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DTOID paper models
Teta | 12:13 AM on 10.03.2007 15 comments


Ever wanted to have cool DTOID toys to throw around, shine your desk, anal rape Barbies, or eat?

Now it´s YOUR chance to have them.

Teta found a way to create them, so he spend too many hours on the computer, cause he fucking sucks with his mouse (i blame Suma!).

After hours of creation, porn and masturbation, he finally gave birth to:
DTOID paper model


and..
sexy NIEROTOID model


Electro lemon I am so happy i am gonna take off mah clothes


Dumb kid But teta what the fuck is that shit?

Those are paper models.

Dumb kid And those are for

Print, cut, paste and look cause it´s paper and it destroys with human touch.

Dumb Kid And how do i make them?

Click on the image, go to the bottom and click on PRINT

Then, grab a box of tools containing: Scissors, glue, a hammer, band aids, tampons, bananas, and a monkey.

Cut, paste and FINITO! Sexines on your hands, or hair, face, carpet and penis cause your name is Ralph Wiggum


Remember kids, eating glue is a NO NO.




Tomorrow it´s printing time for me, and i will post pictures.
Sorry for my crappy english, i haven´t slept very mush.
ALSO COCKS

ps. Electro lemon, virtual girl, if you don´t want your photos on my crappy post tell me, i´ll delete them.



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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12
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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 01:03
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Holy shit, win!
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 01:16
JLanphear
Fucking amazing.
nexium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 01:20
nexium
I LOVE PAPER MODELS especially when they are made of WIN
Giant Reggie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 04:19
Giant Reggie
i'll make one tomorrow.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 07:16
nademagnet
WE PRINT D-TOIDS!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 07:20
Maurice Tan
Wow, someone send this as a papercraft tip to Kotaku!

Nice work meng.
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 08:40
Hoygeit
That is insanely cool. Well done!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 09:35
Teta
Thanks.

My printer is out of ink and the work´s printer isn´t priniting this.
`´ll have to wait to post some pictures.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 09:45
Snaileb
What an awesome community. Who the hell could think of paper models of a gaming blog's mascot? No one. Except awesome people.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 10:21
Cowzilla3
Extremely fantastic to the tenth degree.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2007 16:26
Joe Burling
I only stopped in to tell you that I love your avatar, but I stayed for the win.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/04/2007 07:47
Teta
Whaa.. looks like the page is down :S
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