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Hi! I'm Will (or Technophile, or Techno, or Tech or that guy).
The forums are a damn cool place and you should check them out!

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Technophilia and technophobia are the two extremes of the relationship between technology and society. The technophobe fears or dislikes technology, often regarding some or all technology with fear. This may be as a consequences of fear of change, a prior catastrophic experience with technology or because it may lead to a process of dehumanization.

The technophile sees most or all technology as positive, adopting technology enthusiastically, and seeing it as a means to potentially improve life and combat social problems. A technophile will choose technology above other methods rather than rationally selecting the best tool for the job.

* I'm a modern man.

A man for the millennium, digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded. I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing. I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bicoastal multitasker. And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old school. And my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted, cool customer. Voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database, And my database is in cyberspace. So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, And from time-to-time I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve. Riding the wave, dodging a bullet. Pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab, and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha male on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever. Laid back but fashion forward. Up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance. Super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands on, foot loose, knee jerk, head case. Prematurely post traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the F word in my eMail, And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini mall. I bought a mini van in a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll free, bite sized, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, But I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow. I go with the flow. I ride with the tide. I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, And lunch time is crunch time. I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt. And I'm hanging tough, over and out.

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FORUM ADVENTURES #1 - Third Party Viewpoint {shortblog}
Technophile | 12:06 AM on 04.09.2010 21 comments




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Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 00:10
Gobun
That just happened.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 00:14
F Whipple
Shit just got real
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 00:15
gatorsax2010
I <3 you.
Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 00:38
Slowey
Saved, printed and fapped onto
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 00:48
seigfreid
This is so good.
SenorDoucheoisie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 00:50
SenorDoucheoisie
Holy shit, amazing.

I doff my slightly sideways Oakland Raiders brohat at you, brah.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 00:59
Monodi
I'll never get tired of this meme
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 01:00
Joanna Mueller
Et tu Techno?
Antwhan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 01:17
Antwhan
Amazing Meme is Amazing.

FAP'd for glory
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 01:19
T-rav
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
HerosPlayDumb's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 01:47
HerosPlayDumb
Fucking glorious.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 02:09
Y0j1mb0
Que Bueno.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 07:48
Alasdair Duncan
Aaaaaiiiiiieeeee, 'tis good.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 09:05
Xzyliac
Okay, this meme is the best I've seen yet.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 09:51
PappaDukes
Seriously, I had to read that a couple times it was just that good.

Well played sir, well played.
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 10:44
Sean Daisy
Ah, le mot juste.
Jurgs's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 13:35
Jurgs
I love you Techno
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2010 19:58
Danmartigan
The forums are taking over this shit, BROS
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/13/2010 05:49
Aaron Mxy Yost
Oh, I get it. That man is putting sunglasses on over the sunglasses he's already wearing, then he yells really loud!
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