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Ask me about LOOM™
Tiff | 8:51 PM on 04.30.2008 49 comments


Growing up during the golden age of adventures games has greatly impacted my personal tastes in videogames. Lord knows if you point out a three-headed monkey behind me or drop 12-octaves and begin chanting NUR-AB-SAL there will be an everlasting bond between us that withstands all varieties of flux capacitors.



The same applies to certain Reverends named Anthony who bestowed upon me a novelty replica of the Ask Me About LOOM™ pin from the saloon scene in The Secret of Monkey Island. Last Saturday I wore this out to a bar, and five people asked me about LOOM™. Success!

So yeah. You're a real dick sometimes, Anthony, but it would take at least 1.21 jigawatts to deter me from yielding at least a baker's dozen of less-than-threes in exchange for this pin. LESS THAN THREEEEEEEEEE (x 13)! Also:


Originally from LOOM™, when Chaos tries to persuade Bobbin to give him access to, well, the Loom.*Chuckle*

P.S. Re-live the ultimate Scumm wet-dream in this screen-shot saturated archive of game art from the classic LucasArts games!



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SwamiPat's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 21:35
SwamiPat
want pin. also want orichalcum
mockery's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 21:39
mockery
Damnit, there should be 1000 responses to this post. That Loom pin is rocktacular.

"Aye."
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 21:43
kawitchate
*ahem* it's 1.21 jigawatts
(god i'm a dork)
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 21:44
Tiff
@kawitchate SHIT. You're right. *turns purple with shame*
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 21:45
Cheeburga
Less than three
You and me
take me on my fantasy
meet me here in IRC
el oh el oh el.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 21:48
Coonskin05
.tiff, what about LOOM?
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 21:51
Tiff
@SwamiPat

I'll orichalchum all over your face.

*badum*chhk*

Just kidding. That's gross. Plus, I need all them beads to get to Atlantis.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 21:52
Aerox
Chad and I were talking about how amazing Loom is the other day.

It's amazing.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 22:05
Samit Sarkar
Sadly, this is yet another era of games that I missed out on; my family didn’t get a computer til’ the summer before 7th grade (1998).

So, um...what’s LOOM™?
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 22:07
Upgrayedd
DO WANT!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 22:10
AngelsDontBurn
SO GOOD!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 22:19
Samit Sarkar
Dang it, I forgot to italicize LOOM™.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 22:26
Brian Szabelski
So tiff, what is LOOM? ;)
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 22:34
power-glove
I believe there is some sort of Fruit involved. I am not sure, Nihon.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 22:47
Butmac
Tiff you just renewed my crush on you
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 23:05
Sharpless
NO I WILL NOT ASK YOU ABOUT LOOM™. YOUR TRICKERY WILL NOT WORK ON ME, TIFFANY CHOW.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 23:16
Conrad Zimmerman
God, I loved Loom.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 23:16
Electro Lemon
YEE! You finally made it!
<333


So... LOOM™.
What the hell is it?
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 23:17
topgeargorilla
In high school, I was guilted into wearing "Ask Me about Jesus" tags on my back-pack.

If I wore it, people looked at me funny. If I didn't my church friends would shame me.

High school was hard.

BUT NOW I'M GOING TO BIZERKELEY!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 23:22
Ub3rSlug
SUPAR SPIFFY
Less than three
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 23:28
Tiff
@topgeargorilla YOU ARE TEH SMARTEST PERSON EVARZZZ!!

(I got rejected from Berkeley! +1 you!)
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 23:40
topgeargorilla
@Tiff

You are super inspirational, and if you ever need a letter of recommendation for cool people places, I'd write one.

Besides, Berkeley is full of pretentious people. I just hope I won't ever be one.

However, I got in on an English major. Those aren't very hard to get away with. It's all BS. I passed an AP test on Pride and Prejudice w/o reading the book. I just watched the movie.

Right now, I am working on an essay about Hamlet. Yeah, it sucks.

But I'm still stoked. Hella stoked (East bay FTW)
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 23:47
KamikazeTutor
I still need to finish Loom.
But I always go through every single line of dialog when the pirate at the scumm bar talks about Loom to Treepwood. ^_^
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 23:58
Fronz
Your hair and lips make me think of that movie Amelie. Also Uma Thurman's character in Pulp Fiction on the cover of the movie.
Bus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 01:14
Bus
Yeah, sure ask her about Loom, but if she's wearing a hood that covers her face, don't ask to look upon said face. You will be probably be consumed by flames and/or disintegrated. It makes much more sense if you've played the game.
Sarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 01:15
Sarin
Never played LOOM, but I did ask about it in Monkey Island, god that game was good.

Seriously, "How appropriate, you fight like a cow!" is the best comeback to any real world situation.
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 01:24
Tiff
@Sarin

I am rubber. You are glue.
Sarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 01:30
Sarin
I know you are but what am I?


Besides glue.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 03:48
Sharpless
Okay, fine, tell me about LOOM™. Just stop looking at me that way.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 04:15
ArrestedDeveloper


You mean the newest graphical adventure by master storyteller Brian Moriarty?
Visc's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 07:42
Visc
Fucking hell, thank you so much for that link to the screenshot archives. It's incredible!
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 07:56
galagabug
scummvm now playable on the wii. wiimote works as mouse. change your undies, its ok i did too.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 08:05
razerangel
Is LOOM just a clever euphamism?
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 11:18
Tiff
@arresteddeveloper

yesssssssssssssssssssssss!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 11:24
MaxVest
And the font on the button is historically accurate too! How did I miss this? People should have been asking about LOOM™. Wait, weren't you like 5 when that came out?
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 12:56
Tiff
My daddy did a proper job with his parenting, so I was pretty much weened off of games from the very start. The first time I played LOOM™ I would sit on his lap in front of the computer and he would play while showing me how and why he was playing. When I was old enough to play on my own, I went back and played on my own (or sometimes with .harr)

Heh. LOOM™ was a little spooky for a little kid sometimes. In fact, when one of the evil guys' head gets lopped off and it flies across the screen in all of its pixelated glory, I had nightmares for days!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 13:57
MaxVest
You father raised you right. He has my respect.
SenorCalavera's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 14:04
SenorCalavera
The proper question is not, "What is Loom?" What should be asked is "Who is John Muir?"
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 15:19
Tiff
You don't know who John Muir is? What a nincompoop.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 16:17
Chad Concelmo
.tiff, I want to put a Loom in you. :)
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 16:41
coffeesash
Nincompoop? Ultramaroon! :)
Tiff, do you have the Loom audio drama? If not, would you like it?
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 17:14
Tiff
@coffeesash. I do not have the audio drama... I remember listening to it when I was really little and being kind of scared of it. Uh...yes I would like it <3 <3 <3

tiff [at] destructoid [dot] com :D
kadosho's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2008 19:05
kadosho
Oh, I remember this, wow I haven't enjoyed this gem in a long time. Wish I borrowed a friends copy.. I also remember that radio drama, freaked me out too. ^^;
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 16:52
CrocBox
Very cool Tiff :D
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 06:46
Fading Star
Nice job Tiff. Seriously, what is Loom? I've never played it.
Mr Jamie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 11:17
Mr Jamie
mmm games on phat floppys
nitsujsedohr's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 16:47
nitsujsedohr
Wow, I love you. I want to have your Babies.
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