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About Me

Gaming History:

I grew up on NES, SNES, and N64. Then took a break from gaming for a few years to party and be in a band in high school and college. Then once I was out of college I picked up a PS2 and started playing again. A few years later I picked up a XBOX 360, then a Wii, and finally a PS3 then an old modded XBOX that plays NES, SNES, Genesis & N64 games. I have since sold the Wii because I never played it. I don't play PC games. I buy all multi-platform games on the 360.


Let's get personal...
I was an atheist for the first 21 years of my life, then God showed me He was real in an extremely powerful way that I just couldn't deny no matter how much I wanted to ignore it. I then spent a few years doing youth ministry and traveling North America sharing the Gospel. After that I was a Spanish teacher in private and public schools. I then became a sales/product trainer for Best Buy. then a sales/product trainer for Toshiba's Laptop division. I know train for PayPal. I am single and have 3 fantastic sons, one of which has Autism which has it's challenges but he is such a great little dude. I am a musician; I have played drums for a little over 14 years. And dabble in a little classical guitar.



I am a very passionate person. I love my sports teams; RedSox, AZ Cardinals, and PHX SUNS. I enjoy a great beer preferably a Pale Ale or IPA. MOAR HOPS! I'm always down for an intelligent discussion; The more profound the better. In my opinion Gamers get a bad rep, because of a large percentage of gamers are immature tools, who lack couth. I'm in no way a violent, blood-lust filled person, like those you hear on Xbox Live or PSN spouting of racial slurs or obscenities. I just grew up on games and they've stuck with me.


My favorites -


Bands:
U2, Beck, Blindside, Jimi Hendrix, old Metallica, Steely Dan, Outkast, Wu-Tang Clan, Mason Jennings.



Movies:
1. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
2. A Christmas Story
3. Bottle Rocket
4. Swingers
5. Pi
6. Rushmore
7. Royal Tenanbaums
8. Darjeeling Limited
9. Donnie Darko
10. Tombstone
11. Ghostbusters
12. Caddyshack
13. Anchorman
14. Big Lebowski
15. Shawn of the Dead
16. Empire Strikes Back
17. LOTR Series
18. Zombieland
19. Waking Ned Devine
20. The Princess Bride


TV Shows:
1. LOST
2. Office
3. Community
4. Ren & Stimpy
5. Biggest Loser
6. Twilight Zone
7. SNL
8. Twilight Zone
9. Ace of Cakes
10. Man vs. Wild



Consoles I currently own –
SNES
N64
XBOX
XBOX 360 - 250Gb
PS3 - 160Gb
Wii



Favorite games of all time -
1. Fallout 3
2. Zelda: Ocarina of Time
3. LA NOIRE
4. Bust a move - N64
5. Street Fighter 2 - Arcade
6. Mortal Kombat - Arcade
7. Super Dodgeball - NES
8. Mario Kart 64
9. Super Mario Bros 2
10. Castlevania - NES
11. Black Ops
12. Bioshock
13. FZERO - SNES
14. Stampede - Atari
15. Bad Dudes - NES
16. Tecmo Bowl - NES
17. NBA JAM - Arcade
18. NFL Blitz - N64
19. Duck Hunt/Hogan’s Alley – NES
20. The Legend of Kage – NES
21. Marble Saga Kororinpa - Wii



And there you go, now you know a bit more about me, and knowing is half the battle.
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FREE: Give Away Contest - Love/Hate Part II
TheJesusNinja26 | 1:40 AM on 12.08.2009 15 comments


This is Love/Hate Part II. Click here for Part I...
***Original Blog With Details of Why This Giveaway is Happening***

Here are the games up for giveaway.






To decide who will get each game, in the comments below state the name of the game you want, and then tell me why you should be the one to get said game. Photos entries (helping old ladies across the street or something) are always welcome, after all a picture is worth 1,000 words. Written entries are just as good too.

I will announce the winners on Monday, Dec 14th so you have some time to work on your entry. I will then PM the winners to get their mailing addresses. Don’t worry I will pay for the shipping.

***US ONLY*** I want to give, but not break the bank here. I have 3 boys in diapers.

Happy Holidays DTOID

***Ninja Vanish***



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armless-phelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 02:53
armless-phelan
I don't want a game, but I want to let you know I think it's an awesome idea o hold a kind of altruism-elated cntest. ;)
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 05:44
Winged Kirby
I would like star wars Knights of the old rep because i need a gift for my dad for the holidays and he just beat fable 2 in 3 days ( hes off during the week )
so i want to give him something he will enjoy and that we can take turns playing together.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:49
TheJesusNinja26
@armless - gracias, my hope is that it makes a difference for the better no matter how small.
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 12:05
FatherChesz
I would like THE POWER GLOVE, purely because IT'S SO BAD.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 12:06
TheJesusNinja26
Ummm...hate to break it to you, but not an option. Please try again
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 12:29
Y0j1mb0
FirePro Wrestling Returns because that's one of the best and option filled 2-D wrestling games out there.

Also, I'm an old gamer who constantly needs help crossing the street. Have pity on me.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 12:41
TheJesusNinja26
YOj1mbo - very true I read about FPWR on a list of most underrated games, and true that is. The amount of customization is amazing.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 13:31
Elsa
LOL... If anyone needs an old lady to help across the street... wait, does taking a picture of myself actually getting across a street on my own count?

Awesome contest and I may be back to try for the Lord of the Rings game!
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 14:38
TheJesusNinja26
No holds barred Elsa, ha ha
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 16:42
manasteel88
I'd like KotOR. Right now I own only Mass Effect and Jade Empire from the Biowares. I liked ME, but couldn't get into JE. I figure that KotOR would be a great way to find out if I truly like Bioware as a developer or not.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 17:04
Das Inchworm
you must give me fire pro wrestling because this is what the island demands.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 18:47
TheJesusNinja26
It's getting good in here
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2009 13:07
TheJesusNinja26
WINNERS -

KOTOR winner is = Chrissmith9c / Because it is the season of giving and that exactly what you plan on doing with that.

Fire Pro Wrestling winner is = DasInchworm / Because LOST/The Island is one of my greatest weaknesses, you win sir, well played.

Please PM me your shipping address today so I can get these out to you. Merry Christmas Dtoid !

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL - Click Here
Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2009 15:37
Winged Kirby
hey i tried to send you the shipping address but i have to add you as a friend to pm and i don't know how too so can you add me and i pm you?
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