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9:56 AM on 01.15.2009

Leaked Star Wars Battlefront 3 footage

This blog actually sucks, but after watching this video over Kotaku I couldn`t stop myself from posting it here.
Free Radical took 3 games I really, really, really wanted to play.   read

7:26 PM on 11.27.2008

Pointless blog is pointless but that┤s still the most amazing cake I have ever seen

Surfing Kotaku I came across with the most amazing piece of food I have seen in my entire life.
A Mario Galaxy Cake:

That shit is amazing!!!!

It┤s a bunch of differnet moving cakes.
The fucking cake is spinning!

And there┤s a Mario flying around!

And Koopa fucking moves!

I would cry before cutting that cake.

Also video:

And link:

And this blog is shit, and Portal jokes are crap.
Also I hate my job.   read

7:37 AM on 11.14.2008

Happy Birthday Mr.Workmengs

Did I miss a memo or something?
Usually we celebrate DTOID members birthdays with a CBLOG full of happy birthdyas.
And since today it┤s Mr.Workman┤s birthday (well at least according to Facebook wich never lies).

HAPPY 100 YEARS RON!!!!!!!
You┤ve always been a champ


8:53 AM on 11.03.2008

Penny Arcade nailed it today

If you haven┤t visited today┤s comic, here it is:

I really laughed hard on this one.
Reminds me off when I first played MArio 64, and I am pretty sure Mirror┤s Edge will make me feel exactly like that.   read

10:27 PM on 09.23.2008

Shortblog is short: There Will Be Brawl

Shotblog is gonna be short

Great video, looking forward for the next one, and holy shit ending was awesome.   read

9:26 PM on 08.05.2008

Little, really little Dissidia and Kingdom Hearts Footage

Browsing through Kotaku I found this IGN video where they show some footage of the Square Enix party.
And between all the non important footage you can see a little bit of Final Fantasy Dissidia, of Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days and Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep.
And since I am a huge, huge, Kingdom Hearts fan I couldn┬┤t resist myself from posting the video:
[embed]98364:13680[/embed]   read

2:26 AM on 07.31.2008

I make the Halo cardboard armour kid cry to sleep at night

This kid, will cry to sleep to sleep every night after watching my epic carboard mastery.

I spend 3 days cutting, and pasting, and thinking how do hell I am supposed to create a costume made of cardboard.

But I did it!

I grabbed my wetsuit, my old snowboarding gloves, my light sbaer, and my cardboard crafted armor plate, shoulders, helmet, and chest thinggie.


12:04 AM on 07.16.2008

Teta┬┤s E3 2009 Predictions (sorta NSFW)

After reading Shipero┬┤s E3 2009 predictions, I thought to myself: Hmmm, he┬┤s so right.
But, thinking a little bit about it, i must conclude that he missed the biggest announce of all the announces ever announced.

Yes, he missed the announcement that every gamer, that every blog reader, that every single man and women who ever heard of E3 around the interwebs want to hear.
It┬┤s so simple, and still no one talks too much about it.
What announcement has been missing for two whole years?


Yes, E3 2009 will bring the Booth babes back and everyone will be happy.

Microsoft will announce better hardware and will have big chested women with red rings of death over her nipples, making an analogy on how fake those tits and those rrod┬┤s are.

Sony will have asian booth babes cause everyone love those for a strange reason.

Nintendo will have booth babes with cat ears and they will announce their new perfect chat with no voice option and everyone will forget that because of the cat ears.

Asses will be touched.

Photos with Niero will be taken.

And cups, socks and toilets will be filled with E3 happiness.

4:11 PM on 07.13.2008

DTOID shirts in my Rock Bands

So, I was bored today and decided to try the Add art feature in Rock Band.
And what better thing to draw that some Destructoid in there, and even better if it┬┤s stuff you want but you can┬┤t get (sounds like the real purpose of video games right there).

I know people have been doing this for a long, long, long ,long, long time (i can┬┤t find Electro Lemon┬┤s or the Unicorn Daeth Foetus ones).

I created 2 shirts, the robot face one, and the Also Cocks one, and in the process I learned you can only have 24 layers, so the Also Cocks is not as great as I imagined it.
Shirt in process

DTOID head



10:21 PM on 07.05.2008


Tonight I decided to join the MGO match games and have some fun with the DTOID community, this is my recap...


10:21 PM on 06.29.2008

Teta fixes some Destructoid drawings

My last drawing had some people missing, and since paper can hold anything, i just drew then with a help of Electr...Gynecologist Cobra.

Did I miss someone this time?

Also, shitty photos of final drawing:
Tres   read

7:38 PM on 06.29.2008

Teta draws some Destructoid 14

So, it┬┤s been almost 2 weeks since I drew something...
But I was in a really bad mood. Like really bad.

This Friday I was drawing on my work papers (as always) and came with a idea I couldn┬┤t refuse to draw this week.

Not the usual I draw someone video, this is like a group shot, so after checking the Staff members once again i proceeded to draw:

Again, sorry for not drawing you Nick, Orcist, Jonathan, Mike and Justin. I just went over and over again in my mind, trying to find something that represented you and I just couldn┬┤t, next time I promise.

Someone with more talent like Rockvillian should make something like this but with the DTOID community.

Oh and Qais link is not working, it forwards you to Orcist┬┤s posts.

Photos of the final drawing (really bad quality)
Photo 1
Photo 2
Photo 3   read

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