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Welcome Destructoid and sexual malcontents. I'm Andy, some of you will know me as such, or some will know me as "Grammar Nazi Bot 5000".
Either way, I'm a British gamer, hence my impeccable grammar and poor dental hygiene and yes, I do know the queen personally.
Now I know what you're thinking, does masturbating on an aeroplane make you a member of the mile high club? No, no it doesn't, just a wanker.

As an impoverished and un-employed 22 year old ex-student, you can imagine I do little with my time apart from playing video games and watching TV. However, if you made that assumption you would be completely wrong, for you have forgotten that all British people are James Bond-esque secret agents. So this blog and video gaming is obviously just my cover.

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You can reach me at;
Email: dukesnipez@hotmail.co.uk
MSN / Gtalk: dukesnipez@hotmail.co.uk
Or by calling MI6 Headquarters and asking for it's sexiest man of mystery and cupcakes.

- Andy Howells.

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WIN! SBK08 Superbike World Championship from me.
The Duke \| 4:35 AM on 08.20.2008	0 comments

Well my destructoid brethrin, I'm feeling charitable, nay, I'm feeling sexual. Either way, you have your chance to get your filthy mits upon my review copy of SBK08 for Xbox 360.
It is PAL regioned, so none of you dirty capitalist pigs (americans) should bother entering unless you enjoy having games you can't play.

I'm running a caption competition on TeamVVV.com, a website which gave me my first writing job and has been unable to get rid of me so far, head on over there to be in with a chance to win.

**CAPTION COMPETITION LINK**

The picture is this;

Winner will be announced next Tuesday when another contest will be unveiled to win a different game.
It's all completely free in case you're wondering, I'll post it to you out of my own cobweb and bat filled pockets much to my own displeasure, but as long as someone earns it by making me laugh, it's all worth it.

Head on over, what have you got to lose?

- Andy H

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