if he sent all that in a text message he's got skillz :D.

But ya I can't wait till everything is back to normal again.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 06:49
ScottyG
I hope he doesn't send the Saturn and the Slurpee in the same package. That would be a dreadful mess. :(
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 06:50
wardrox
I just assumed he was eaten by a shark.

GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 07:26
GuitarAtomik
awww poor hamza.

On another note Topher, I have a full Saturn system that I never use anymore if you want it for free (well...if you pay for shipping). I even have the 3-in-1 Action Replay so you can play import games on it.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 07:38
Snaileb
Hurrah!
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 08:12
Mr Wilson
@Guitar Atomik

...That is very noble of you.

You know what else is noble? Sending me that Saturn :)
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 08:13
Mr Wilson
Also at GA@

Just wanted to let you know i finally downloaded the EP on you profile. That shit is badass. Good work.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 09:06
GuitarAtomik
@MrWilson
Thank you sir!
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 09:16
Hitogoroshi
Great post.

Also Reaprar and Wardrox win!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 09:22
Topher Cantler
Marques, I will happily relieve you of your unwanted Saturn. Shoot me an email. :D
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 09:55
Aaron Mxy Yost
I see no mention of CTZ being a shark in his message. Shenanigans!
commish's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 12:48
commish
awesome work on banning that guy! and it's been so long since I had a good steak :(
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/22/2008 15:41
AngelsDontBurn
Lololololol
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