Well, I figure if I have a blog, might as well use it right?

Am I the only one who hates Middle School Fundraiser car washes?

Before you answer, let me explain why an event that should be praised and cheered on is obviously evil.

Back when I went to my local middle school, I remember the cheerleaders would have a yearly car wash. I remember seeing the fucking form that the had to take home and get signed. It literally told 13-14 year old kids to wear bikinis. Maybe you're into Pedo-stuff, that's cool, but having to see a bunch of young girls in two pieces freak me the hell out.

It'd be different if they looked like this (not really underage):



But they don't. They look like this (I couldn't find a non-attractive young-looking girl on google images in a bikini, so use your imagination):



But why bring this up on a video game website? Because I was forced to see it on my way to pick up Darkrai yesterday from Toys R Us.

Luckily, on the way back I was too busy reseting to get a good nature to see the fuckers humping a car window.

LOL NEW TOPIC TYM

Is anyone else REALLY frustrated with the PA game's create-a-character? I made my dude like 16 times, then it would show him in 2D and he'd look different.

I finally made one that didn't look retarded in 2D, but I was soon pissed to find out that, even though he was wearing boots and you couldn't see his socks in 3D mode, you could see his socks in 2D and they were colored something stupid.

I said fuck it and kept playing however, and am quite enjoying it.

After all, what RPG has NPCs that say "Tck...run non consent.exe" and "HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT ROBOT!?".

-Terance