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A plea to Konami, screw Rock make me a DJ hero!
TheToiletDuck | 12:57 AM on 05.23.2008 11 comments


Although Podtoid ignored this fact Konami has got to be given the props for pretty much inventing the “hey look I can play this song (with plastic instruments)” genre. People were Rock-banding away to Guitar Freaks, Drummania and Karaoke revolution at least 7 years before Guitar Hero.
What can’t be ignored is that Konami done f’d up and didn’t market the hell out of this idea and mass release them to home consoles in the United States. This is understandable given the unproven nature of the game and the niche market of J-pop (I believe this was before the days when every virginal 16 year old American was unhealthily obsessed with DragonballZ , honor, ninja wall scrolls and a crying girl getting 5 loads of spunk on her at once).




Fast forward to the future and you have Harmonix and Activision pretty much owning the plastic instrument market. Konami understandably want to get a piece of this pie with Rock Revolution but Konami, I’m sorry, you’re are too late there is no pie left and the pie tin has been stolen by the neighbors kid to claim the cash deposit.
There is some good news however…. you still have some good ideas that haven’t been stolen yet. No not Karaoke revolution and god no NOT THREE MORE FREAKIN DANCE DANCE GAMES!! I’m talking about Beatmania, but with a twist.



I love hip hop, avant-garde and a fair bit of what you would call electronica. I pretty much have a boner for anything that involves a turntable or samples.



I would love to be a DJ, but I lack the two main things that make a good DJ: Equipment and skill. Konami can fix this by instead of going for a market that is already heavily saturated by two companies, re-release Beatmania as a Dj Simulator. License some famous dj tracks (it’s not like they don’t need the money), add some freestyle remixing function and perhaps a Dj Battle mode and I bet you’d have yourself a winner.

Jesus Christ Konami, you already have the peripheral!!! Look it’s right there! It even has a turntable on it!




I don’t know, you could put in some Gang Starr, X-ecutioners, Avalanches, Dj Shadow, Cut Chemist, and a heap of independents that won’t cost you dick. For the love of god though if you make this and don’t include “ Rock It “ I will club you and eat your bones.
As well as going for all those hip-hop kids that will purchase anything with a scratch or a Fuuuuuresh, FRESHH!!! You could include something for those 8bit kids, Moby fanboys (haha, do they exist?) and people that would love to remix the Neverending Story theme.




While everybody else wants to be every member of Poison I want to be the next Kid Koala, Diplo, Dj Shadow or Grand Mixer DXT. Come on Konami…. Even if it’s just for me.



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nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 01:46
nintendoll
Yeah Konami, let's keep kickin the beats!

BRING BACK PARA PARA PARADISE!
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 01:56
ParaParaKing
Too bad all attempts of bringing Beatmania over to western markets failed miserably.
IIDX is still kicking it in Japan though and since the console life of the PS2 will end soon, they will hopefully continue to put those games out for the PS3.

Also what nintendoll said:
BRING BACK PARA PARA PARADISE!
Tug Your God Out's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 02:32
Tug Your God Out
I'm sooooo there.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 04:04
Clance
You know, this is a fuckin' really good idea. I came into this blog thinking 'well, the game would basicallt surely involve the same skill as DJ-ing anyway' and I still, to some extent believe that (I mean, Guitar Hero doesn't exactly make you good at the six string, but this is more accurately depicting the skill involved). It would definitely open up lots of people to the idea of being a DJ.

I reckon lots of DJ equipment companies would love to be involved too... And DJ's would probably be up for doing special mixes for the game. you could even have a 'spin-off' or 'scratch-off' with Jazzy Jeff.
Messer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 08:26
Messer
Best idea for a Dtoid blog, like, evar...winblog

also cocks
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 10:17
king3vbo
Messer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 10:56
Messer
A little off topic. Listening to Kid Koala on a party boat around the Manhattan island cut up Frank Sinatra's 'New York, New York' gave me goosebumps.


Do you know Frank Sinatra?

He's dead.

Hahahahahaha
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 12:26
Excel-2011
Freak yes I want another US release of beatmania but this time make it based on DistorteD.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 06:58
nintendoll
I second king3vbo.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2008 04:59
TheToiletDuck
weird. Under track comments the king's comments appear as ’ but here it's an apostrophe.
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