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Motion Control: Do it right

If there's one topic that's encouraged more bile and hatred from the 'core' gaming community, then it somehow managed to escape me. For better or worse, motion control seems to be a sore subject: a throbbing cock at a chris...


Freedom: In which I fail

It's been suggested around my household, from time-to-time, that as a child I may have been considered to have ADHD. It's always played for laughs, but there's enough evidence to suggest it: my lack of any real, definable '...


Street Fighter: The World Warriors

The World Warriors: The Everlasting aesthetic quality of the original Street Fighters In an age before FMV sequences and dialogue heavy cut-scenes, game designers faced greater challenges in order to express the personalit...


Good Friday Crucifixtion Special!

Is it just me, or is Sonic in every game that comes out now? In a 3-week period, he's managed to get his whorey old arse into the same amount of games: Smash Bros, Sega Superstars Tennis and Sonic Riders Zero Gravity. I think...


The REAL Umbrella Chronicles

If any of you have played Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles for the Wii, you probably feel a little cheated. There you were, expecting a game detailing one mans journey into madness and excessive gaming as a result of ...


Combat, Comaraderie, Cash........Cocks?

Army of Two is a funny one isn't it? Held back from the Christmas 2007 onslaught for 'extra polish' one could be forgiven for forgetting it even existed. A smart move on the part of EA, or should they have gotten in while the...


Padthrowers Anonymous

Call Of Duty 4 (on Veteran) It may come as a surprise to some of you, but I never spent much time playing videogames as a child. I was an active sort, never particularly good at sport, but always outside trying nonetheles...


Ghandi's favourite crisps.

Gametrailers interviewed Tetsuya Miziguchi and just asked him some bog standard questions. I'm offended; you get to interview one of the most interesting creative directors of the past two decades, and this is the best you ca...


About The Faux-Botone of us since 4:08 PM on 07.19.2007

I like to write about videogames and record podcasts. The end result of all of my nonsense is a gestating entity known as madgearsolid.com

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