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On the Creative Genius of Tits and Ass
The RPGist | 6:15 PM on 01.05.2010 11 comments


Bayonetta hit U.S. retails today, and for me it was a day one purchase. Previously, Destructoid's own ribald Jim Sterling praised the game in a variety of preview coverage which I periodically dismissed given my hateful disposition to all Devil May Cry-themed games.I never once thought the game would score well above 90 on metacritic, nor did I ever think I would be picking it up at launch.



In fact, I praise the genius behind Bayonetta because the studio worked with a restricted budget and with a publisher with a dubious track record: Sega. I hated Devil May Cry 3, and I still do. I hate the very genre behind the franchise because I suck at those games and I don't like sore fingers. To me DMC was a clumsy button-mashing experience, one that I had discarded early on given the insane achievements and the retarded combat system. Bayonetta is just the opposite, a game with a fluid and easily accessible combat system, and a balanced flow of difficulty.

So how the fuck can a short demo make a biased guy completely fall in love? The answer is simple, Bayonetta is quintessential blend of tits and ass at its finest. Bayonetta herself is not only cooler than Nero, she's way more interesting as a character. In fact, I consider her a feminist hero, a character who is not a girl but a real god damn woman. She even has a mole on her cheek to give a more down-to-earth appearance. Talk about an eye for details!

Bayonetta is an absolute must-play and I recommend that everyone check it out even if they don't love the genre.



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armless-phelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2010 18:52
armless-phelan
I will admit that my experience with the Bayonetta demo gave me the impression of better control than DMC4, but I would hardly call Bayonetta a "feminist hero."
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 00:09
Elsa
I haven't even tried the demo yet... maybe once the MAG beta is over. She just doesn't appeal for a number of reasons - one being the obvious T&A, the other being that I don't like DMC... or this type of genre in general. I may give the demo a try to see if this "feminist hero" actually has a personality.

I kind of doubt that a virtual woman who strips as you score points could be called a "feminist hero" though...
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 02:16
Aurain
Bayonetta doesn't have a personality in the demo because the demo barely has any story, even less of it is spoken by Bayonetta.

Either way, She's obviously confident and assured of her own sexuality. She uses her feminism as a weapon and a way to get what she wants.

I don't know if she's feminist, but it's far from Sexist.

Of course, Feminists are harder to please than PETA, so I think there's going to be some huge fall out from this...
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 08:18
Tubatic
Shoot, I dunno.

Enh, maybe in a superficial pop culture icon sort of way, like Lara Croft, sure. Feminist Hero...

In actual game, though? She's sexual, but I don't get the impression she's pushing a feminist/pro-woman agenda. You might be on to something, but I'm totally not convinced on that PoV.

I mean, she's no Foxy Brown.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 08:26
Tubatic
@Elsa

Yeah, the PS3 demo does an OK job giving you an idea where she's coming from if you play through to the end of it. She's not effectively blank like the Dead or Alive chicks, which is a a relief.
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 09:46
FatherChesz
I still felt like I was just button mashing on the 360 demo. I normally don't care for these types of games, but I seem to do well enough with God of War and Dante's Inferno for some reason.
Perfidious Sinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2010 10:15
Perfidious Sinn
You can totally play this game with one hand.

>_>
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