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Sometimes I wonder about the ads on Destructoid (NVGR)
TheToiletDuck | 6:44 AM on 05.28.2009 12 comments




I'm genuinely all for Destructoid being ad supported, i usually get a smile out of an ad for a lesbian RPG coming up in a BAN THIS SICK FILTH post. This one 'suggest your DREAM pc' ad for WEPC is a little bit... err unimaginative though.


Exhibit a)


Umm... Isn't EVERY* screen glow-in-the-dark? *my apologies to the Gameboy/Advance



Exhibit b)


Hardly a dream PC, dual monitors have been around for years and years. Hell, my shitty laptop at work is connected to a monitor thus making it a dual monitor PC.
Also,


Exhibit c)


Laptops with built in remotes have been around for a while too. Not to mention the Pandora




Come on WEPC, what about Smello-vision, PC's with bobble head hula girls, a laptop with keys made of chocolate... DREAM BIG DAMMIT! I'll give them the 'holographic' display one, but i'd say the keyboard would get a bit messy if people use it for what i think they will (i.e. what EVERYONE will use it for).

I guess that's why they need you to submit your dreams.


As a point of note, everyone should click on that link and support Destructoid. If you use an ad-blocker, make an exception for Destructoid, it won't hurt you to see ads on one page and sometimes the ads can be unintentionally thought provoking... or you might get to see some anime softcore furry rpg pr0n.

Hell, you might even get a shitty blog-post out of it.



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Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 07:00
Alasdair Duncan
.... I'm sorry, you said something about lesbians?

Oh and isn't that multiple monitor array the one Batman used to find the Joker in the Dark Knight?!?
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 07:16
Bulkmailer
What about Munchables?
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 07:48
Daxelman
On the Glow In the Dark part, I think they wanted to make the whole "Ambience Vision" thing the Sharp HD TVs had going, at least I think it was sharp.

On the Dual Screen, I think they meant laptops, and if you didn't, think they wanted said PC to come with multiple screens, already connected and working out of the box, instead of you buying them.

And Pandora sucks dicks.
Analoge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 08:01
Analoge
The new Terminator is scored by Danny Elfman?

Now that's an informative ad.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 08:33
garison
Ah, I don't even pay attention to the ads, after a while your eyes just learn to skip over them.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 09:35
mid3vol
pandora! do want, must get... MUST GET
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 13:59
Holyetheline
I rock duel screens at work.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 14:42
Toneman
I want a laptop with a laptop in it.
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 14:46
JLanphear
HOW MANY WOLVES HAVE TO DIE?!

Also, that monitor setup doesn't seem real to me.
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