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The Duke

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The FEAR: Adventures In Xbox 360 Cleaning.

I doubt I'm the first person, or the last for that matter, that will suffer from Xbox 360 problems other than having 3 red rings staring them in their horrified faces. Possibly the most annoying error of these is the constant...


New Far Cry 2 and Red Alert 3 Trailers: GC2008.

Fresh from the GC in Leipzig oven comes a new Far Cry 2 trailer. Gotta say it looks almost as sexy as you Dtoid. Red Alert 3 character introductions, I didn't know so many of these actors were in it. Okay Gemma Atkinson is hotter than Dtoid, sorry guys. - Andy H


Thailand bans Grand Theft Auto IV

In response to the murder of a taxi driver, GTA 4 has been banned across Thailand and is being pulled from shelves all over the country. According to Captain Veerarit Pipatanasak of the Bangkok police; "[the murderer] wanted...


Battlefield Bad Company Review.

Yes, the game has been out a little while but I've only just got round to penning out my impressions and a review. Hope you enjoy and find it useful if you still haven't tried/bought the game. -------------------------------...


Soul Calibur 4 Tech Comparison!

"Too much coffee man" was totally on to something with his comparison of PS3 and Xbox 360 versions, we're about to go through the looking glass here people, so pull your socks up, this could get dangerous! Right ladies and ge...


When did we become the Beta Testers???

Once upon a time a gamer would be able to go to their favourite games store, to buy the games of their gaming desires and play a game that was a game they wanted. That game would be exactly as was promised, excellent, fulfill...


E3 '08 Sony Press Conference Round Up.

With the other two consoles' press conferences finished, it was up to Sony to bring us home, literally. It began with announcements of figures and features and strangely entered into the area of PlayStation 2, which mentioned...


Sixty, 360.

Article from IGN.COM New 60 GB Xbox 360 Announced The new model will replace the discounted Pro. by Ryan Geddes US, July 13, 2008 - It's official. The Xbox 360 Pro model is now $299 and is being phased out in favor of a new ...


About The Dukeone of us since 5:37 PM on 06.15.2008

Welcome Destructoid and sexual malcontents. I'm Andy, some of you will know me as such, or some will know me as "Grammar Nazi Bot 5000".
Either way, I'm a British gamer, hence my impeccable grammar and poor dental hygiene and yes, I do know the queen personally.
Now I know what you're thinking, does masturbating on an aeroplane make you a member of the mile high club? No, no it doesn't, just a wanker.

As an impoverished and un-employed 22 year old ex-student, you can imagine I do little with my time apart from playing video games and watching TV. However, if you made that assumption you would be completely wrong, for you have forgotten that all British people are James Bond-esque secret agents. So this blog and video gaming is obviously just my cover.

: Writer
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You can reach me at;
Email: [email protected]
MSN / Gtalk: [email protected]
Or by calling MI6 Headquarters and asking for it's sexiest man of mystery and cupcakes.

- Andy Howells.


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