I'm TheManchild, though I go by many names. Two, actually. Although it's only really one, because TheManchild is not a real name. So um, well, sorry for wasting your time.

I guess I kind of like video games. It's the only thing I'm really interested in apart from occasionally farting. I believe that might is right, that survival of the fittest is our only calling. I guess that makes me something of a paradox since I'm located somewhere between pond scum and bong water in the proverbial food chain.

My favorite games are the ones that make me feel superior to you for having played them. Games like Larry's Quantum Physics Adventure, which I just made up now. But if you question me on the subject matter and probe my understanding of it, I won't respond. I'm just kind of a dick that way.

Here is a non-exhaustive list of some of my favorite things to waste time on.

You know, in between farts.

Ecco the Dolphin
Dem Sega Mickey Mouse Games
Tetris
Civilization
Sonic the Hedgehog
Super Meat Boy
Minecraft
Dwarf Fortress
DOOM
Star Control 2
Galactic Civilizations 2
Alpha Centauri
Dark Souls
Dragon Quest
Earthbound
Professor Layton
Mario
Alien Motherfucking Soldier
Farts