Since this is likely deleted/locked on the xbox forums by time I cut/paste it here, thought I'd include it in my blog at destructoid. Take it however you want it, but this is truly how xbl and it's forums are. If you don't know, you might not appreciate it. And if you do know, and still don't appreciate it, I'm not sorry for offending you.

Here's a little jingle for you xbox trolls out there, you know who you are... And it goes a lil something like this!

[On the first day of XBL,
MS gave to me
A full version of shitty Carcassone

On the second day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone

On the third day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone.

On the fourth day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Four mods corrupting,
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone.

On the fifth day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Five red rings of death,
Four mods corrupting,
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone.

On the sixth day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Six retard threads about a Halo 4,
Five red rings of death,
Four mods corrupting,
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone.

On the seventh day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Seven grammar whores a-losing,
Six retard threads about a Halo 4,
Five red rings of death,
Four mods corrupting,
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone.

On the eighth day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Eight morons quoting an OP,
Seven grammar whores a-losing,
Six retard threads about a Halo 4,
Five red rings of death,
Four mods corrupting,
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone.

On the ninth day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Nine people still playing Gears2 multiplayer,
Eight morons quoting OP,
Seven grammar whores a-losing,
Six retard threads about a Halo 4,
Five red rings of death,
Four mods corrupting,
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone.

On the tenth day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Ten threads asking "when will the maps be free?",
Nine people still playing Gears2 multiplayer,
Eight morons quoting OP,
Seven grammar whores a-losing,
Six retard threads about a Halo 4,
Five red rings of death,
Four mods corrupting,
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone.

On the eleventh day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Eleven no skilled Halo 3 montages,
Ten threads asking "when will the maps be free?",
Nine people still playing Gears2 multiplayer,
Eight morons quoting OP,
Seven grammar whores a-losing,
Six retard threads about a Halo 4,
Five red rings of death,
Four mods corrupting,
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone.

On the twelfth day of XBL,
MS gave to me
Twelve more trolls not accepting defeat, so they run to moderators,
Eleven no skilled Halo 3 montages,
Ten threads asking "when will the maps be free?",
Nine people still playing Gears2 multiplayer,
Eight morons quoting OP,
Seven grammar whores a-losing,
Six retard threads about a Halo 4,
Five red rings of death,
Four mods corrupting,
Three losers asking for a 1-month,
Two parents shot over Halo,
And a full version of shitty Carcassone!!!

And to anyone that isn't a part of this carol, Merry Christmas! May your xboxlive and forum experiences be full of one-minded sheep (or ants), bumped dead horse threads, moderators that put a comfort blanket over children that can't win an arguement, and most importantly, horrendous arguement "skills" of these juvenile peanuts that can put a Fox news panel to shame!

And remember kids, when you're losing an arguement and you report the person that's bashing your dense, de-volved skulls inside out... Reporting = "I lose". Hope you find a lump in your coinpurse for xmas.

~ OG

*hooks flamebait*... *reels you in*... And still no innoventive comebacks til this day! [;)]