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I have a new obsession: My brain
 by Teta on 05.15.2008      11 comments





For the last two weeks thereīs one game that have been around my mind all day long.
No, itīs not GTA and his mass murdering and crazy driving. Itīs not a black and white game that uses Ash from the Evil Dead Trilogy. Itīs not me, being a wacko with some plastic guitar and a noisy plastic drum set.

NO!
Itīs a stupid Facebook game.
F-A-C-E-fucking-B-O-O-K game.


But why do I sound angry and obsessed with this game?
Well, itīs because the game is plain simple, too simple if you ask me.
You have to complete 4 tests:
1st Analyze: You either count falling blocks or choose wich figure is heavier.
2nd Math: You either complete the math operation, or fill in the missing simbol.
3rd Memory: Traditional memory cards or remember de sequence.
4th Visual processing: You choose the correct missing piece for the jigsaw or click on some asteriods with numbers.

After that, they give you score and a figure that matches the size of your brain.
There is no Rocket Science.


So, it only shows you a score, why scream, and throw your mouse all over the place?
Because then you are compared to your friends, or country or World. Yes, you are compared, they show you who can count faster than you, or sum faster.
They tell you you are inferior, and retarded, and you canīt see that the rabbit is heavier, but your friend can. Oh yeah, he can say 1+1=2 faster than you, while he is eating something and pointing his finger and laughing at you.

I just canīt stand being 5th, I canīt.
I tasted the sweet glory of being 1st for some weeks between my friends, and now I am 5th and canīt stand it.


Go, add that application on Facebook and feel my obsession. Feel the pain and burn that I am feeling.

Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and see if the rabbit is heavier than the fox and rhino.
Teta draws some Destructoid 9
 by Teta on 05.04.2008      15 comments




So last week I didnīt draw anything, cause I was in a real bad mood.
Thatīs why this week I draw for you, and more than usual.

First:
Some old guy that used to have a beard:


Also, I love you Hamza.

And this week was Phoenix Bloodīs b-day, so I decided to try a full body picture. And FAILED at it:


Hope you enjoyed it.
<3
Letīs make another GTAIV cblog post
 by Teta on 05.02.2008      15 comments




Itīs 4:13 in Peru, and I have a lot of trouble sleeping.
Somehow I managed to grab a pencil and drew something I have been reading all day long, GTAIV.

Also, I need a scanner so I can get clear images and not messy gray pcitures with my shitty camera.

I need to sleep too.

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Penny Arcade TV - Do you have a lot of free time?
 by Teta on 04.30.2008      2 comments




Gabe didnīt upload his videos last week, but today I found 2 of his videos up there.
So grab something to drink, a videogame, maybe work, idk but there is a lot of footage if you have a lot of free time:




(Hopefully videos are uploded right since my computer at work is really slow and I am having trouble alt-tabbing through pages).

Also, I have thursday and Friday free so I am gonna draw Destructoid and catch up from last week.

I feel my English is terrible today.
Video Games Developers Conference 1979
 by Teta on 04.22.2008      1 comments




Letīs get this 2x combo multiplier for FAIL cblog posts
Acids are good children, they make you rich.
Penny Arcade TV - do you have 1:30 hrs?
 by Teta on 04.22.2008      3 comments




Looks like this is going to be a regular thing.
At least for a while like his blog art:


Grab some food, turn on some games, or work like I am doing right now.


I really enjoy watching him draw, itīs really amazing how he can control the pressure thinggie in his wacom to create those lines.

Also Pooh

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Teta draws some Destructoid 8
 by Teta on 04.20.2008      17 comments




This week, after fighting with my laziness and my hangover, I finally finished drawing.
For my favorite hat maker on the whole internet:


Also, I canīt believe I am enjoying again a FF.
After playing FF X and X2, my love for the genre disappeared. But, this week I bought a PSP and decided to give Crisis Core a try.
Itīs a solid game, itīs not perfect, but I am having fun.
Thanks Rio and Tazar for sounding so excited on stickam, it have been a good inversion.
Finished playing? Like Penny Arcade? Do you have 1:30hrs? Then click
 by Teta on 04.19.2008      6 comments




First of all, I am a big Penny Arcade fan.
I donīt care if it doesnīt make me laugh, or if Tycho is bald, or the fact Gabe likes horrible music. I really, really like the art, the way he draws and inks and colors.
And if you have watched my videos, they somehow have a little bit of his art.
Yeah I try to emulate or copy him, since I am no artist the only way I found to learn drawing was copying art styles.

So this video really amazes me since itīs him drawing, grab a soda, put it on the background and chat for a while cause itīs really long.



Also Fruit Fucker
Cancun Night One: The real teaser
 by Teta on 04.18.2008      12 comments




Blindsidedork`s post was a shop.
Everybody knows Jim was really Mario.


Also, i`m really bored at work.

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Itīs my birthday and I make shitty cblogs if I want to...
 by Teta on 04.14.2008      53 comments




with FAIL content
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I introduced myself a while ago, iīm not doing it twice

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