Baby I know it’s been a while, but I was hoping we could pick up where we left off. You see Destructoid, I tried to call, I really did, but I’ve been in a rural area in Zambia for the last couple of mon...
SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH EDITION
Well it's been fun kids, but as of today I'm done making Destructoid cards. Unfortunately, I don't have much time, so the notes for these cards aren't going to be my usual extende...
<p>DESTRUCTOID CARDS: CARD HARDER WITH A VENGEANCE HD REMIX ALPHA EDITION The end is nigh! The afterthoughts at the bottom will explain precisely what that means. HEAVEN OR HELL! Booster Pack 11: The Workmeng Cometh ...
JUST BECAUSE GARFIELD HATES MONDAYS DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO BECAUSE SOMETIMES SOMONE WILL MAKE A FUNNY CARD OF YOU AND POST IT ON MONDAY THEREBY MAKING MONDAY SLIGHTLY BETTER UNLESS YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF THE CARD EDITION
LAZY SUNDAY EDITION
Since I've been busier lately, and my card making progress has been slowed significantly, I've made a decision about which cards I'm going to do before I take off on June 12th. To see what I'm talking abo...
LOOK, I DRINK WHILE PLAYING CARDS EDITION
If you're looking for the following:
- Information on how to play a drinking game with totally unmodified versions of the cards that I've put out.
-.rar files including the .psd a...
Sorry about not getting around to doing this yesterday, but there was an emergency. You see I had to go hang out with some friends and then get drunk and see Rush, which was bad-ass, but not exactly conducive to making cards ...
NO INTRO TO SEE HERE EDITION
Booster pack 7: Evil Passionate Electric Snow: Perfect
Gynecologist Cobra card notes: Oh for fucks sake. I'm going to make this easier on myself by making a story out of it.
Once upon a time ...
FUCK ME, IT'S THE BIGGEST ONE YET EDITION
This pack has 8 cards in it, and there's a good reason for that. With all of the cards in this pack I'll have officially posted cards for 50 people! It may or may not be a halfway po...
SUPER SPECIAL BIRTHDAY EDITION
I'm back with a brand new set of cards and an ass that just won't quit: my own. Now because it's DJ Duffy's birthday, I figured it would be a good time to do a remix of her card. So at the end ...
Ever since I started doing the Destructoid cards en mass, people have been asking how you actually USE them, and this is the part where I have to break some bad news to you.
You can't use them to play any game that I know of...
PRE COMBO-BREAKER EDITION
Quick intro: for those of you wondering "how the hell do I play this crazy ass card game?" and "why does it itch down there?" I'll be posting a blog tomorrow talking about it rather than putting up ...
Or for the lazy, here's all you really need to know about me summed up in one picture:
Now that that's done with, let's move onto the blog itself. This blog isn't going to contain any news. Like EVER. Like NEVER EVER FOREVER NEVER. I have no intention of doing anything other than posting original content (mostly just pictures that I make with my extremely limited photoshop skills along with original stories and whatnot). The bottom line is that I think that there are plenty of people doing editorial/reviewer style content already, and so instead of adding to the glut, I'll just stick to what I know:
Dicking around :D
Now enjoy... or DON'T!
My one year anniversary: I did a bunch of traveling and met a bunch of Dtoiders whilst doing so. Here's my one year anniversary/travel summary audio c-blog.
Other work: I also write for a site called Negative Gamer which was started by Wardrox. It's super cool and full of dinosaurs. RAWR!
I've made many a card for many a Dtoider after getting the idea from a forum thread in which Atheistium posted a template and a challenge. Currently I'm a little too busy with school/work/fighting enemies of truth and justice to make more, but I'll get another batch out eventually. Here are links to all my Dtoid card posts!