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SteamID: TheExcel ; alias Excel-2011

The world would be a better place if all the leaders of all the great nations of the world would spend a little more time sitting on the potty.

My name is James A. Calwell III and I'm legal. I play shmups, mostly of the horizontal, non-danmaku variety, but once in a while I like to do something different. My personal site is located at http://whatistheexcel.com. I go by a number of names throughout the internet, including:

Excel-2010
Excel-2009
Excel-2008
The-Excel
Exy

No my name does not have any intended connection to Microsoft Excel, Excel Saga, the Exhibition Center of London, the Excel Energy Center in St. Paul or anything else you can think of. Don't ask where it came from; I don't remember and I don't care to. Exy was adopted as a shorthand form from the (female) character of the same name in DoDonPachi dai-ou-jou.

I put very low priority on merit-based ranking systems within large communities, including Achievements, community ranks and leaderboards. I don't get why so many people are conscious about their scores because as one person I will not name here says, I play for fun. The only time I ever pay attention to my score is if I'm playing a shmup or a similarly difficult game and it's used to award extends.

My favorite games include the Gradius series, Darius Gaiden, Picross DS, the Metal Slug series, Twinkle Star Sprites and the bemani games (beatmania IIDX, pop'n music, etc). In other words, I'm not like you and I don't try to be. I respect that you're different from me, except you're not. I cannot believe how ignorant you can be sometimes. Incidentally, if you ever feel the need to get destroyed at Twinkle Star Sprites, just let me know and we can set up a match over 2df.



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Velocity Micro Giveaway Contest, Epilogue Excel-2011 | 10:54 PM on 12.22.2007 9 comments

Hello? This is my first serious attempt to push the limits on what can and cannot be done for a material prize. I had fun making these entries and I hope you had fun viewing them (if you found a way to). Make all the dick jokes and fat jokes you want, but I hereby retract all comments I made on any posts pertinent to the Velocity Micro Giveaway Contest as well as all of my commentary on my own entries. If I said something bad to you, I didn't mean it. I was just getting into the heat of competition and I believe the best way to play the game is to do it in earnest. I sincerely apologize if I offended you with my remarks (but not if I did so with my photos). Also, screw you, Jenny Fenwick. No apologies for you. Slob my knob. The Legacy of a Dream: The First "Beginning of Life" The Second "Revival of Hero" The Third "Pocket-size Hope" The Fourth "Visitor from Home" The Fifth "Ataraxia Spirit" The Sixth "A View Into New World" The Seventh "Texas Handsaw Massacre" The Eighth "Viewport Crush" The Ninth "Revenge Island" The Final "Disingenuous Remorse" Extra-1 "The Penultimate Bioweapon" Extra-2 "The Ultimate Bioweapon" Extra-3 "Trap of Avarice" Attached photos: