I popped into my local Kazakhstani gangster, North London convenience store a few weeks back to pick up some Milk and in between the Eastern European Moonshine Vodka brands and Baklava ... I found these...





Ahhh look! It's by that ever so famous chocolate brand Záini!!! Yummy.

So I bought 3...





Cracked them open...





Two of them were full of the worst toys ever. Some plastic boat where the pieces were so badly cut you couldn't construct it and the other one had some nasty plastic tree that went straight in the bin.

BUT behold!!! It's Mario himself from that Nintendo classic, erm... Super Mario Chef 2!!!

Little do you know about Mario's pre-fame stint as a comedy Italian pizza restaurant waiter.





I know the picture quality is crap but it shows the other available items as Luigi dressed as a guy who eats trash for a living, Toad is a drunk mini-cab driver and Peach as a massage parlor worker.


The Bastard Son Of Atari.x


P.S. I ate the chocolate too and ended up with a night full of the worst stomach cramps known to man & a morning full of the hottest -stroke- fastest diarrhea known to beast.

P.P.S I went back and bought a few more. I now also have the Mario on a bike one.

P.P.P.S This time around, I gave the spare chocolate to some kids outside my apartment. I haven't seen them since.