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the Large Hadron Collider explained in a rap song. Also, how you're going to die. (NVGR)
Too Much Coffee Man \| 11:59 PM on 09.14.2008	13 comments

So, unless you've been living under a rock for the past few months you've heard of the Large Hadron Collider. The experiment that's supposed to help solve the biggest mysteries of how the universe works & how it was formed. Well, a girl by the stage name alpinekat (CERN is in Switzerland) breaks it down in a nice little ditty.

(links go to YouTube's High Quality versions)
-> alpinekat lays it down at CERN's LHC <-

Also, how you're going to die. & Europe, you're goin first; see you on the other side. Maybe it will spit us out in Bizarro World where Sony has the best online & the 360 is hotter than the DS in Japan.

-> Say goodbye <-

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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11

randombullseye

I feel like their disrespecting the subject completely. Rap music is serious stuff. Haven't you heard gangster rappers go on about how cool they are? All the guns they own? How they've came from the "streets." How dare they use such a serious and respected genre for the purpose of some mildly humorous satire.

Brian Keljore

I still think Mammon Machine is a great name for that thing.

Conan-san

How YOU are going to die, To Much Coffie Man: I'm going to find you via whois and I will internet punch you so hard that you will be sucked into a black hole.

You are the problem, not the solution. Quit being the problem.

Puppy Licks

They already fired the thing last week didnt they?

ZeroTolo

@Robotfart

They only turned it on last week. They don't actually start colliding anything until October 23rd, I'm pretty sure.

Skribble

man this rap has been around for a while hahah

sign yourself up with redit or digg or something ay ;D

as for the LHC destroying everything, it wont, it's already been proven that nature regularly produces reactions 100 thousand times larger than the LHC, and as you can see, we are not dead yet. Everything will be fine <3

I am SOOOO hoping we find the Higgs. Please, please. God...imagining how that little particle will change physics and macro/nanotechnology is just...mind boggling.

Too Much Coffee Man

@randombullseye lol

@ZeroTolo yup. 21 or 23 cant remember which.

@Conan-san & Skribble
guess you guys didn't get it. :P Conan-san, think i hit a nerve. What is it that scares you, the black hole or Bizarro World? & yea Skribble i know it's old but i didn't find it on DTOID w/ a search; & thought it might be new to some ppl, was new to me when i found it. It's a pretty good rhyme which sums it up nicely.

Dead Movie Star

We'll be perfectly safe, dude, it'll only destroy a bit of Europe.

Conan-san

What scares me is the crowd mass panic that will ensure for no godmaned reason because it's not going to blow up.
Honestly, I hope you're in said crush and maybe you won't find it so fuckin' halerious then.

zell

YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO

OH SH-

Aaron Mxy Yost

My friend showed me this the other day, it's been stuck in my head ever since.

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