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3:26 PM on 04.24.2011

Pokestories with guest star: Mikey

I was bored and decided to battle Mikey on Pokemon the other day.
This is a little recap on how I remember the battle folded.

Lack of art is my fault, lack of correct use of english grammar is my fault too, lack of your interest on my story and drawing is because you are all going to hell.

I made this on my DS with the Colours application.

The battle folded like this:
We both first stood looking like idiots since the game shows the same image for both trainers...

We threw our pokeballs...

And Mikey sent his Emolga named Kyle...

Cool little Batman Pokemon...

I sent my Garschomp named Hairy Arms (no pun intended)...

Kyle peed on his Batman briefs...

Mikey withdrew his emolga...

And sent Tavion, his red crocodile with cool shades...

I used Earthquake...

And well..

He died... fainted.. whatever...

Then Mikey tweeted me something like FUCK!...

And decided to bring his A game...

A beautifull Charizard named Anakin...

So I sent...

My shiny Darmanitan...

Mikey decided to play dirty...

And destroyed the shiny pokemon with 1 hit...

I cursed in spanish...

And Hairy Arms did his magic, with ear bitting and everything...

So Mikey was stuck with his Emolga...

Sent him...

And well rock beats scissors and flying pokemon...

Poor old Kyle had to replace his teeth after that hit...

Hairy Arms roared...

And I claimed victory as a good pokemon trainer, taking my clothes off and stepping on my defeated opponent...

If this story pleased you, then post some ideas and add me on Pokemon so I can battle and create a story about it.
It may take me some weeks.

Also, anyone has a Mudkip and Snorlax that doesnīt want?   read

6:30 PM on 11.13.2010

So Teta has now a 360

And he needs friends to play Halo with.

Also Holmes made me buy Super Meat Boy and it's a blast.

Ehm... I miss old DTOID.

Also Boobs


1:10 AM on 07.31.2009

Teta draws some destructoid... OH SHIT IS A SHARK


Who missed this horrilbe blog, with horrible english and horrible drawings?

Kids, I proudly present you tonight your favorite felatio loving Shark!


Hope you enjoyed it.   read

12:17 AM on 05.21.2009

This is a FAILblog but still I need help

I have been having this problem for months, and I am asking your help ppl.
I just canīt surf DTOID cause it`s all messed up in my browser, and I have no clue how to fix it.
So it`s not that the bouncing tits quit, it`s that he can`t fucking stand to browse a broken webpage.

Any clue how to fix this shit?

Teta   read

6:42 PM on 02.01.2009

10 things you don't know about boobs

1. They don't really bounce as you see in my avatar...
Wait what?...

Well, since this community rocks, and we are all in love and in a sharing mood, I'll share my 10 things with you...

10. I am a psychologist with an artist heart
Well yeah, I already graduated from psyochology and I am "working" on my thesis for my degree.
But, since I was a really shy boy, with no brothers or sisters to play with, I developed this drawing when I am bored thing, and it never stoped.
I really wanted to be a comic artist when I was young, but it faded away. I never felt I was talented drawing, I just enjoy doing it.
Also, my camera is broken and that's why I stopped doing the videos.

9. 99% of the people think I am a drug addict
And I don't do drugs. I am sure my parents where/are the drug addicts and they really abussed them when I was growing in my mom's uterus, and that`s why I am a bit insane.
Since when acting childish and different start being an indicator if drug addiction?

8. I was fat in school and that's how I got my Internet handle
Yeah I was fat in school, and I had man boobs. That's why the oterh kids in school started calling me Teta (boob in spanish). With the years and constant hearing I developed love for the nickname.

7. I am gay for anything Star Wars related
Yep, Star Wars geek. I am also gay for anything Stitch related, Stitch from Lilo&Stitch.
So yeah, I owned Star Wars "Mario Kart" game for the PS1. And enjoyed it.

6. I am actually ashamed of my bouncing boobs avatar
Yeah, I am actually ashamed of them. But they represent my name so well that I can't change them.

5. I cannot catch anything in the air
I am the most clumsy guy ever. As Niero stated in his 10 things... even if my life depended on catching something in mid air, I just won't be able to catch it, Not a pencil, or ball, or elephant in mid air. I just won't be able.
But I do love action sports, I love surfing and I actually spend all my money playing paintball regulary. I am not good, but I love doing it.

4. I am pretty sure I am a better person when I am drunk
And if I am not, I still preffer being drunk.

3. I still own my Atari
Yes, it is my grandmothers Atari, my first console was a NES. But I managed to put the Atari in a bag, and it's somewhere in my garage.

2. I still can't beat Super Mario Bros 1
And I always wanted to, but I get frustrated really qiuck.
Stupid Koopa and his stupid axes and bridges and fire and lava.

1. Sugar and cinnamon are the reasons why I live every day
Yes, I am sugar addict. If I don't eat sweet or candy I turn really cranky, really quick.
Maybe this is why I enjoy so much playing video games and why people think I am always in drugs, since I am in a constant sugar rush and there isn't something better than smashing buttons in front of a TV when you have a sugar rush.

And I love this community, like a lot.   read

1:11 PM on 01.16.2009

Let`s get the hype going: Darth Obi Wan and some other bad news

I`m still sick at home, dreaming of playing SW:Battlefront 3, and those bastards over Kotaku have posted 2 images of a plot twist, involving Obi Wan as a sith.

My pijama`s just can`t take that amount of awesome in 2 pictures:

OMG I want that game so bad.

Source: Kotaku

I also came across some bad news, quoting
"Speaking to SPOnG, an ex-employee of Free Radical has confirmed that the leaked Star Wars: Battlefront III footage is genuine, but that crucial technology developed for the game is unlikely to make it into the final code.

The former employee, who wishes to be known only as Thomas Dudenaughty, told SPOnG, "It's genuine. However, it's my understanding that the game's been passed to a new developer, but the tech that allowed you to fly from the ground, to air, to orbit, to space dies with Free Radical's involvement. The new developer will be making it a cutscene every time you want to transition from ground to space."

We were told that the game mechanic would have offered "complete freedom"."

Thanks for killing my boner Free Radical :(   read

9:56 AM on 01.15.2009

Leaked Star Wars Battlefront 3 footage

This blog actually sucks, but after watching this video over Kotaku I couldn`t stop myself from posting it here.
Free Radical took 3 games I really, really, really wanted to play.   read

7:26 PM on 11.27.2008

Pointless blog is pointless but thatīs still the most amazing cake I have ever seen

Surfing Kotaku I came across with the most amazing piece of food I have seen in my entire life.
A Mario Galaxy Cake:

That shit is amazing!!!!

Itīs a bunch of differnet moving cakes.
The fucking cake is spinning!

And thereīs a Mario flying around!

And Koopa fucking moves!

I would cry before cutting that cake.

Also video:

And link:

And this blog is shit, and Portal jokes are crap.
Also I hate my job.   read

7:37 AM on 11.14.2008

Happy Birthday Mr.Workmengs

Did I miss a memo or something?
Usually we celebrate DTOID members birthdays with a CBLOG full of happy birthdyas.
And since today itīs Mr.Workmanīs birthday (well at least according to Facebook wich never lies).

HAPPY 100 YEARS RON!!!!!!!
Youīve always been a champ


8:53 AM on 11.03.2008

Penny Arcade nailed it today

If you havenīt visited todayīs comic, here it is:

I really laughed hard on this one.
Reminds me off when I first played MArio 64, and I am pretty sure Mirrorīs Edge will make me feel exactly like that.   read

10:27 PM on 09.23.2008

Shortblog is short: There Will Be Brawl

Shotblog is gonna be short

Great video, looking forward for the next one, and holy shit ending was awesome.   read

9:26 PM on 08.05.2008

Little, really little Dissidia and Kingdom Hearts Footage

Browsing through Kotaku I found this IGN video where they show some footage of the Square Enix party.
And between all the non important footage you can see a little bit of Final Fantasy Dissidia, of Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days and Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep.
And since I am a huge, huge, Kingdom Hearts fan I couldnÂīt resist myself from posting the video:
[embed]98364:13680[/embed]   read

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