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The world would be a better place if all the leaders of all the great nations of the world would spend a little more time sitting on the potty.

My name is James A. Calwell III and I'm legal. I play shmups, mostly of the horizontal, non-danmaku variety, but once in a while I like to do something different. My personal site is located at http://whatistheexcel.com. I go by a number of names throughout the internet, including:

Excel-2010
Excel-2009
Excel-2008
The-Excel
Exy

No my name does not have any intended connection to Microsoft Excel, Excel Saga, the Exhibition Center of London, the Excel Energy Center in St. Paul or anything else you can think of. Don't ask where it came from; I don't remember and I don't care to. Exy was adopted as a shorthand form from the (female) character of the same name in DoDonPachi dai-ou-jou.

I put very low priority on merit-based ranking systems within large communities, including Achievements, community ranks and leaderboards. I don't get why so many people are conscious about their scores because as one person I will not name here says, I play for fun. The only time I ever pay attention to my score is if I'm playing a shmup or a similarly difficult game and it's used to award extends.

My favorite games include the Gradius series, Darius Gaiden, Picross DS, the Metal Slug series, Twinkle Star Sprites and the bemani games (beatmania IIDX, pop'n music, etc). In other words, I'm not like you and I don't try to be. I respect that you're different from me, except you're not. I cannot believe how ignorant you can be sometimes. Incidentally, if you ever feel the need to get destroyed at Twinkle Star Sprites, just let me know and we can set up a match over 2df.



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ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:23
ShadowXOR
MY FUCKING EYES!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GAME AGAIN!!!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:24
Neonie
MY FUCKING EYES!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GAME AGAIN!!!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:25
EternalDeathSlayer
Quite original. I'm not sure how I'm typing this, as my eyes have rolled back into my head, but you may have bested Thornn, and you didnt't even have to bang any fat chicks.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:25
wario67
X_X
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:25
Das Inchworm
MY FUCKING EYES!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GAME AGAIN!!!
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:27
wilbo
poor ds
R.I.P ds lite
zombie lover's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:28
zombie lover
MY FUCKING EYES!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GAME AGAIN!!!
DrPirate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:28
DrPirate
GG My eyes got owned
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:49
Jetsetlemming
[b] The-Excel says:
(# 14) on 12/21/2007 23:36
Okay, I've been meaning to tell you this but I've been giving you the benefit of the doubt. You have been enjoying this far too much. I used to think that I'm the epitome of egotism but this is just borderline psychotic (for lack of a better term). You've sold yourself out to hell and back and for what? All this to pander to an internet community?

For your sake, please seek professional help.[/b]
Tekoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 20:50
Tekoa
o...m....g...
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 21:15
Thornnn
I think It's great I've corrupted Americas youth. I hope you are at least 18 so that this isn't kiddie porn.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2007 22:17
Colette Bennett
I'M BLIND
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2007 01:01
Twisted Imp
MY FUCKING EYES!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GAME AGAIN!!!
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