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30 year old kiwi gamer currently living it up in Scotland as a Malariologist that probably buys more games than he actually plays i.e. an avid consumer. Gen is my SF main. Not sure if that says anything about me? No, probably not.
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also, video games.
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Not my nephew My nephew is 12yo, lives in Australia and was given an xbox 360 for Christmas. I gave him a call to wish him merry Xmas and talk about his new present. I learnt a few things about gaming from the perspective of a 12yo boy living in Australia. 12yo boys living in Australia think that guitar hero is where it’s at and rock band is gay (while stipulating this is in no way offensive to his gay uncle… Good boy). 12yo boys living in Australia would have preferred a playstation 3 because it has gran turismo 5 which has the track from top gear on it. It’s meaningless that gran turismo five sucks because the top gear track makes it awesome… End of. 12yo boys living in Australia are the greatest living black ops players and ‘owns guys’ 12yo boys living in Australia wonder why people refuse to talk to him on xbox live as he’s just trying to talk smack and say that he’s going to pwn you or you suck and stuff. 12yo boys living in Australia really do think this is completely fine and is just a strategy to put them off. It’s not annoying at all. 12yo boys living in Australia are surprisingly interested in mirrors edge and have been since it came out. Wow.. Good lad. 12yo boys living in Australia think that kinect is really cool and that they wish that black ops had support because that way you can be in the game. 12yo boys living in Australia are still fans of snow boarding games. 12yo boys living in Australia is aware of the new legislation in Australia that means games will be rated R18 and want to convince their uncles to explain that the games are still okay for them or alternatively send games in secret. 12yo boys living in Australia have no idea what their gamertag is. 12yo boys living in Australia love that parrot that sings drowning pool songs ( oops not video game related) and deems it the greatest video on the Internet. 12yo boys living in Australia think that street fighter is pretty cool but would be cooler if it had blood. Hmm that’s all I can remember. Now I can see you thinking “ahh 12yo boys living in Australia are the worst thing about video games… Stay off ma xbox live!” but give them a break they’re 12 and stupid. Just keep muting them and you’ll be fine :) 
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Although i think it's also relevant to 12 year olds pretty much everywhere.
Mad funny read, also LMAO @ the innocence of being 12 and thinking you can get 18+ stuff without doing the hard work yourself.
And thanks Occams; I won't be able to fucking sleep tonight.
Your cousin sounds like he's got things pretty much figured out. I look forward to the eventual mute on Black Ops
Your nephew thinking Kinect is awesome = myself as a child wishing he owned the game in which you talked to Pikachu.