The DToid Illuminati. For years we’ve lurked in the shadows, controlling everything on DToid — the jokes, the memes, the various pronunciations for Samit's name — all were started by us. Hiding in our special circles using various front organizations such as The New Kids on the DToid, 'N DToid, Boyz II DToid and Color Me DToid, we keep in constant contact through super-secret emailers, completely hidden IRC chat rooms and undetectable Ventrilo servers. And through these conversational mediums, we masterminded everything you have ever done and ever will do on DToid.

But in this time of great conflict, we have decided to show ourselves and help because, well, it's hard to rule over something nobody wants to be a part of. We’ve also decided to change our name to The DToid Menudo because The DToid Illuminati isn’t good for public relations.

You may be skeptical and we do not blame you. And frankly, your skepticism works in our favor. But I will give you a few examples to show you what we are and what we have always been capable of.

- We installed Robert Summa as editor only to take it away from him just to win a 1 dollar bet between us and the Joystiq Freemasons after we all got drunk while watching Trading Places at a NWO party. Free at last, free at last. Good Lord almighty, free at last.

- We've known who the fuck Jim Sterling is all along.

- Luc Bernard is a DTM fabrication. After almost a year of blockbuster titles and artistic yet well made games, we made Eternity's Child to give Anthony Burch something to do.

- We gave Souja Boy the time potion to make the Mario in the suit go WHOOOOOOOOP. Tell 'em.

- We made you think that DToid is still a gaming community. Face on you, dummies.

If you have a questions you want answered such as “why am I not elite enough to join your group?” or anything pertaining to our power over you, please send them to TheDtoidMenudo [at] gmail.com and we will do our best to respond, make a copy of your email for archive purposes and assign you an I.D. tracking number.

And remember...