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I Suck At Games: Banned Of Brothers
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my Backloggery for a list of games I'm currently playing and friend codes.
SteamID: TheExcel ; alias
Excel-2011
The world would be a better place if all the leaders of all the great nations of the world would spend a little more time sitting on the potty.
My name is James A. Calwell III and I'm legal. I play shmups, mostly of the horizontal, non-danmaku variety, but once in a while I like to do something different. My personal site is located at
http://whatistheexcel.com. I go by a number of names throughout the internet, including:
Excel-2010
Excel-2009
Excel-2008
The-Excel
Exy
No my name does not have any intended connection to Microsoft Excel,
Excel Saga, the Exhibition Center of London, the Excel Energy Center in St. Paul or anything else you can think of. Don't ask where it came from; I don't remember and I don't care to. Exy was adopted as a shorthand form from the (female) character of the same name in
DoDonPachi dai-ou-jou.
I put very low priority on merit-based ranking systems within large communities, including Achievements, community ranks and leaderboards. I don't get why so many people are conscious about their scores because as one person I will not name here says, I play for fun. The only time I ever pay attention to my score is if I'm playing a shmup or a similarly difficult game and it's used to award extends.
My favorite games include the
Gradius series,
Darius Gaiden,
Picross DS, the
Metal Slug series,
Twinkle Star Sprites and the bemani games (
beatmania IIDX,
pop'n music, etc). In other words, I'm not like you and I don't try to be. I respect that you're different from me, except you're not. I cannot believe how ignorant you can be sometimes. Incidentally, if you ever feel the need to get destroyed at
Twinkle Star Sprites, just let me know and we can set up a match over
2df.
You're
face.
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unluckystar at whatistheexcel dot com to negotiate a statutory license.
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The saturn version rules, and is not E10 LOL
I cannot wait for the firestorm surrounding this game from the Christian right.
It's seen worse.
"ADON" and "SAMSON" are able-bodied muscular Options who provide your character with supporting fire during the game.
Like your character they can BULK UP with PROTEIN as well as fire their own MAN BEAM, but they also shield you from enemy fire."
MAN BEAM.
I cannot wait to blast everyone with mah MAN BEAM.
MAN. BEAM.
Im such a hardcore gay.....
............