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Too Much Coffee Man | 9:08 PM on 12.03.2008 33 comments




So Rock* using SecuROM was expected as it was reported on prior to release. But now that the game's out the extent of the DRM headache is beginning to come into focus.

*Must install Rockstar Social Club program & keep it running.
*Must create MS LIVE account
*Must use Games for Windows Live (which wont run on 64-bit OSes)
*Must validate over email more than once.
*Must assign 360 LIVE, PSN or PC LIVE account to Rockstar Social Club.
*Must download (abysmally slow) news updates every time the game is played (before it will launch)
*Must have DVD in the drive at all times game is being played.

and this is all just to play singleplayer.

So you've done all that, and you're ready to play the game now.
*Game doesn't support SLi (at least for 8800 GTX)
*Game doesn't run under newest GeForce drivers
*Game wont let you modify graphics settings even if your system is more than powerful enough to run high graphics.
*Game freezes, has graphical glitches and..
*Game crashes to desktop.

The predictable Amazon backlash has already begun one day after release.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 21:40
MrSadistic
Lame.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 21:52
DaedHead8
Gah, what a clusterfuck.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:04
psycho terror2
eugh.

great work rockstar, pirates win again.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:08
vexed alex
"Must use Games for Windows Live (which wont run on 64-bit OSes) "

GFW Live works on my 64-bit machine....
Danl Haas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:12
Danl Haas
Any word if the steam release is better than the boxed version?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:13
Puppy Licks
oh wow. This is just plain nuts.

thank shit I have a console version of the game (that I never play anymore, go fig.).
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:18
Red TheHaze Veron
Wait till the illegitimate hacks come in to actually "fix" everything wrong in this game.
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:23
CWal37
So disappointing.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:24
ThunderHeartXI
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE PIRATE GAMES.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:31
AgentMOO
Damn, that's a shame - 3, VC, and SA were great on PC.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:34
Kyousuke Nanbu
But isn't PC gaming superior?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Consoles win again, fuck PC gaming.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:45
Too Much Coffee Man
@vexed alex, are you just talking about other GFW games in general? because the update module of GFWL which you have to use in order to even start the game doesn't work in Vista 64; and I cant imagine it would run in XP 64 either (considering that it runs in vista 32 so i doubt it's a vista issue rather than a 64 bit one).
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:49
psycho terror2
jesus NANBU, did a PC molest you as a child or something?

oh i see, you can't afford one. it's ok, someone has to be poor to make the rest of us look better.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 23:09
Timmeh
I saw the list of DRM requirements and lost interest immediately (online activation AND disc check, really)?. Then there was no Steam or D2D preload and people started reporting a mass of technical issues. From looking at screenshots and specs on the forum it isn't that well optimised either because it frankly looks shit on decent hardware.

Poor show Rockstar.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 23:19
vexed alex
@ Kyousuke Nanbu

Please shut the fuck up and leave already, bitch.

I can't stand reading another word of your impossibly stupid comments. I'm at the point where I'd wish you'd just get hit by a helicopter.

@Too Much Coffee Man

I was just talking about other GFW Live games in general. I didn't know GTA's version of it caused problems.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 00:41
DarkTravesty
you'll have that.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 01:12
nebones
lol what
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 02:47
Skribble
Wow

I must say I'm a little surprised.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 08:44
WastelandTraveler
games for windows live doesn't run on 64bit? LIES! I am running it just fine on my vista 64bit :O. As for the rest, ive been wanting to get gta4 for pc, but I shall wait awhile ;x and then jump on this pile of shit :D.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 10:05
Char Aznable
Man, that's a lot of hoops to jump through before you can even play the game. Fuck all that.

MSPaint skillz.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 10:07
fetusmilk
isnt there a video creation mode for the PC version. that sounds cool
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 19:01
Velt
I dont like GTA so it can live on consoles, I couldnt care less, if it gets an update and a nice score on the PC in reviews I may buy it for half the price.
But even then I will think about it, I will have to be very bored.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 20:12
Too Much Coffee Man
@dyslixec, theoretically it should. but go buy it and try and get it to run on 64. ;P hence broken/disaster. The whole point of the GFW program was to certify it for vista & 64 bit as well, but their certification process must be non-existent if this game was allowed to be released in its current state.

Also, I failed to mention another problem w/ the game. If you uninstall it, it leaves all the SecuROM on the computer as a parting gift.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 22:23
WastelandTraveler
@Too Much Coffee Man
Hrmm.. that must be something with the game itself, because all of my GFW games work just fine on windows 64bit .. tho i havent tried gtaIV, but GoW,Halo2,Fallout3 all work just fine :o.
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