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Fat Princess Hits a Little Too Close To Home (Now with 43% more Funnies)
TheRookieMonster | 4:07 PM on 07.22.2008 29 comments


So apparently you can't do anything without offending someone nowadays. For every genuinely tasteless theme and comments, there's stuff like this. I'd like to introduce you to today's Blogocube superstar, Melissa McEwan.

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-write-letters.html

Here's a choice quote from that blog post:

"Anyway, congrats on your awesome new game, Sony. I'm positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative assholes. It's not often I have the opportunity to congratulate a cutting-edge tech company on such splendiferous retrofuck jackholery."

and here's the lovely Ms. McEwan:



You can say McEWan again.

I'll refrain from comment, not because I can't find a way to voice my opinion on this without offending fat people.....and Germans, Gypsies, the Amish, and Jews, but because that'd require too much thought. So i'll let you decide how to interpret it on the comments section, and i'll leave you with this little gem, inspired by this little debacle.



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28 comments | showing # 1 to 28
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superhobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:28
superhobo
Give me her number, even fat girls need McLovin!
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:32
Arttemis
Oh dear, political incorrectness all around!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:43
MrSadistic
More losing of weight and less butt hurt.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:45
Rockvillian
The game is about fat princesses. If I'm correct, princesses don't lower themselves to complaining on blogs, flipping the bird, or even sitting on thrones that are missing parts (look at her chair - it's broken).

Also, the game is about SAVING them. Would she rather the game be about throwing them into wells?
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:47
Scape
Uhhh...I don't see how this game is "fat-hating." If anything it is fat-loving because they are trying to rescue the fat princess..

I'm looking forward to this game.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:48
Qraze
i can't stand people that act like being fat is some uncurable sickness that only plaques a select few. fuck that nonesense. the chick is fncking fat. get over it, should it have been an anorexic chick then this would have gone the other way. just can't win with some people.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 16:51
Def JM
Thats one fat finger.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 17:01
Electro Lemon
This just in: Fat Princess preorders skyrocket, most gamers puzzled at how that happened for a PSN game.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 17:16
king3vbo
But I'm trying to SAVE the fat princess, not abandon her for the skinny blond one with XBOX HEUG TITS
manta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 17:20
manta
Nobody wants to be fat. Some people are cool with being fat, but nobody at the age of 8 is like "I want to be obese and have heart and back problems when I'm older because of my weight!"

If anything, you should take offense to being fat. I'm considered overweight myself according to BMI, but I'm not going to fucking cry about it. If I want to go work out and eat healthier, I can. I hate stupid people.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 17:26
mix
Wow, some people have issues, fat non-princess like issues.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 17:59
Crunshii
hahaha, im sorry but this is too funny lol.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 18:13
Chocobo Knight
LOL - That 'little gem' was perfect even though she obviously didn't look any farther than that screenshot. The princess starts out thin - it's peer pressure to make her fat so the enemy has to get serious backup to haul her jiggly ass back to their castle.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 18:24
free touch
BLAH BLAH BLAH I HURT MY WRIST
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 18:24
SLiFE
"P.S. The PS2 sucked"

MS fangirl confirmed.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 18:25
Hollie Bennett
when did we become scared of offending fat people, or well, jsut anyone for that matter?
JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 18:31
JavTheGreat
The goggles they do nothing!
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 18:31
free touch
damn guys, we got owned. Those people on that internet blog sure showed us. Damn they is smart!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 18:35
Brian Szabelski
I'm still buying this. She can go fuck herself.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 19:15
Trevor McGee
I guess she didn't like the comments she was getting because she disable them.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 19:51
Dead Movie Star
The joke cannot penetrate her fat.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 20:54
TrailerParkJesus
Awww, have more cake, makes everything better
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 22:34
adultswim810
nothing can stop me from getting this game NOT EVEN FATTIES!!!
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 22:37
adultswim810
http://www.feministgamers.com/?p=466

whinefest on another layme site. feminist gamers!? FAIL!
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 23:24
decoyb
The best response when these types get angry is "walk it off", they love hearing that one.
The Unbiased Voice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 02:05
The Unbiased Voice
For some reason the concept of this game reminds me of a Disney cartoon where Hitler is a knight and rescues "Germany" whom is a fat princess in a castle.
Krahsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 08:07
Krahsh
She needs to re-roll, everybody knows chubby people are supposed to be jolly not bitter.
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