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Waiting for the [PROTOTYPE] demo before you give it a shot? FOOOOOOL!1!11!!
The Kojukinator | 3:38 PM on 07.13.2009 19 comments


Why are YOU not doing this yet?

So I've seen some chatter around the intertubes about Prototype, and how people think it's not blatantly better than inFAMOUS (proven to be a lie). But then I noticed that there are people who don't want to give it a chance because there is NO DEMO?!?! Do you SEE the above screenshot? Well, DO ya? Really, you still need a demo?

Ok, fine... let's for a moment ignore this blasphemy. I think I know exactly why there is no demo.

I'll be with you in a minute... I just need to get some info from this guy's brain matter!

The reason there is no demo, is because it would be so fucking awesome that you would play it for hours and hours, until you passed out from dehydration... and then you'd possibly die. OBVIOUSLY, this would lead to a "loss of sale". Hence, the move on the publisher's part to not release a demo.

So if you're still on the fence (like I was) then I implore you to at least RENT it or borrow it from a friend (actually, I just listened to my friend TALK about it and I had to buy it.... and we don't even like the same games!).

If you're still not convinced then you will never get to experience being an old lady capable of leaping from rooftop to rooftop, defeating tanks by kick-flipping city buses at them, and......taking down helicopters with a JUSTICE KICK!!



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Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 16:52
Bulkmailer
Prototype has been giving me a head ache recently. The shit is just sometimes too intense.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 17:00
Chris Carter
You heard it from Hoborg first folks: games aren't about fun anymore, just presentation.

Also, here's something to chew on: Killzone 2 looks better than Call of Duty 4: 360 or Halo 3.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 17:13
PhazonYoshi
Yeah. Prototype is awesome simply because it's awesome, and you can throw old ladies at tanks, or throw tanks at old ladies, or be an old lady throwing tanks at old men, or be an old man pushing around some young'uns, or just turn your arm into a fucking 3 foot long blade and cut somebody in half. Before running straight up a fucking wall.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 17:13
Daxelman
Here's another thing to chew on.

BlazBlue looks better than all of them.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 17:22
Joanna Mueller
"it would be so fucking awesome that you would play it for hours and hours, until you passed out from dehydration... and then you'd possibly die."

If I ever start an Ad company I'm hiring you. You cannot argue with such sound logic.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 17:23
adultswim810
prototype was lame...
The Kojukinator's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 17:29
The Kojukinator
@hoborg: I'm sorry, I missed the memo that mentioned "games = graphics." I was pretty sure that exclusively was reserved to screen-savers. But I suppose if you have no arms, or legs, or just any appendages I suppose, as well as missing ears... then yeah for you games = graphics.

But to the rest of us, it's not just about the graphics. And for the record, Prototype looks awesome. Sure, the detail is lacking when you stop and take a close look at things... but this game's mechanics are meant to have the player constantly in motion.

Honestly the technical achievement of this huge and populated city, with such fluid movement throughout, with no load times, and with such capacity for mayhem and destruction... is very impressive. This fact overshadows that obvious, which is that corners had to be cut in the "details" department in order to "make it happen" due to "technical restrictions".

Would you rather have had Prototype come out in 5 years when the hardware would be better? I'm GLAD it came out this year... and I'm ANTICI-FUCKING-PATING THE AWESOMENESS that will be this game's descendant in 5 years.

No regrets here... enjoy your inFAMOUS.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 17:37
Naim Master
@adultswin810
prototype is lame...
CORRECTED !
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 17:45
smurfee mcgee
It's pretty fun.
You should try Hoborg.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 17:46
Chris Carter
@Hoborg
"but I bought a 1000$ HDTV for a reason, to play the most graphically advanced awesomeness known to man."

Well, you better get to buyin' a PS3 then.
Drack48's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 18:15
Drack48
For the scale of what's on display it looks great.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 18:47
ParaParaKing
Prototype is pretty shitty. The controls are unresponsive and the gameplay is repetitive. Also it is really stupid, thaz you run around town murdering thousands of people and still the main character thinks he is the good guy.

Also no load times? There are load times before every mission.

In short: A bloody game isn't a good game.
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 22:49
DanMazkin
I enjoyed it. Sure, it's not game of the year, but I'm not exaggerating when i say that it made me laugh out loud at points because i was having that much fun.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 08:50
PhazonYoshi
@Hoborg, you're looking for as good graphics as you can possibly get... on a console? Good luck, mate.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 09:04
Char Aznable
This game is incredibly fun, straight up. Just running around and jumping between buildings has been enjoyable, let alone the aforementioned carnage.

It might be more of an extended rental than a purchase, but I picked it up for $40 on Amazon's Deal of the Day and plan on putting it on Goozex. I just don't see myself going through the trouble to track down this game's version of "agility orbs."
The Kojukinator's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 09:59
The Kojukinator
While I can appreciate Hoborg's enthusiasm for graphical awesomeness as MY tv costs three times more than his... I still think he has bad taste.

@ParaParaKing: unresponsive controls? I'm not sure what you're talking about. I play it on my 360, and it controls great. Even the button combos that some people find annoying like x+y or even x+b, I can pull of comfortably. But that's because I have mighty hands of awesomeness that can please most women unlike you... but to stay on topic, I'm not sure how grounded your complaint is.

Also, yes the loading times are there, but only during mission loads and they are rather brief because usually extra elements have to get loaded quickly and most of the time you find yourself in a new location. But, while traversing the city, there are no load times. This is exactly how GTA always worked, so I don't see anyone crying about it.

It's not only a bloody game, it's an amazing action game. If you failed to experience this, I'm sorry but you're missing out on the fun of gaming.

As always, thanks for the comments all :)
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