10. Team-killing

He's calling me names that aren't very nice
I'll give him a grenade, once or even twice

9. Strangers

I meet new people, but some of them suck
I page my friend "mute button" or controller, I'll chuck

8. Talking

My mic is just nifty, it keeps me in touch
"Don't leave the game. We're not winning... by much"

7. Friends

People you know who help you own
Too bad their game's full, go play all alone

6. Glitches

Make them pay by learning to cheat
"Taste my nuts and utter defeat!"

5. Taunts

You bested that man, but the body's still warm
Straddle his head and his face, you'll adorn
(excuse my yoda-ism, couldn't implement 'porn')

4. Winning with grace

"Good game..." you pause as a voice cuts in
"My moms a what?" let the next match begin!

3. Leaderboards

Winning in points and a good KD spread
Think you're hot stuff, try this gun instead

2. Flaming

Don't make excuses, it's only a game
STFUAJPG and stop being so lame

1. Your Mom

Shes impure, lustful, and been around the block
Her bodies been beaten and bed known to rock
Humbled and disgraced while knocked off her socks
I've been told many times that she loves the THANK YOU DESTRUCTOID!

<3 Chad