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Fat Princess Hits a Little Too Close To Home (Now with 43% more Funnies)
TheRookieMonster | 4:07 PM on 07.22.2008 28 comments


So apparently you can't do anything without offending someone nowadays. For every genuinely tasteless theme and comments, there's stuff like this. I'd like to introduce you to today's Blogocube superstar, Melissa McEwan.

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-write-letters.html

Here's a choice quote from that blog post:

"Anyway, congrats on your awesome new game, Sony. I'm positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative assholes. It's not often I have the opportunity to congratulate a cutting-edge tech company on such splendiferous retrofuck jackholery."

and here's the lovely Ms. McEwan:



You can say McEWan again.

I'll refrain from comment, not because I can't find a way to voice my opinion on this without offending fat people.....and Germans, Gypsies, the Amish, and Jews, but because that'd require too much thought. So i'll let you decide how to interpret it on the comments section, and i'll leave you with this little gem, inspired by this little debacle.



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superhobo's Destructoid Blog
Give me her number, even fat girls need McLovin!
Arttemis's Destructoid Blog
Oh dear, political incorrectness all around!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
More losing of weight and less butt hurt.
Rockvillian's Destructoid Blog
The game is about fat princesses. If I'm correct, princesses don't lower themselves to complaining on blogs, flipping the bird, or even sitting on thrones that are missing parts (look at her chair - it's broken).

Also, the game is about SAVING them. Would she rather the game be about throwing them into wells?
Scape's Destructoid Blog
Uhhh...I don't see how this game is "fat-hating." If anything it is fat-loving because they are trying to rescue the fat princess..

I'm looking forward to this game.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
i can't stand people that act like being fat is some uncurable sickness that only plaques a select few. fuck that nonesense. the chick is fncking fat. get over it, should it have been an anorexic chick then this would have gone the other way. just can't win with some people.
Def JM's Destructoid Blog
Thats one fat finger.
Electro Lemon's Destructoid Blog
This just in: Fat Princess preorders skyrocket, most gamers puzzled at how that happened for a PSN game.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
But I'm trying to SAVE the fat princess, not abandon her for the skinny blond one with XBOX HEUG TITS
manta's Destructoid Blog
Nobody wants to be fat. Some people are cool with being fat, but nobody at the age of 8 is like "I want to be obese and have heart and back problems when I'm older because of my weight!"

If anything, you should take offense to being fat. I'm considered overweight myself according to BMI, but I'm not going to fucking cry about it. If I want to go work out and eat healthier, I can. I hate stupid people.
mix's Destructoid Blog
Wow, some people have issues, fat non-princess like issues.
Crunshii's Destructoid Blog
hahaha, im sorry but this is too funny lol.
Chocobo Knight's Destructoid Blog
LOL - That 'little gem' was perfect even though she obviously didn't look any farther than that screenshot. The princess starts out thin - it's peer pressure to make her fat so the enemy has to get serious backup to haul her jiggly ass back to their castle.
free touch's Destructoid Blog
BLAH BLAH BLAH I HURT MY WRIST
SLiFE's Destructoid Blog
"P.S. The PS2 sucked"

MS fangirl confirmed.
Hollie Bennett's Destructoid Blog
when did we become scared of offending fat people, or well, jsut anyone for that matter?
JavTheGreat's Destructoid Blog
The goggles they do nothing!
free touch's Destructoid Blog
damn guys, we got owned. Those people on that internet blog sure showed us. Damn they is smart!
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
I'm still buying this. She can go fuck herself.
Trevor McGee's Destructoid Blog
I guess she didn't like the comments she was getting because she disable them.
Dead Movie Star's Destructoid Blog
The joke cannot penetrate her fat.
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
Awww, have more cake, makes everything better
adultswim810's Destructoid Blog
nothing can stop me from getting this game NOT EVEN FATTIES!!!
adultswim810's Destructoid Blog
http://www.feministgamers.com/?p=466

whinefest on another layme site. feminist gamers!? FAIL!
decoyb's Destructoid Blog
The best response when these types get angry is "walk it off", they love hearing that one.
The Unbiased Voice's Destructoid Blog
For some reason the concept of this game reminds me of a Disney cartoon where Hitler is a knight and rescues "Germany" whom is a fat princess in a castle.
Krahsh's Destructoid Blog
She needs to re-roll, everybody knows chubby people are supposed to be jolly not bitter.


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