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10 things you don't know about boobs
Teta | 6:42 PM on 02.01.2009 24 comments


1. They don't really bounce as you see in my avatar...
Wait what?...


Well, since this community rocks, and we are all in love and in a sharing mood, I'll share my 10 things with you...

10. I am a psychologist with an artist heart
Well yeah, I already graduated from psyochology and I am "working" on my thesis for my degree.
But, since I was a really shy boy, with no brothers or sisters to play with, I developed this drawing when I am bored thing, and it never stoped.
I really wanted to be a comic artist when I was young, but it faded away. I never felt I was talented drawing, I just enjoy doing it.
Also, my camera is broken and that's why I stopped doing the videos.

9. 99% of the people think I am a drug addict
And I don't do drugs. I am sure my parents where/are the drug addicts and they really abussed them when I was growing in my mom's uterus, and that`s why I am a bit insane.
Since when acting childish and different start being an indicator if drug addiction?

8. I was fat in school and that's how I got my Internet handle
Yeah I was fat in school, and I had man boobs. That's why the oterh kids in school started calling me Teta (boob in spanish). With the years and constant hearing I developed love for the nickname.

7. I am gay for anything Star Wars related
Yep, Star Wars geek. I am also gay for anything Stitch related, Stitch from Lilo&Stitch.
So yeah, I owned Star Wars "Mario Kart" game for the PS1. And enjoyed it.

6. I am actually ashamed of my bouncing boobs avatar
Yeah, I am actually ashamed of them. But they represent my name so well that I can't change them.

5. I cannot catch anything in the air
I am the most clumsy guy ever. As Niero stated in his 10 things... even if my life depended on catching something in mid air, I just won't be able to catch it, Not a pencil, or ball, or elephant in mid air. I just won't be able.
But I do love action sports, I love surfing and I actually spend all my money playing paintball regulary. I am not good, but I love doing it.

4. I am pretty sure I am a better person when I am drunk
And if I am not, I still preffer being drunk.

3. I still own my Atari
Yes, it is my grandmothers Atari, my first console was a NES. But I managed to put the Atari in a bag, and it's somewhere in my garage.

2. I still can't beat Super Mario Bros 1
And I always wanted to, but I get frustrated really qiuck.
Stupid Koopa and his stupid axes and bridges and fire and lava.

1. Sugar and cinnamon are the reasons why I live every day
Yes, I am sugar addict. If I don't eat sweet or candy I turn really cranky, really quick.
Maybe this is why I enjoy so much playing video games and why people think I am always in drugs, since I am in a constant sugar rush and there isn't something better than smashing buttons in front of a TV when you have a sugar rush.

And I love this community, like a lot.



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Knives's Destructoid Blog
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits ve a PAX!!!
Teta's Destructoid Blog
Fact number..
11. I would kill to got to PAX, but I live in a third world country and I am poor.
I work my ass really hard to pay for my stuff, and I am really trying to safe enough moeny to handdle a PAX trip.
Velt's Destructoid Blog
ņaca ņaca... cool dude. I dont like psyochology but I will make an exception for you (I have this awesome story about psiquiatras and psicologos but I will save it up for some sunny day).
seigfreid's Destructoid Blog
I might prefer going to Peru over PAX. Probably not but I have tons of family there and my uncle ( more like grandpa uncle or whatever) owns the biggest paint store in Lima and also coached the Peruvian ping-pong team that went to the olympics
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
You're ashamed of your avatar? Hahahahaha, I love your avatar!
Teta's Destructoid Blog
VELT, psychiatrists and psychologists will always hate each other.
It`s a never ending war, like the magi war.
Stella Wong's Destructoid Blog
ahah i think your avatar rules.
Haxan's Destructoid Blog
I can't begin to imagine you fat. You're so damn skinny, yo.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Damn I really want you to come to PAX so we can share some Tequila hombre.

Time for a community bake sale or something to help you out meng!!
B-Radicate's Destructoid Blog
The only thing better than a viking helmet and sword is an inflatable viking helmet and sword.

Also, boobs.
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
I am totally going to test out #5 thoroughly if I ever meet you. Brace yourself
nukka jdav's Destructoid Blog
I've gone my whole life with that "naturally high" look. Sigh...
blehman's Destructoid Blog
<3 Teta!
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
That is the awesomest picture in the world.
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
Shame about your camera, did someone toss it to you and you couldn't catch it? :)
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
I loooooooooooove candy
lastSKYsamurai's Destructoid Blog
Your Boobs bounce so Hard...... It's Hypnotic.
lastSKYsamurai's Destructoid Blog
Your Boobs bounce so Hard...... It's Hypnotic.
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
@ number 5: I always pussy out when the ball or whatever gets to my fingers
Gyrael's Destructoid Blog
I get the drugs thing sometimes to from some friends, but they say it jokingly. I guess we're just awesome like that.
Drach's Destructoid Blog
I don't think those Neon Lights would taste very good. Also: remember to unplug it before you eat it.
RiotMonster's Destructoid Blog
Omfg you're Mexican!! *Gasp*

lol jk.. Interesting stuff.. Late comment is late.
Altair78's Destructoid Blog
late comment is REALLY late...

Plus I try to add my avatar wherever Teta's avatar is. It just makes sense.
Chibicon's Destructoid Blog
@altair78

Late comment mood too.

Dude, first your avatar rlz! BTW, I've seen tits bounce like that in real life.

Second, Peru is a really nice country to visit... too bad our countries don't get along very well (Chile, if you're wondering).


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