I'm a Journalism Major at Eastern Washington University. I love playing games and writing about them. Whenever I have enough time in my procrastination cycles, I'll periodically update this blog with new entries. Video games will be my focus, but I'll also share the occasional Dungeons & Dragons anecdote or similar nerdy misadventure.
It's been four years since the last mainline Final Fantasy game and since then I've moved on to other games to get my JRPG fix such as Dragon Quest, Persona and the Tales series. My opinion of quality JRPGs has shifted dramatically as a result of these titles. Final Fantasy XIII has proven that the series is still relevant today.
Explaining the story of Final Fantasy XIII is quite a feat, as it's not as straightforward as you would expect from these kinds of games. From the outset, you're rushed right into the middle of a conflict that involves the utopian society of Cocoon, a floating structure above the savage world of Pulse. Entities known as fal'Cie rule the world of Pulse and curse humans as l'Cie, which are given the ability to cast magic, but are given a single task called a Focus. Those who complete their Focus are immortalized in crystal, while those who fail in the allotted time become Cie'th and wander the world as meandering monsters. Those who are discovered to be l'Cie or have been in contact with them are captured and executed by Cocoon's government. Think of it as the holocaust, except Jews don't transform into monsters. As such, the people of Cocoon live in fear of the government's propaganda and detest the l'Cie.
The main characters are all involved in this conflict as either deportees or as part of a resistance group that is trying to stop these executions. These characters include: Lightning, a strong-willed, aloof woman who wields a gunblade; Sazh, a black man who roosts a baby chocobo in his afro; Snow, the reckless resistance leader who is engaged to Lightning's younger sister Serah; Hope, an emo kid who no one cares about; Vanille, a scantily-clad, bubbly girl; and Fang, who is Vanille's compatriot and joins the party much later in the game. All of the characters are marked by a fal'Cie and thus, rejected by the world in which they seek to protect.
While the story doesn't stop to explain everything for you, the game's battle system does. For the first few hours, you'll slowly acclimate to the system through the game's tutorials and receive additional tutorials every few hours upward to 20 hours into the game as new aspects are introduced.
Battles involve controlling one character while the other characters in the party are AI-controlled. If your character dies, it's game over. You have multiple active time battle (ATB) bars that fill up and each one counts as an attack; some attacks require multiple bars, however. You have the choice to insert your attacks manually with the Abilities command or let the computer do it for you with Auto-battle. In most cases, the computer does a decent job of fighting for you and you can only pray that AI works in your favor as often your allies will just stand there and do nothing. You can also use special moves called Techniques that require Technical Points (TP) to use. These moves include Libra for analyzing your enemies, Renew for restoring everyone's health instantly, Summon for summoning a character's Eidolon who fights alongside them, and so on. You can also use items, which don't require an ATB bar to use.
The system gets complicated once the class-changing system from Final Fantasy X-2 is included. Every character will have three classes, with the option of all six being available to them later. The six classes include: Commando, a physical attacker; Ravager, a magic attacker; Medic, a healer; Sentinel, a defender; Synergist, which increase your party's attributes with spells like Haste and Protect; and Saboteur, which reduce enemy attributes and inflict status effects. Mastering these classes is key to succeeding in battle as you'll constantly be switching classes in a maneuver called Paradigm Shift. Prior to entering combat, you'll customize your party's class structure as Paradigms. For example, a balanced Paradigm would include a Commando, a Ravager and a Medic. A more offensive Paradigm would include a Commando and two Ravagers and a defensive Paradigm would be a Sentinel, Medic and Synergist. You can switch Paradigms at any time in battle by pressing L1 and selecting from your list that includes up to six at a time.
The one problem I had with this system is it doesn't let you save Paradigm arrangements for future use if you were to switch party members. To clarify: my usual group is Lightning, Vanille and Sazh and I have a solid list of Paradigms for them. In the few instances where I needed a Sentinel, I'd switch in Snow for Lightning and have an appropriate list of Paradigms for that party, however I have to manually set my Paradigms each and every time I switch teams.
Battles are more or less trial and error as you attempt to find the correct strategy for winning battles. If you aren't using the correct classes at a given instance, a normal battle that would take 30 seconds to complete can take upward of 10 minutes. A major element to keep in mind is the stagger bar. As you attack an enemy, their stagger bar increases. When it completely fills, they become staggered and their defense is significantly reduced and you proceed to bumrush said target. On the other hand, enemies (bosses specifically) have a nasty habit of instantly killing your leader just because they can. It's frustrating at first and it's only after several more attempts of tweaking your strategy that you meet the winning conditions. Winning appears to be a matter of 70 percent strategy and 30 percent luck, with these factors often flipping from time to time. Battles are more fast-paced than what you expect from turn-based combat, even if you mostly opt for the Auto-battle command. You'll constantly be swapping Paradigms in battle to satisfy the ever-changing conditions.
After battles you aren't rewarded with experience points, but instead crystagen points (CP, not to be confused with a certain 4chan topic of interest). Every character has a Crystarium, which is more or less a 3D model of the Sphere Grid from Final Fantasy X. Each class has a series of nodes that improve one's attributes and give them new abilities, and each node requires a certain amount of CP to acquire. Characters have three attributes: HP, strength and magic. These attributes build upon one another with each class, while the abilities remain with their respective classes; a commando won't have fire spells and a ravager won't have cure spells.
The in-game database, known as the Datalog chronicles, all of the story's characters, events, people, history, mythos and so on to clarify everything for you as the game's cinematics don't stop to let you know what's going on. Not bothering to look through the Datalog for a good 10-15 hours, I had no clue what Pulse, Purge, Sanctum, Fal'Cie were and it was even harder trying to explain it to others.
I embraced the streamlined nature of leveling as well as the game's pace. The game takes a linear approach and there's no backtracking or overworld exploration. The environments involve taking a straight path, battling enemies and collecting items. About 25-30 hours in, the game does open up as you're able to take on many optional side missions that involve killing a designated target. Aside from the option of taking on these missions, the game retains its linear nature for remainder of its length.
It's also noteworthy to mention the absence of towns in the practical sense. Shopping for equipment has been reduced to a series of menus, which you access from the abundant save points that litter the area. New shops become available as you progress through the story as does the upgrade option. Weapons and accessories can be upgraded by combining them with the materials you collect from battles such as beast claws and machinery components like bolts. Each item has a set amount of experience points that are needed to level up your equipment. The organic items don'tt offer much XP, but can trigger XP multipliers of up to times three. The fabricated items offer greater XP values and are best used after a piece of equipment has an XP multiplayer. Your equipment levels up to a certain point, where it is then designated as a star and if a transforming catalyst is applied, the weapon will change. In which case, it can be combined with a mineral component and transformed into a different piece of equipment.
Being a Final Fantasy game, you can expect fantastic visuals and lengthy cinematics. I'd go as far as saying every 10 minutes (not counting battles) there is a new cutscene. Owners of the Xbox 360 version won't notice a huge jump between the in-game cinematics and the CGI ones. While the PS3 version (the one I played) looks amazing in its complete, uncompressed glory. I personally enjoyed watching the montage of CGI scenes in the opening movie whenever I booted the game up.
Fans will be disappointed that aside from the chocobo theme, which features a lyrical cover, none of the classic tunes or jingles from the series are to be found in the game; not even The Prelude or the victory fanfare. Instead we get many variations of Serah's Theme throughout the game, which I admit grew on me after hearing it more than a dozen times. There was much hype involving Leona Lewis' song "My Hands" as the game's theme song, but it only plays during the last scene of the game. I felt the battle theme was very catchy, despite it being spoiled in the initial trailer for the game.
Say what you want about JRPG voice acting, I thought the cast for this game was solid. Vanille's ambiguous accent was a little jarring at times, but I got over it. The same actor as Kanji-kun of Persona 4 fame voices Snow and I was hoping he would shout "Get bent!" somewhere in the game, but no such incident occurred.
Final Fantasy XIII has made some substantial changes to its structure that I believe are what made me enjoy and actually finish the game. I didn't mind the linearity or the lack of customization early in the game like other players have. The story appears convoluted at first, but if you spend an hour reading the Datalog, you'll appreciate it more. The PS3 version is the definitive version in terms of presentation as it simply looks better than its 360 counterpart. If you love Final Fantasy or JRPGs definitely check this game out.
When I first came into contact with Dante Alighieriís ďDivine Comedy,Ē I wasnít in a literature class, but rather a Web design class in high school. One of my assignments entailed designing a virtual tour in Flash about the poem. It talked about the different circles of hell and I ended up never finishing the assignment because I was too lazy to look up tutorials on Flash, but that memory of Danteís Inferno lingered in my mind. EAís Danteís Inferno sounded much more interesting than some BS Flash assignment.
The poem features Dante aimlessly wandering through a forest and stumbling into hell. In the game, Dante is a Crusader who is killed in combat but manages to defeat Death and take his scythe as his own. Dante soon learns his wife, Beatrice, was taken into the underworld on the grounds that Dante broke his pact by being unfaithful to her. Hell-bent on getting her back, Dante descends into the nine circles of hell to reclaim her soul. Various events from Danteís past are brought to attention in the form of animated cutscenes that resemble The Beatles animated movies and contrast the seemingly epic premise of the game.
Danteís Inferno is a hack Ďní slash action game that emulates God of War to the core. As such, youíll be slashing enemies, building up combos and performing quick-time events to dodge attacks or finish off enemies. As you defeat enemies, youíll acquire souls needed to purchase new attacks and magic for Dante. When grabbing an enemy, you have the choice to absolve or punish their soul. Absolving an enemy will grant you holy experience points, while punishing will give you unholy experience points. These experience points are used to level up two sets of experience trees: Holy powers are more magic-based and empower your ranged attack that fires crosses, while unholy powers improve your scythe attacks. Both trees max out at 7.
When you arenít fighting demons, unbaptized babies or naked, phallus-wielding lust demons, youíll complete block puzzles much like you did in God of War. Youíll also find damned souls that youíll be given the choice to absolve or punish for additional experience and souls. Harvesting these souls brings up a rhythm mini-game that involves timing an approaching ďsin iconĒ with its respective button. Youíll also collect relics that modify Danteís abilities and Judasí 30 silver coins for the sake of having inane collectibles.
While I didnít mind the blatant copy-cat approach of gameplay, the platforming segments and cheap deaths are an unnecessary nuisance. Starting with the fourth circle, Greed, the level design starts to fall apart. Essentially, this is when it becomes semi-broken platforming sections or repetitive combat challenges. The biggest offender is not giving you any camera control whatsoever. The camera follows Dante as he moves around and rotates when the game feels it should, but there were several instances where I literally made blind leaps of faith in the hope of landing on a platform (try jumping up several platforms with a bright light shining directly in your eyes).
Youíll also encounter instances where if you donít move fast enough or donít know any better, youíll be killed by a booby trap. Iím a prudent person when it comes to platforming and if Iím rushed even a little, Iíll get pissed. An early section in the game featured a fallen wooden door that is used as a bridge and if you donít go across the bridge fast enough, itíll fall. Since the camera was fixed at an angle where I couldnít see if I was going to run off the edge, I took my time and was punished for it. Another incident occurred where I was pulling a lever to make a door open and when you let go the door slowly closes back up. Meanwhile, enemies are taking shots at you while youíre opening the door, so I decided to take care of the enemies first then open the door, but suddenly some spiked walls closed in on me from out of nowhere. WTF!? Fortunately, youíll restart not too far from where you died, but Iím not much of a fan of this ďlearn quick or dieĒ mechanic.
The game isnít terribly difficult other than the cheap deaths youíll inevitably encounter. Combat is a matter of button mashing X or Y. The game will take no more than eight hours to complete and after finishing the main game you take on the Gates of Hell challenge where youíll face off against 50 waves of enemies. Youíll also be able to replay the game with all of your acquired abilities from the previous playthrough. This basically gives you a chance to fill up your other skill tree if you only focused on one as well as pick up any collectibles you may have missed.
Anyone who saw the commercial for this game during the Super Bowl would probably be amazed at the visuals and I have to say that I was impressed by them. The pre-rendered cutscenes are amazing. I noticed that Visceral Games contributed a lot of care to the graphics and the animations during these scenes. This diligence extends even to the actual game. As I was descending into the inferno, I noticed that the walls I was climbing down were moving and in fact resembled a cage-like structure where you could see the souls of dead people clamoring for escape. It freaked me out briefly, but I overcame the effect.
Another visual element I felt necessary to bring up was the abundance of nipples. Given that the second circle is Lust, nudity is expected. A section in this area has you climbing up a structure while a giant naked female demon is attacking you. Itís one thing when I see I giant pair of breasts, but when the nipples are tongues and release babies, I cringe. And donít get me started on the design for the glutton demons. Iím not prude when it comes to nudity, but some things go too far and Danteís Inferno definitely takes it to that level.
Going along with the epic cinematic scenes, there is a rich orchestral score that complements the heroic feats youíll perform in the game. Much like in God of War, the music kicks in at the right moment during boss battles. The voice actors are great and definitely bring out the epic premise of the title. Hearing the echoing voices of the damned as I traversed through the game sent chills down my spine and definitely added to the atmosphere.
Overall, Danteís Inferno is a good game, despite not being terribly original. The game has its issues with a lack of camera control and the cheap deaths can be frustrating. If you enjoyed God of War, I would recommend checking the game out. Itís very short and even though there is DLC coming out in the near future, Iíd say the game is still worth a rental.
Travis Touchdown is back the sequel to 2008ís Kill Bill with wanking off lightsabers game, No More Heroes, with No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle. The sequel fixes some of the issues I had with the first game, but includes some new gameplay elements that end up hurting it more than helping it.
Travis is out for blood after he learns that his best friend was assassinated and is somehow convinced to compete in another assassination tournament at the request of the French seductress, Silvia. Despite being the winner of the last tournament, he starts at rank 51. However, youíll actually only have to fight in 15 battles as youíll jump ahead in ranks due to consolidated battles and other events that happen in the story.
The level design is identical to the first game, and in fact, some of the locations from the previous game return. Essentially, youíll move from room to room killing enemies with your beam katana, which is just a fancy way of saying lightsaber. Pressing the A button swings the katana, while the trigger lets you kick enemies. When an enemyís health has depleted, an arrow will appear and youíll have to swing the remote in the indicated direction to finish off an enemy. If you finish off an enemy with a kick, two arrows will appear and youíll have to swing the remote and the nunchuck in the direction that the arrows are pointing to perform a wrestling move. About half of the time, these motion controls work in the way you want them. As you defeat enemies, slot machine reels will appear and if you match up three of the same picture, youíll earn a temporary power-up like faster attack speed, shooting blasts of energy with your sword or turning into a tiger and going ape-shitÖ or rather tiger-shit. Boss battles are typically longer than normal battles in the sense that youíll have to figure out the bossís strategy and exploit their weakness, then proceed to wail on them. Itís basically more of the same from the first game.
Between matches, you can take on side-jobs to earn some extra money. No More Heroes 2 improves upon several things in this regard. First, you donít have to do any of these jobs at all. Before, you had to repeat the same tasks to earn enough money so that you could pay for your admission into the next battle, but now you donít. Second, the GTA-style travel around the city has been removed in favor of a map screen where you simply select your destination and youíre there. Finally, with the exception of the scorpion job, all of the side-jobs are 8-bit NES-style mini-games. These classic games vary from action-puzzlers, side-scrollers, to simple puzzle games. Your speed and thoroughness determine how much money you earn from each job.
The money you earn can be spent on new beam katanas, clothing for Travis, or gym exercises to increase Travisí attack power and health. Itís entirely optional and aside from the clothing, can benefit you later. The new beam katanas you can earn include: a green curved blade, a long-reach red blade and my personal favorite, two red blades. The clothing you buy is just customizable stuff that I never really cared about.
Now for the bad things that are included in this game. About halfway through the story, Travis will encounter Shinobu, a young female samurai who he fought against in the previous game, but spared her life. Now she acts as Travisí pupil and tackles a couple of missions for him. Now Iím all for including new characters, but Shinobuís levels are horrible. There are platforming sections in her levels and the combination of a wonky camera and the fact that she jumps like a stone donít help. I had to retry multiple jump attempts simply because I couldnít see where I was jumping nor could she hurdle across small gaps without falling. Also her movement is very stiff and doesnít feel right at all. Travisí brother, Henry, is also a playable character for a single battle and features the same stiff controls as Shinobu. All in all, the new character additions are nice, but I couldíve done without the platforming.
Graphically, the game maintains the previous entryís cel-shaded artstyle, where everyone and everything resembles Japanese animation. I havenít played the previous game in two years, but I noticed a lot more ďbooby-physicsĒ in this iteration. Gratuitous violence and spraying blood make a return as well. If you were into the artstyle of the last game, expect more of the same in this title.
Much like the visuals, the sound retains many of the elements from the last game. All of the original voice actors are back and bring the gameís mature, perverted humor to life. The catchy battle theme from the last game makes a reappearance and in multiple forms, including a version with sung Japanese lyrics. Lightsaber hums, death screams and profanity are also back in full force. The 8-bit mini-games also include retro music and sound effects from yesteryear.
Overall, I found No More Heroes 2 to be better than the original game, but it still has some issues with its camera. The new characters were nice, but Shinobu ended up being more of a burden than a blessing. If you loved the first game, definitely check this one out.
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess was the last Zelda/Zelda-esque game Iíve played on a console. The new Zelda game for the Wii has been floating around in the rumor mill for some time now, but until anything concrete is announced, Darksiders from Vigil Games will suffice.
Going with what other critics have said, Darksiders blatantly copies off of many games. The overworld exploration and dungeon crawling from The Legend of Zelda are the primary aspects of this game, while the combat is similar to God of War. Thereís a portal gun from Portal, a flying-shooting sequence from Panzer Dragoon, the grappling hook/swinging mechanic from Bionic Commando, the power-up-based exploration from Metroid and the main character totally looks like Arthas from WarCraft. Oh, and that memory of you playing with penguins at the zoo, Darksiders took that too!
Getting that out of the way, the story of Darksiders is loosely based off of the apocalypse stories that are mentioned in the book of Revelation from the Bible. Something terrible has happened and now heaven and hell are fighting over the world. You play as War, one of the four horsemen who are summoned during this time, but apparently you didnít get the memo about the summoning being called off and now youíre stuck on Earth looking like a dumbass.
War is defeated by a minion of The Destroyer and sent to the Charred Council who charge War for bringing about the destruction of the world. However, War is given the chance to prove his innocence and unravel the mystery as to why these events are taking place. War is released and stripped of everything but his big-ass sword, Chaoseater. and the Council have attached the Watcher to Warís arm to keep tabs on him. The Watcher is the ďNaviĒ companion of War and is voiced by Mark Hamill.
Warís quest will take him through four dungeons that resemble the dungeon structures from the Zelda games, namely the fire and water temples. Youíll solve puzzles, battle enemies and collect treasure. In each dungeon youíll come across a map, a compass-like item and keys for opening locked doors. Probably the most noticeable thing is whenever you solve a puzzle, the camera will zoom out and pan over to a locked door and youíd expect to hear the little Zelda jingle, but instead you get Darksidersí version of the jingle with a ďBUM BUM BUM!Ē Youíll also find a major item/weapon that is needed to solve some of the puzzles in a dungeon and ultimately defeat the boss of the respective dungeon. For example, the first of these items is a shuriken that is used much like Linkís boomerang; you can target multiple targets in a specific order. An example of a shuriken/boomerang would be using the fire from a torch to light a bomb plant. Yes, bomb plants are in this game.
Warís tools are also used throughout the gameís overworld. Large blocks of ice can be broken with Warís power glove weapon, while hovering grapple points can be attached to Warís hookshot that is simply called the Abyssal Chain. And as you may expect, there are treasures hidden throughout the world and many of them are blatant copies of things youíd find in Zelda. For example, after defeating a boss youíll acquire a lifestone, (a skull) and is basically a heart container. This gives War an additional bar of health. Throughout the world youíll also find lifestone shards and if you collect four, youíll create a new lifestone and receive more health, much like the pieces of heart. Additionally, youíll find wrath shards that can be combined to give you more wrath, which is needed to perform magic spells.
Warís magic includes: Blade Geyser, a ring of blades encircle Wars. Stoneskin increases Warís defense, Immolation ignites enemies and Affliction afflicts curses upon enemies. Wrath is represented as yellow, while health is green. Finally there are blue souls youíll collect for defeating enemies, destroying objects and opening blue soul chests. Souls act as the gameís currency and can be used to purchase new weapons, combos and magic spells. Spells and combos can be upgraded multiple times with the purchase of souls, while your weapons level up with extended use.
As mentioned earlier, combat is similar to God of War. Youíll mash the X button constantly and occasionally press the Y button for your secondary weapon. Your secondary weapons include the aforementioned power glove, which sends shockwaves through the ground. You also have long-reaching scythe, which I only purchased on the recommendation of my buddy Adam. Overall, I found no practical use for the secondary weapons since I was more than satisfied with the Chaoseater.
Your weapons can be enhanced with various attachments that generate different effects such as increasing a weaponís attack power, generating more souls, or slowly replenishing your wrath. The wrath regeneration enhancement essentially nullified the purpose of the yellow chests for the rest of the game.
In addition to weapon combat, pretty much all enemies can be finished off with a gruesome attack that prompts players to press the B button. Smaller enemies can be defeated with this attack alone, but the stronger ones will have to be stunned before they can be finished off. These finishers vary from breaking an enemy over Warís back to slicing them in half with his sword.
The visuals for Darksiders are very good. The opening cutscene is all pre-rendered and fools you into thinking thatís how all of the visuals look. The environments for the first few areas are dark and gritty, but later youíll venture to a bright and colorful mountain pass and a beautiful temple garden. The gameís areas are definitely things youíd see in The Legend of Zelda only darker in tone. Character models are all really good, if you donít mind War having a WarCraft appearance with his bulky armor and large shoulder pads. The designs for the angels look amazing, while the demons are what you can expect from demons.
I donít recall much from the gameís soundtrack as there isnít any main overworld theme. The voice cast is amazing, however. All of the characters sound really badass and it sounds like these characters are really from the apocalypse. Mark Hamillís voice as The Watcher definitely steals the show with his wily Joker voice from Batman: Arkham Asylum and the animated series.
While nothing from Darksiders could be considered original, itís all executed admirably. The main quest will take 10-15 hours to complete and grabbing all of the collectibles will add some more hours to your playtime. If you love The Legend of Zelda series and canít wait for the new Zelda game, I highly recommend checking this game out.
We have about two weeks until Christmas and I havenít asked for anything aside from a BA trenchcoat/peacoat or something of that sort. While thatís pretty boring, hereís a list of relatively pricey things that I legitimately want.
1. PSP 3000 Hanna Montana Pack - $159.99
This is not a joke, I effing want this. I recently purchased Persona for the PSP despite not having the system and not just because of Persona, but because of the slew of other upcoming RPGís for the handheld. The reason I want the ďPanty PurpleĒ PSP is not because of Hannah Montana, but because Iím guilty of vanity and wanting to have my stuff stand out from the others. Like with my DS I spent extra to get the golden-Triforce edition while everyone else has white and black. Also most everyone I know has black iPhones, while mine is white. In other words, I fully support the purple PSP.
2. Dungeons & Dragons 4E Books - $15-35
My other obsession besides video games is D&D. While I havenít completely exhausted my current wares and 4E is still growing with new books coming out each month, I should still keep semi-updated. Particularly I would like these:
-Monster Manual 2
Aside from the Monster Manual, the other books would be primarily for my players so that they would have even more options when creating characters.
3. Rise Kujikawa Action Figure 1/8 Scale - $130
This is probably the creepiest thing on my list as it involves my obsession with Persona 4 and Rise, the hottest girl you can date in the game. Itís a shame I had to cheat on my first girlfriend, Yukiko, to get with Rise, but it was well worth itÖ heheheheheheh!
4. iMac - $1500
ďIím a Mac, Iím a PCĒ enough with that crap. Apple released the new iMac recently and itís pretty nice. My current Macbook Pro still works, but only barely. The first problem is the battery is shot and now my laptop is nothing but a smaller desktop, requiring to be plugged in whenever in use. The other problem is I was cleaning my keyboard and I got a little too OCD with cleaning the keys and accidentally broke off a couple of the keys, which somehow became 12. So now I use an external keyboard for typing and Iím content with it. However, the new iMacs are pretty sexy and I plan to get one later this summer.
5. SONY HVRA1U Black 1.3" 2.97 MP C-MOS 2.7" LCD 10X Optical Zoom Professional 1080i HDV Camcorder - $2500
This is an effing legit camera, and I plan to do some effing legit video recording sometime in the future and I might as well go big. This is a long shot from my current situation and I probably wonít get into this until me and some colleagues have established a proper base of operations to set this stuff up.
I will make a confession: I have never finished Super Mario Bros. 3. Yes, what many consider to be the greatest game of all time, I cannot vouch for. I blame World 8 for being, both literally and figuratively, hell. With that said, I ignore that black spot of my past and move on to greener pastures such as New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii is the successor to 2006ís New Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo DS. Both games return to the roots of the series in glorious 2D sidescrolling, platforming bliss. If youíve played any of the classic Mario games for the Nintendo Entertainment System and Super Nintendo Entertinament System, you should feel right at home. For one thing, the story hasnít changed: Princess Peach has been kidnapped and Mario must set out on a journey to rescue herÖ AGAIN!
Marioís travels will take him across eight different worlds that consist of environmental archetypes such as grass, desert, ice, lava, etc. Each world includes several different levels as well as boss fortresses and castles. The game essentially combines elements from Super Mario Bros. 1-3, Super Mario World and Yoshiís Island: Super Mario World 2. If youíve played the DS version, then youíll be aware that in addition to Marioís traditional move set of running, jumping and stomping on Goombas, some of his actions from his 3D adventures make appearances as well. These ďnewerĒ moves include the triple jump, wall jump and butt-slam.
It wouldnít be a Mario game without a wide selection of power-ups like mushrooms, fire flowers and stars. Two new additions to the series are the propeller suit and the penguin suit. The propeller suit is this iterationís form of the raccoon suit or cape, which allow Mario to fly in the air briefly to reach new heights. Wiggling the Wii remote sends Mario flying straight up and heíll slowly descend back to the ground. Thereís not as much horizontal movement as previous flying power-ups, but it still helps in skipping some of the trickier areas of levels. The penguin suit allows Mario to perform the same actions as penguins: sliding on his belly, swimming faster, and throwing snowballs to freeze enemies.
The game plays like the older Mario games with the Wii Remote turned on its side, using the d-pad to move, the 2 button to jump and the 1 button to shoot fireballs and run. There are some minor ďwaggleĒ movements to control the propeller suit. Wiggling the remote will also perform a spin jump, and holding down on the 1 button while shaking the remote will allow you to lift certain objects.
The most common object youíll be picking up is other players when playing in multiplayer. Up to four players can play through the gameís main adventure as Mario, Luigi, Yellow Toad and Blue Toad in a quasi-cooperative-competitive fashion. Because while you are ďworking togetherĒ to complete levels, more often than not youíll end up stealing all four power-ups that emerge from item blocks, picking up and throwing other players into pools of lava or ďaccidentallyĒ bouncing on another playerís head so that they fall to their death. The game becomes much harder when other players are playing because the screen scrolls forward when just one player moves ahead, causing straggling players to be pushed ahead and crushed against walls and other obstacles. When a player dies, they return a few seconds later in a bubble that must be popped by a player who is still alive. If all four players die, they will have to restart the level from the last checkpoint.
There are two competitive modes: head-to-head and coin battle. Depending on how you play the cooperative mode, the former will probably seem no different from that, other than youíre given a selection of levels to choose from rather than traveling from world to world. Coin battle keeps track of how many coins each player gets in a level and tallies up their scores at the end. I definitely found the multiplayer component to be the gameís highlight, as I donít think Iíve had this much fun in years.
I found the game to be somewhat harder than the DS game, but not too hard overall. If youíre a veteran Mario player, you should feel right at home with the game. However, should you die in the same level eight times in a row, a green box will appear that asks if you would like the game to play through the level for you if itís simply too hard. If you accept, the level will be played through and you can stop at anytime to take control. In most cases, only the most inexperienced players will ever have to use this feature.
The game also has some replay value by having you collect three large star coins that are hidden within each level. These coins allow you to unlock videos that will show you various tricks such as acquiring infinite 1-Ups and finding secret exits to levels. Iím not much of a completionist, so I chose not to go after every star coin.
If youíve played the DS game, then youíll know what the visuals are like for this game. The characters and backgrounds are all 3D polygons, but youíll travel along a 2D space. Iíll say the visuals are better than the DS version due to the hardware that this game is running on, but itís not quite at the same level as Super Mario Galaxy.
The music consists of synchronized melodies from various Mario games, including New Super Mario Bros. for the DS, Super Mario Bros. 3 and more. The enemies will also dance to certain parts of the overworld music, which also happened in the DS game. Other classic sound effects include the power-up/power-down noises, coin chimes and the voices of Mario, Luigi and the two toads.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii is the most fun gaming experience Iíve had all year. It contains a solid single player mode and enough challenge and nostalgia to please veterans of the series. The game also appeals to such a broad audience that even those who donít play games that much will be able to enjoy it. If you donít already own this game, get it! If you do, get it for someone who doesnít!