After playing the awesome Left 4 Dead demo a lot, I couldn't help but notice something about Bill..... something sinister .
I bring to you this exclusive exposé that Valve doesn't want you to see!
The real reason you shouldn't wander off during a game of Left 4 Dead is because Bill will rape you.
Enjoy!
*Edit*
Ok for some reason the embed function isn't working just now, but it at least put up the link, so follow that!
the last game I played someone had bound Zoeys scream to a key and they just zoomed around the map screaming and shooting lol, it was so fucking funny.
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that was done a little too well
the last game I played someone had bound Zoeys scream to a key and they just zoomed around the map screaming and shooting lol, it was so fucking funny.
INCOMING!!!!
NOW!!!
Bill:I'M RELOADING
(Louis throws blanket on bill)
BIll:Oh-No I'm seriously FUBAR