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Soul Calibur 4 Tech Comparison!
The Duke | 4:50 AM on 08.01.2008 14 comments


"Too much coffee man" was totally on to something with his comparison of PS3 and Xbox 360 versions, we're about to go through the looking glass here people, so pull your socks up, this could get dangerous!
Right ladies and gentlemen, lets get down to the nitty gritty! Comparing the 360 and PS3 Versions!

First up!





See, if you look really close, I mean REALLY close you can totally see a difference between the versions, now lets keep looking.



Right, hmm.



See I uh... right there look anti.... where was I?



Ah look right there, in the middle, see that haziness that's what you'll get with PS3! But on this next one you'll see 360 problems too!



Um, yeaaahh....



Same here, looks good upclose but zoom in and;



.....



Finally a woman with fully covered boobies, maybe I can concentrate! Right lets zoom in for a closer look;



See totally different on both consoles!



Lets check out vader.



Goddamn that's hot.


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ReclusiveSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 05:04
ReclusiveSpirit
Please keep me abreast on anything else you find on this topic.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 05:58
Qraze
boobies make boobies good
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 06:04
ParaParaKing
Epic.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 06:08
dephect
Ive looks like she needs a wash.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 06:49
nebones
:D
Aurvant's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 07:37
Aurvant
Damnit Duke! I was gonna do something like this but instead use 16-bit characters vs. 32-bit ones and have "tech comparisons".

But you used boobs, and therefore have trumped anything I would have made.
TheDespised's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:44
TheDespised
This blog just reminded me I need go fill my cars front tires up with air.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 09:33
Anus Mcphanus
I'm glad I'm not the only one who zooms in on boobs to..um.. compare them
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 09:39
SteamyV
This blog delivers.
naib's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 10:00
naib
/|\
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 10:06
Toneman
Must....not......fap.......







fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 10:26
king3vbo
At first I was like this


But then I was like this
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 11:32
TrailerParkJesus
Hmmm, the boobs get boobier when you zoom in. Imagine that.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 10:38
wilbo
vader never looked so good!
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