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Left 4 Bed: Bill is a bad bad man
The Young Scot | 4:48 AM on 11.18.2008 19 comments




After playing the awesome Left 4 Dead demo a lot, I couldn't help but notice something about Bill..... something sinister .
I bring to you this exclusive exposé that Valve doesn't want you to see!

The real reason you shouldn't wander off during a game of Left 4 Dead is because Bill will rape you.


Enjoy!

*Edit*

Ok for some reason the embed function isn't working just now, but it at least put up the link, so follow that!

*Double Edit*

Ok, I was just being stupid, my bad :(



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Mr Wrighty 987's Destructoid Blog
that was so fucking funny reloading!
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Hahaha, pay my Bill pay my Bill.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
Okay, that was AWESOME, yet disturbing.
Timmeh's Destructoid Blog
I heard a Francis/Zoey one yesterday and chuckled. This was more amusing. And disturbing.
Skribble's Destructoid Blog
hahah what the hell

that was done a little too well

the last game I played someone had bound Zoeys scream to a key and they just zoomed around the map screaming and shooting lol, it was so fucking funny.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
RELOADING!
NotAZombie's Destructoid Blog
Reloading was the best part.
ran24's Destructoid Blog
fucking amazing haha
RICHARD BLOCKER's Destructoid Blog
Good stuff.
zombiekiller13's Destructoid Blog
Okay...thank you. That was hilarious. Totally needed the laugh.

INCOMING!!!!
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Bill's a creeeeeep. Bill's a wierdooooooooooooo
Passionate Styos's Destructoid Blog
Now you see why Anthony wants to play as Bill?!
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
RELOADING!
GohanGVO's Destructoid Blog
There is no golf clap epic enough for this.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Great find, that was hilarious!
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
FRONT PAGE!!!
NOW!!!
mikeyed's Destructoid Blog
amazing.
Tronjoy's Destructoid Blog
Fantastic job. Nice touch with the Witch music for the extra dose of creepiness.
monkeydudem's Destructoid Blog
Bill:Cover Me
Bill:I'M RELOADING
(Louis throws blanket on bill)
BIll:Oh-No I'm seriously FUBAR


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