Tony:Beyamor! Hey, Qalamari! Come with me! We'll go and see a place called PAX East!
Real-World Responsibilities:Who needs PAX East? You have to pay the rent!
Tony:But their ain't no streams of vidja games to play to hearts' content!
Real-World Responsibilities:It's childish and silly!
Tony:But filled with nerdy glee!
Qalamari:That's the life for me!
Tony:There's Pokéwalkers and swag for free!
Real-World Responsibilities:Doesn't sound very good to me!
CHORUS:The PAX misadventures of...
Beyamor/Qalamari:Beyamor and Qalamari!
Behold, the Black Folder of Wonders. What is contained within?
Ah! Very swanky! Our heroes will be riding in style along this journey!
Our heroes wait at the gate for their flight to begin boarding.
Sorry, Beyamor! Looks like Qalamari got the window seat!
Our heroes wait for their luggage to arrive. Already, they can feel the cool Boston air breezing through the automatic doors.
United at last! Our heroes gather with their compatriots for some well-deserved merry-making.
Brother Hamza cannot resist the urge to taste the sweat off our heroes' brows.
Our heroes enjoy a frosty beverage! I hope they can restrain themselves.
Guess not! Our heroes slumber in a warm embrace, the alcohol surely erasing the memories of the previous evening.
Our heroes have arrived at the entrance of the Hynes Convention Center! PAX East is just up those escalators!
And past this line, apparently.
Qalamari wanted to play Picross 3D at the Nintendo booth. Beyamor preferred WarioWare D.I.Y..
Our heroes met this valiant warrior early in their travels.
The Mega64 crew was displeased by out heroes' two-dimensional forms.
At the Behemoth booth, our heroes sampled Madness Accelerant, an updated version of a Flash game from Newgrounds.
Our heroes joined the search for Jason!? JAAAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOON!!!
Our heroes take a moment to collect themselves and to enjoy the Boston cityscape.
Between acts at the Friday concert, our heroes enjoy the company of other Dtoiders in a haze of light and sound.
Jonathan Holmes expressed surprise at our heroes' presence.
Our heroes devour a pie from the P.B. Winterbottom panel. All that lemon meringue will impair your judgment!
See? Our heroes' snuggle once again, this time with their roommate Wexx.
It's a beautiful Boston morning! The crisp air clears our heroes' minds of their bedtime antics.
Oh no! Our heroes have accidentally broken Ralph Baer's Brown Box!
Make haste! Pretend you were playing Buck Rogers pinball the whole time!
The Dtoid clan cements their glorious meeting with a series of photographs.
Gus and Geoff of Rooster Teeth were more than happy to spend time with our heroes.
Our heroes score a little Bayonetta action!
Our heroes admire the Mother 3 models at the Fangamer booth.
Our heroes go old school with some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 for the NES.
Unfortunately, the helmets of The Protomen did not fit over our heroes' collective head.
The 3D glasses did nothing for our heroes.
Our heroes bask in the warm glow of row after row of condoms.
Our heroes cheer on the participants in the final round of the Omegathon.
Our heroes enjoy the company of good people at the nearby food court.
Nick Chester gently cradles our heroes in his loving embrace.
Samit also spends some quality time with our heroes.
As our heroes take the subway back to Logan International, they reminisce about the people they met and the memories they shared. If only every single day could be as rich in company and good-natured fun as this PAX East weekend. Our heroes will carry these memories for years to come.