NOTE: Long story short: I don't have Photoshop right now. Hopefully my stand-ins work alright :)
This is what you've all been waiting for: the death knell for reviews full of dirty bias, horrendous unobjectivity and antiqu...
I used to be around a lot more back before I moved to Australia and started medicine, but I still love Dtoid and I try to stop by the front page/IRC/the forums whenever I get a chance. Hell, Iím skipping school and launderi...
NOTE: Normally I would not cross-post on my c-blog and on the other site I write for, but as this is something quite specific to Destructoid, I'm going to go ahead and post it. If people get really pissy then I can easily rem...
This article was originally written for NegativeGamer.com. Usually I wouldn't post anything from another site that I wrote, but here I just couldn't resist since this is such big news and all ;)
Note: I did this in a hurry s...
Dtoid card booster 16 is still coming, just be patient :)
Ever hear someone tell you that they wonít play a game because they donít think they can handle the pressure? Maybe you went to hand someone the controller and that...
Welcome to my wankfest! Consider this a fair warning: this post is all about how Dtoid has influenced me in the last year and my Dtoid related traveling. It includes the extreme overuse of the following words:
Iím going to keep the ball that Silver Dragon, Jesus H. Christ and Y0j1mb0 got rolling with another ď10 things you donít knowĒ c-blog. So if you care to get some insight to what makes me tick, by all means stick around!
I've put this up in the forums, but I wanted to share it with all of you that never leave the front page :)
Here are the major events that made up my evening:
Just another lame-ass day...
OMG! FORUMZ IZ BACK!...
GíDAY MATE. PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE EDITION
Not much to say intro-wise other than Iím slowly working on blogs in between moving to Australia, getting everything set-up for school and getting a place to stay, so thin...
I was going to include all of this stuff in my upcoming first birthday/Destructoid world tour (wherein the world consists of the UK, Canada, the US and Australia) wrap-up post, but once I had finished writing that thing it wa...
Tyra will be the first female president. She already has our childrens educations in mind.
When she takes over your internets THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE.
She cups the balls and sucks like a hoover.
She gives people free...
DESTRUCTOID CARDS: JOLLY SNOWFLAKE DAY EDITION
If you don't know what Snowflake day is, please educate yourself.
Anyways, I hope that everyone is enjoying the holidays as this will probably be the final holiday season befor...
Or for the lazy, here's all you really need to know about me summed up in one picture:
Now that that's done with, let's move onto the blog itself. This blog isn't going to contain any news. Like EVER. Like NEVER EVER FOREVER NEVER. I have no intention of doing anything other than posting original content (mostly just pictures that I make with my extremely limited photoshop skills along with original stories and whatnot). The bottom line is that I think that there are plenty of people doing editorial/reviewer style content already, and so instead of adding to the glut, I'll just stick to what I know:
Dicking around :D
Now enjoy... or DON'T!
My one year anniversary: I did a bunch of traveling and met a bunch of Dtoiders whilst doing so. Here's my one year anniversary/travel summary audio c-blog.
Other work: I also write for a site called Negative Gamer which was started by Wardrox. It's super cool and full of dinosaurs. RAWR!
I've made many a card for many a Dtoider after getting the idea from a forum thread in which Atheistium posted a template and a challenge. Currently I'm a little too busy with school/work/fighting enemies of truth and justice to make more, but I'll get another batch out eventually. Here are links to all my Dtoid card posts!