Soooooo...........

Who missed this horrilbe blog, with horrible english and horrible drawings?


Kids, I proudly present you tonight your favorite felatio loving Shark!





Hope you enjoyed it.

I have been having this problem for months, and I am asking your help ppl.
I just canīt surf DTOID cause it`s all messed up in my browser, and I have no clue how to fix it.
So it`s not that the bouncing tits quit, it`s that he can`t fucking stand to browse a broken webpage.

Any clue how to fix this shit?


Thanks
Teta

1. They don't really bounce as you see in my avatar...
Wait what?...


Well, since this community rocks, and we are all in love and in a sharing mood, I'll share my 10 things with you...

10. I am a psychologist with an artist heart
Well yeah, I already graduated from psyochology and I am "working" on my thesis for my degree.
But, since I was a really shy boy, with no brothers or sisters to play with, I developed this drawing when I am bored thing, and it never stoped.
I really wanted to be a comic artist when I was young, but it faded away. I never felt I was talented drawing, I just enjoy doing it.
Also, my camera is broken and that's why I stopped doing the videos.

9. 99% of the people think I am a drug addict
And I don't do drugs. I am sure my parents where/are the drug addicts and they really abussed them when I was growing in my mom's uterus, and that`s why I am a bit insane.
Since when acting childish and different start being an indicator if drug addiction?

8. I was fat in school and that's how I got my Internet handle
Yeah I was fat in school, and I had man boobs. That's why the oterh kids in school started calling me Teta (boob in spanish). With the years and constant hearing I developed love for the nickname.

7. I am gay for anything Star Wars related
Yep, Star Wars geek. I am also gay for anything Stitch related, Stitch from Lilo&Stitch.
So yeah, I owned Star Wars "Mario Kart" game for the PS1. And enjoyed it.

6. I am actually ashamed of my bouncing boobs avatar
Yeah, I am actually ashamed of them. But they represent my name so well that I can't change them.

5. I cannot catch anything in the air
I am the most clumsy guy ever. As Niero stated in his 10 things... even if my life depended on catching something in mid air, I just won't be able to catch it, Not a pencil, or ball, or elephant in mid air. I just won't be able.
But I do love action sports, I love surfing and I actually spend all my money playing paintball regulary. I am not good, but I love doing it.

4. I am pretty sure I am a better person when I am drunk
And if I am not, I still preffer being drunk.

3. I still own my Atari
Yes, it is my grandmothers Atari, my first console was a NES. But I managed to put the Atari in a bag, and it's somewhere in my garage.

2. I still can't beat Super Mario Bros 1
And I always wanted to, but I get frustrated really qiuck.
Stupid Koopa and his stupid axes and bridges and fire and lava.

1. Sugar and cinnamon are the reasons why I live every day
Yes, I am sugar addict. If I don't eat sweet or candy I turn really cranky, really quick.
Maybe this is why I enjoy so much playing video games and why people think I am always in drugs, since I am in a constant sugar rush and there isn't something better than smashing buttons in front of a TV when you have a sugar rush.

And I love this community, like a lot.

I`m still sick at home, dreaming of playing SW:Battlefront 3, and those bastards over Kotaku have posted 2 images of a plot twist, involving Obi Wan as a sith.

My pijama`s just can`t take that amount of awesome in 2 pictures:



OMG I want that game so bad.

Source: Kotaku

I also came across some bad news, quoting spong.com:
"Speaking to SPOnG, an ex-employee of Free Radical has confirmed that the leaked Star Wars: Battlefront III footage is genuine, but that crucial technology developed for the game is unlikely to make it into the final code.

The former employee, who wishes to be known only as Thomas Dudenaughty, told SPOnG, "It's genuine. However, it's my understanding that the game's been passed to a new developer, but the tech that allowed you to fly from the ground, to air, to orbit, to space dies with Free Radical's involvement. The new developer will be making it a cutscene every time you want to transition from ground to space."

We were told that the game mechanic would have offered "complete freedom"."

Thanks for killing my boner Free Radical :(

This blog actually sucks, but after watching this video over Kotaku I couldn`t stop myself from posting it here.

Free Radical took 3 games I really, really, really wanted to play.

Surfing Kotaku I came across with the most amazing piece of food I have seen in my entire life.
A Mario Galaxy Cake:

That shit is amazing!!!!

Itīs a bunch of differnet moving cakes.
The fucking cake is spinning!


And thereīs a Mario flying around!


And Koopa fucking moves!


I would cry before cutting that cake.


Also video:


And link:
http://www.willyliliana.com/

And this blog is shit, and Portal jokes are crap.
Also I hate my job.