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Tempus \| 7:26 AM on 07.18.2007	0 comments

Yay for Amiga crashes and paint!

By the way, who the fuck does Robert Summa think he is? Diss the Dtoiders and then come try to hug us all with blog posts? I don't think so.

Anyone who's ranting at Summa deserves a gold star at the moment and as for the other bit of e-drama going on at the moment, well, that person in question should be Livin' in a box.

Safe.

David Houghton is a legend
Tempus \| 9:51 PM on 07.14.2007	5 comments

I. Yes me. I, just spoke with the following man courtesy of our favourite Houghton-San;

Only a quick crazy phone call but still, my mind is blown. I just wish I had been able to go to London for the Pure Pwnage premiere this weekend. Instead, my ticket was offered to the Dtoid Army and no-one took the bait. Ah well... At least I spoke with teh_pwnerer!

Congrats Kid, You Got Aids!
Tempus \| 4:34 PM on 07.10.2007	10 comments

So my brother just linked me to this and I'm still wiping the tears of laughter from my face. I can only imagine the kid looked like this;

And I quote;

"<Anonymous> Now, I�m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here�s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit�s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming �SHIT! SHIT!.� Now, my good friend, Tom we�ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting �FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN�T GET IT! FUCK!.� By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here�s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, �Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I�m� I�m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.�
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn�t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob."

-http://www.bash.org/?777977

I fucking loves the intarweb.

Megaman 2 Video Rant by David Houghton
Tempus \| 8:49 PM on 07.06.2007	2 comments

Okay so it's almost 3am and David has consumed quite a lot of wine. We decided to have a go at Satan's Quest aka Megaman 2. Here are some results...

Apologies for the epic fail on sound quality, camera phones ain't up to scratch yet.

E-Sports World Cup Coverage
Tempus \| 3:02 PM on 07.06.2007	1 comments

Well, it seems as if no-one has even noticed this is happening on here. I'm told one of the Dtoid army is on his way for the weekend, but alas, there is no news as of yet.

Until that time, the BBC can inform you all. I do feel that Jim or David H should be covering this though, we are right next door afterall.

E-Sports World Cup Diary

Rumour; Sony re-re-releases the PSTwo
Tempus \| 9:37 AM on 07.06.2007	17 comments

It's interesting when things like this happen. Sony, it seems, still deem it viable to be spending on R&D, trying to reduce the size and possibly power consumption of it's greatest console to date, the PSTwo. Whilst this could be a reason for the stupid price of the PS3 (Hey I'm poor, stfuajpg) it doesn't make much sense, at least to myself, to release yet another version of your console toward the end of it's lifespan (GBA Micro, I stare at you)

Still, I doubt the new "Size Zero PSTwo" will be as good as this console;

-MaxConsole

Re-re-lease. When the fans say Bo, selectaaaaaaaaaaa.

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PC;
Akasa Eclipse 62 with Side Window & Green Cathodes
Intel E6600 - OC 3.2 Ghz
2Gb DDR1066 C5 RAM
500w PSU
ATI HD4850 @ 700gpu speed - 2216 memory speed.
1x 250Gb SATA (OS)
1x 320Gb IDE (Music/Games)
1x 500Gb SATA (Videos)
1x 160gb SATA (HD Movies)
DELL 2407WFP Rev A0424" Widescreen TFT - 1920x1200

Consoles;

PS1 (Old school version, chipped.)PS2 (Not in pic), Xbox1(with 120gb drive), DSLite with Supercard Lite and a borrowed 360 :D

Love shooting things in the head, driving insanely fast on Burnout and harassing my touch screen often. Tetris DS high score is 2.8million. Currently learning Japanese in order to understand more Jap games and achieve a lifelong goal.

Gaming since 1989 - 5yrs old. First game Super Mario Land on GB(Brickboy).
First computer was Amiga500, first console was a Master System? Yeah, fucked up I know.

Fave games - HL2, Time Crisis series, FFVI, VII and VIII, NSMB, Ouendan! EBA, Guitar Hero, Metal Slug, Megaman 2, Flatout2, Geometry Wars, Sonic 1, 2, 3 + Knuckles, Chaos Engine, Body Blows (Amiga), SSFII Turbo, Marble Blast Gold, Shadow of the Beast, Pushover, Lemmings, Ghouls and Ghosts, Zool, Mario Kart DS, Pitfall, Contra 3, Strider, 1942, Xenon, Streets of Rage 1 + 2, American McGee's Alice, Quake 1, 2, 3 + 4, N (Flash game), HL2 Deathmatch, SSX3 + 4, Super Monkey Ball Deluxe, Wii Sports, Resident Evil 1 + 2, Worms 1, 2, Armageddon and World Party, Requiem, Linerider, Brain Age 1 + 2, Point Blank, Pokemon Yellow, WarioWare Touched!, SMB 1, 3 and Lost Levels, Mario World, Super Mario Land, Excite Truck and still, a truckload more that don't come to mind at the mo!

Can't ever get enough of PurePwnage - best show evar.

360 is coming soon for HD gaming. I give in, honestly. Wii is okay, feels too gimmicky too often. PS3 = lol - nuff said. Best "next gen" console is DS and the PC ain't a console but it's one helluva gaming machine, for me at least.

Hit me up on Steam; Tempus_84 for a game of HL2 DM!