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Gaming History:

I grew up on NES, SNES, and N64. Then took a break from gaming for a few years to party and be in a band in high school and college. Then once I was out of college I picked up a PS2 and started playing again. A few years later I picked up a XBOX 360, then a Wii, and finally a PS3 then an old modded XBOX that plays NES, SNES, Genesis & N64 games. I have since sold the Wii because I never played it. I don't play PC games. I buy all multi-platform games on the 360.


Let's get personal...
I was an atheist for the first 21 years of my life, then God showed me He was real in an extremely powerful way that I just couldn't deny no matter how much I wanted to ignore it. I then spent a few years doing youth ministry and traveling North America sharing the Gospel. After that I was a Spanish teacher in private and public schools. I then became a sales/product trainer for Best Buy. then a sales/product trainer for Toshiba's Laptop division. I know train for PayPal. I am single and have 3 fantastic sons, one of which has Autism which has it's challenges but he is such a great little dude. I am a musician; I have played drums for a little over 14 years. And dabble in a little classical guitar.



I am a very passionate person. I love my sports teams; RedSox, AZ Cardinals, and PHX SUNS. I enjoy a great beer preferably a Pale Ale or IPA. MOAR HOPS! I'm always down for an intelligent discussion; The more profound the better. In my opinion Gamers get a bad rep, because of a large percentage of gamers are immature tools, who lack couth. I'm in no way a violent, blood-lust filled person, like those you hear on Xbox Live or PSN spouting of racial slurs or obscenities. I just grew up on games and they've stuck with me.


My favorites -


Bands:
U2, Beck, Blindside, Jimi Hendrix, old Metallica, Steely Dan, Outkast, Wu-Tang Clan, Mason Jennings.



Movies:
1. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
2. A Christmas Story
3. Bottle Rocket
4. Swingers
5. Pi
6. Rushmore
7. Royal Tenanbaums
8. Darjeeling Limited
9. Donnie Darko
10. Tombstone
11. Ghostbusters
12. Caddyshack
13. Anchorman
14. Big Lebowski
15. Shawn of the Dead
16. Empire Strikes Back
17. LOTR Series
18. Zombieland
19. Waking Ned Devine
20. The Princess Bride


TV Shows:
1. LOST
2. Office
3. Community
4. Ren & Stimpy
5. Biggest Loser
6. Twilight Zone
7. SNL
8. Twilight Zone
9. Ace of Cakes
10. Man vs. Wild



Consoles I currently own –
SNES
N64
XBOX
XBOX 360 - 250Gb
PS3 - 160Gb
Wii



Favorite games of all time -
1. Fallout 3
2. Zelda: Ocarina of Time
3. LA NOIRE
4. Bust a move - N64
5. Street Fighter 2 - Arcade
6. Mortal Kombat - Arcade
7. Super Dodgeball - NES
8. Mario Kart 64
9. Super Mario Bros 2
10. Castlevania - NES
11. Black Ops
12. Bioshock
13. FZERO - SNES
14. Stampede - Atari
15. Bad Dudes - NES
16. Tecmo Bowl - NES
17. NBA JAM - Arcade
18. NFL Blitz - N64
19. Duck Hunt/Hogan’s Alley – NES
20. The Legend of Kage – NES
21. Marble Saga Kororinpa - Wii



And there you go, now you know a bit more about me, and knowing is half the battle.
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Borderlands: Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!!!
TheJesusNinja26 | 12:09 PM on 10.27.2009 20 comments


Borderlands: Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!!!


Despite many games being pushed back to Q1 2010 (gift card time) there is a full slate of games in October and November. I have read many a’ gamer say they may not pick up Borderlands due to braving Boletaria, driving ‘The Deuce’, or searching for Shambhala . Some even passing up a trip to Pandora because of future travel plans to shoot some M4’s in Rio de Janeiro, or yuck it up with some old friends from Baldur's Gate University. For those of you on the fence I would like to give you an HONEST account of the game so that you can get off that fence, because it’s smarting your jewels.


Put the ‘Vault Dweller’ to Bed
When this game’s story line was unearthed …
After finally arriving, the colonists discover that the planet is barren of anything of significant value other than deteriorated alien ruins scattered across the land. A beacon of hope for the remaining colonists emerges in the form of a mysterious vault carved in the side of a mountain. This vault is said to contain vast stores of alien technology and secrets.
… Many of us (me included) jumped to the conclusion that Borderlands was a Fallout 3 clone. This assumption is completely false. The only things these games share in their feel are…
- Both have piles of trash with rusty tin cans
- Both have some robots
- Both have the word ‘vault’
Borderlands feels nothing like Fallout 3, and that’s ok. Borderlands is more shooter than anything else. The story is not a huge piece of the game, it’s more about straight fun-gun-n-run. Which leads us to gameplay.



Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love it!
I’ve been trying to put my finger on it this week what Borderlands reminds me of; and I figured out it’s a Smorgasbord of the best flavors of many great games over time. The oldest of those games being ‘Smash TV’. Smash TV was a co-op, weapon, and loot fest, and so is Borderlands in the best way possible. There is something so addicting about the ‘Bazillion Guns’ in Borderlands, it feels like Christmas every time I open one of those enchanted crates of firearm delight. Borderlands does take some thought as to which gun you want to keep. “Do I keep the Fiery SMG that lights skags on fire, or the regular machine gun that deals a bit more damage?”


The only knock I have on the loot party is the collecting of the loot. I personally feel that because there is so much loot that the game would flow much smoother if we didn’t have to pick up every single piece. If we could just walk/drive over it and automatically pick it up it would make the piñata fest” perfect.


The Secret Sauce:

Borderlands has incorporated pieces that other games have focused on and put them all together into what I call a Piñata Smorgasbord . We’ve already talked about the Smash TV ingredient so I’ll cover the other components.
NOTE: I’m not saying they stole these components from these games, just giving them as a reference. Also I’m not saying all of these games were great on their own; but when thrown together it’s a recipe for something new and delicious.

Red Faction: Guerilla – Borderlands is on a strange planet, you get to drive weaponized vehicles (4 people at a time) A-Team style. The way the missions are given and rewarded is a kin to Red Faction. I didn’t think Red Faction was a fantastic game; a low ‘B’ or high ‘C’ for me. Borderlands is similar but has done a much better job at these portions.
Too Human – The skill tree and leveling up is quite similar in Borderlands. Again I didn’t think Too Human was a fantastic game either for me(sorry Dennis), but the way the skill tree works is similar, and Borderlands does a good job at making this tough to decide but not so tough that it’s overwhelming.
Call of Duty 4 – The controls and handling are almost identical in Borderlands. So if you like the feel of COD4 you will be right at home with Borderlands.



Art Style
I’ll be the first to admit that when Borderlands’ first screen shots (tusken raider looking dudes) were released it look interesting but generic. The new art style really got many people interested in this game. I’m not saying that the game would have been bad if it stayed the same (since for all we know the game play/story is still exactly the same), but it definitely didn’t hurt the game’s chances at all.

Prior to release I saw a handful of screen shots and trailers, but they really don’t do justice to seeing it on your TV in HD. This game is straight up gorgeous! Take the color pallet of Halo and the art style of Prince of Persia and you have Borderlands. This game also tosses in some Quentin Tarantino charm and wit for character designs.


MOAR FUN!!!
The best feature of Borderlands is the FUN factor. I’ve been playing co-op with a buddy of mine online (it’s meant to be played co-op) and every night I play until my eyes will not stay open any longer and fall asleep in the middle of the game. This is the part of the game that reminds me most of Smash TV; it’s piñata smorgasbord loot party fun. Borderlands is a mix of many things that previously were all separate, but now have come together in a glorious matrimony.


Reward Creativity
I really want to encourage all of you thinking of putting this game off to sincerely reconsider that. I too have Demon's Souls and Uncharted 2 wanting to be played, and will be getting MW2 and Dragon Age, but I'm making this game #1 right now because I believe creativity and innovation DESERVE to be rewarded. And based on how contests are decided here in the Dtoid Community I believe most of us feel the same way. Borderlands is tremendously fun! Take a risk if you’re on the fence, you just may be glad you did. Borderlands may pave the way for some MORE new IP's if it does well. The market is flooded with the same ole- same ole, this is your chance to change that.

Whether I see you in Pandora or not I thank you for your time, and thanks to @mikeyface, Randy Pitchford, and the whole Gearbox team for doing something risky and new, I think I’m not alone in saying like it!



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Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 12:30
Andrew Kauz
I agree about the loot, and I sort of wish it were handled more like Sacred 2, where you had a button that would extend a ring around you, and anything in the ring you would pick up. It'd be split between the party members if you were playing with others. It worked really well for console looting, and I think something similar in this game would really speed up the loot gathering process and lead to fewer claims of greediness.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 12:42
TheJesusNinja26
@kauza - I never played Sacred 2, but that sounds fantastic. I like it. I think it would only work for money, and ammo. Because with the guns, shields, grenade mods, and class mods that would get annoying picking up all the crappy guns you don't really want. I hope Gearbox fixes that.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 12:45
Holyetheline
Hell yes, Borderlands is the best. I saw this blog once before from you but that never stopped me from fapping. <3!
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 12:58
TheJesusNinja26
Yeah I made a few minor changes.
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 13:50
TriplZer0
Borderlands is awesome. Nuff said.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 13:58
MrSadistic
Well I can appreciate this blog now, since the PC version came out yesterday. I've been playing non-stop these past few hours. I love it.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 13:59
TheJesusNinja26
@ Triplezero - agreed, the more I play it the more I like it. I haven't touched any other game since it came out and I've even got quite a few co-workers and friends to jump on the wagon too. It's been taking some of my sleep, but well worth it.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 14:01
TheJesusNinja26
It is gaming crack MrSadistic and you just got hooked.
Kooichi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 14:55
Kooichi
Borderlands is amazing and you've just perfectly described why. God, I love this game xD
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 15:09
TheJesusNinja26
@Kooichi - Thank you good sir. It took me a while to figure out what BORDERLANDS was. But once I did, it was everything I wanted all in one place.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:08
fetusmilk
i need to freeze myself so i can wake up this friday(payday) so i can pick up this freakin game already! im having fun with uncharted 2 but borderlands is what im craving!
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 17:16
TheJesusNinja26
Yes Fetus, Pandora is calling to you like a Siren. Come to the waters and drink.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 23:20
Usedtabe
Borderlands is the shit. I had plans to get Tekken 6 and MW2, but now I'm not sure if I will even have time for them.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 00:04
TheJesusNinja26
Tabe I agree, once this game gets it's hooks into you it just wont let go. And there are no DB's as in MW2 multi-player yelling at you. There is something better about achieving a common goal that is more rewarding than the alternative. And i'm not saying that because I'm terrible at MW or Gears or Killzone, I'm actually quite good, but this puts a smile on my face while entertaining me.
Im On A Boat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 01:58
Im On A Boat
great blog, enjoyed the images. i just finished my first playthrough as a soldier and i agree this game is insanely fun. the classes are different enough to make me want to play all of them through. siren next!
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 02:16
TheJesusNinja26
Wow finished already eh? That's impressive, I'm Mordecai this play through and thinking about Siren next time through. Thanks for the kudos, greatly appreciated!

Love the name by the way..." with my flippy floppy's"
RBinator's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 15:26
RBinator
I been playing this game quite a bit for the past few days and I currently have no plans to stop. I do agree that the loot could be done better, since it can be annoying to pick up every little thing, even if you hold down the button to scope up money and ammo. Sometimes I run into cases of "what weapon do I use? I have so many of them".

Say, do you mind if we both play this whenever we're on?
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 22:38
TheJesusNinja26
@RB, hit me up buddy. That would be great. Thats great to hear you're enjoying it too!

XBLID: thejesusninja
dapoisoned1's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 10:32
dapoisoned1
Yeah this game is tons of fun, I finally got it and just loving every bit of it, loving mordecai with his pet bird.
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