Hi Destructoid,

I hate writing introductions about myself, they always seem forced and what sounds at the time like a funny way of describing your quirky personality often turns out to sound stupid, cliché and unimaginative later on. I'm not sure if simply talking about this problem is cliché, but it's certainly not as stupid. I suppose it's unimaginative. Fuck you.

Anyway, My name is Bob Forbes but on the internets I go by The Borbes. I'm a 23 year old fledgling game journalist in Toronto. I say fledgling because though I technically meet the criteria of the title (not hard), I'm not actually getting paid to do it yet. But I enjoy it, and I'm always looking for more opportunities. I'm not sure why I didn't join Destructoid before, but last night I was hit by inspiration.

I was wandering around in Second Life (how many horror stories start this way?) when I stumbled upon this:

Kinda reminds you of Smash Bros, with all the trophies eh? That's a tease. My first meaty post that you can sink your teeth into will be all about the second life trophies I found, where they came from and what's their deal.

So, there you go, that's my deal. Say hi if you want, oh, and someone needs to send me the TF2 server info.