I walked out of work the other day and practically tripped over this sexy Polish woman pimping Nintendo wares right there in the streets.

I work in the building just next to where she had plonked the More Brain Training stall-on-wheels outside of. So when I said to the woman 'What the hell are you doing??' she seemed a little scared and fesses up...

[Heavy polish accent]

'Erm.. Hi, I've just .. er... It's part of a guerrilla marketing campaign for a new Nintendo game. I can move the stall a bit further down the street if you want? ... Would you like to play?'

I take a closer look; four white DSs chained to a table, each pre-loaded with the game. Four lightweight aluminum chairs and the aforementioned blond Eastern European as hostess.

'It's okay' I say 'I already have the game. I don't mind if you stay here, it looks like everyone is having fun.' I zoom in for a photo of the dude getting whipped at Paper, Scissor, Stone.





The girl is freaking out a bit, I think she thought I was taking the photos as part of my evidence. Soon I'd be on the phone to Nintendo UK's headquarters demanding she's sent back to Eastern Europe.

I smile and say, 'I love your shirt, can I have it?', 'Erm..'

She quickly starts to pack the chairs away and tells the guy its game over.

I snap her shirt whilst she's got her back turned.





Poor dear. I suppose it could be worse, most of the other blond Polish girls work in the local Turkish brothel. At least this one got a free shirt.