Tom Fronczak is a Founding Editor for both Destructoid and Flixist. Fronz has attended industry events such as CES and E3, but with a degree in 3D graphics he’s pursuing a career in game design and hopes to one day take part in GDC from the other side of the stage. Six years of online journalism has allowed him to live in Rome, California, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and New York, but his mind is often in Hyrule or other virtual worlds. He’s on Reddit far more than Twitter these days, but you can reach him @Fronztoid.
The next time you criticize a video game's climate changes as being unrealistic, keep in mind that in my state it can change from Summer to Winter blizzard in 12 hours. Miyamoto should make the next Zelda game in Ohyorule.
Most of Cleveland is ugly enough to pass as Ganon's evil fortress. The impossible triforce goal could even be a Super Bowl, World Series, and an NBA championship. Travel back in time to the golden days of Jacob's Jacob's Field to get Epona, the Amish in the South could be the Sheikah society, our economy basically uses rupees, and we even have our own Ocarina song:
Let's hear your ideas for an impossible yet plausible Zelda sequel set in Ohyorule! Or feel free to follow me on Facebook to see what my local friends come up with!